Questions for the pod

[Chris]

2 hours ago, David Keelaghan said:

When you sold the fanzine outside Anfield, did you ever sell to a former player or celebrity fan? What's the strangest/funniest interaction you had doing that job? 

 

I've got a good one for that... We'll stick that in. 

[No2]

Get Dave to pronounce French car manufacturers. Start with Peugeot, then Renault, Citroën and anything else.

[Jose Jones]

Troy Deeney said that he hated playing against Virgil because he was “too big, too fast, too strong and he smells lovely”.

Virgil aside, which member of the squad do you reckon smells the best? And who smells the worst?

[johnsusername]

If you could live in a fictional world from a TV show for 48 hours which would you choose?

 

I'd go with Ponty Pandy from Fireman Sam. If looks nice, good amenities, close to the countryside, and I could give Norman Price a kick in the bollocks.

 

It's not just footy questions, right? 

[Morning Glory]

Would you put one of or all 3 of Ali, Virg & Mo in our all time greatest 11, if not who would you keep in their place and what would that 11 currently be? 

[Jairzinho]

Do you use Flashscores or Ceefax to watch the games?

[Vincent Vega]

If you came across Howard Webb whilst playing Grand Theft Auto, what way would you choose to kill him?

[The Midnight Rambler]

Why hasn’t big bird been offered a new contract yet?

[Tj hooker]

Do you think Klopp 2.0 will be in time as good as the first one he built or dare I say it better ? 

[suzy]

23 hours ago, Elite said:

What is sexier? A sheep in suspenders or a pig in peek-a-boo lingerie?

You are a sick man!

[Poor Scouser T]

Who would win a fight between a monkey with a pizza topped with pineapple and a bear with a bean full English Brecky. And the Monkey has a knife.

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, johnsusername said:

I could give Norman Price a kick in the bollocks.

An idea anybody who has kids could get behind, he's a right little twat!

[Chris]

20 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Troy Deeney said that he hated playing against Virgil because he was “too big, too fast, too strong and he smells lovely”.

Virgil aside, which member of the squad do you reckon smells the best? And who smells the worst?

 

love it!

[Chris]

15 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

If you came across Howard Webb whilst playing Grand Theft Auto, what way would you choose to kill him?

 

Legal ed nixes that one. Should poor old Howard turn up dead somewhere with his SYP badge shoved up his rusty sheriff's badge, we'd be in right strife. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Jam or Marmalade? Butter as well(deviants!) or just the Jam or Marmalade?

[JohnnyH]

Is it dinner or tea?

[MOGLET]

When you talk to yourself in your head, does it have your accent?

 

What are duckbilled platypus for?

 

Wee Willie Winkie, peado or not, discus.

 

 

[Supremolad]

1) Who do you think has a higher ceiling and a genuine chance of making it under Klopp - Kaide Gordon

or Ben Doak? 

 

2) While it's true that Robertson is a good player, shouldn't we seriously be looking to get strong competition for him next season based on his significant flaws - failing to hold a defensive line and dropping yards behind, over-reliance on his left foot, inability to convert chances despite getting into good positions.

[Preston Red]

Should farts be lumpy?

 

If not, I've definitely shit meself.

[Fowlers God]

On 18/11/2023 at 14:46, George Costanza said:

If you could change the result of one game in history what would it be?

 

Forrest/UTD

[Remmie]

On 18/11/2023 at 13:23, Elite said:

What is sexier? A sheep in suspenders or a pig in peek-a-boo lingerie?

Dave is a Miss Piggy guy so that's that one answered

[Remmie]

On 19/11/2023 at 06:32, Jose Jones said:

Troy Deeney said that he hated playing against Virgil because he was “too big, too fast, too strong and he smells lovely”.

Virgil aside, which member of the squad do you reckon smells the best? And who smells the worst?

I reckon Gakpo and Gravenberch get their musk from the same contact, they probably have their own cabinet of cologne's like in Anchorman. 

 

Ben Doak smells of wet farts and irn bru

[Le Duan]

On 18/11/2023 at 16:40, JohnnyH said:

Or Dave’s “I don’t disagree, but” and then he 100% fully disagrees with the point just made. 

Everything before ‘but’, is bullshit

[Le Duan]

Who is the worst ‘monger’? Fish, iron, war or rumour?

[Le Duan]

Xabi Alonso - flash in the pan, or a managerial genius in the making?