Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Caceido a £70m+ player?

Nonsense. 

 

Kick the arses of the scouts and get them down to South and Central America for the next 2 months.  

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Caceido a £70m+ player?

Nonsense. 

 

Kick the arses of the scouts and get them down to South and Central America for the next 2 months.  

Would be worth every penny of that £70m just to watch our illustrious skipper take a long walk off a short pier.

[sh#t waffle]

Hang on a minute, are you saying you don't rate Jordan Henderson? You really should have said something before.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, sh#t waffle said:

Hang on a minute, are you saying you don't rate Jordan Henderson? You really should have said something before.

I'd appreciate it very much if you wouldn't put words in my mouth, Mr Waffle.

[Lee909]

Some links to Yunus Musah

Would make lots of sense. Great engine,number 6 young and I think he would get home grown status as he was at arsenal between 2012-2019

[Scott_M]

[Lee909]

7 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

[Grinch]

Cool, just need him to stay at Dortmund for another year now.  So all the cucks can pretend that’s the reason we’re playing James Milner.

[El Rojo]

All will be revealed. 

[Megadrive Man]

35 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

Groundhog day.

[El Dangerous]

I checked that earlier and that OCKOP has sourced that from some no mark blagger who’s ‘heard’ that. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I never stopped believing.

[TD_LFC]

Finally, shit source or not at least it's a link.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

Michael Ball will be revealed. 

 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, TD_LFC said:

Finally, shit source or not at least it's a link.

 

 

 

There is no way anyone with hair that bad should be anywhere near the club.

[Salou]

21 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Caceido a £70m+ player?

Nonsense. 

 

Kick the arses of the scouts and get them down to South and Central America for the next 2 months.  

From all reports Liverpool (and United) really wanted Caicedo direct from South America but he had multiple agents and ownership complications which kept putting the price up so both clubs dropped out.

 

I really don't think the club and its scouts/data teams have an issue with identifying talent at all (e.g Enzo Fernandes was identified pre Benfica), it just goes down to the money provided by owners, the willingness to take risks direct from S America as well as where Klopp and the coaches think they should allocate the budget to. 

[Bad Red Bull]

Rumours rife on Twitter that Pochettino is favourite to take over Chelsea after the end of the season and that Mount is kinda hesitant now. Good news, I would say 

[Scott_M]

22 minutes ago, Bad Red Bull said:

Rumours rife on Twitter that Pochettino is favourite to take over Chelsea after the end of the season and that Mount is kinda hesitant now. Good news, I would say 

Yep but the fume from of our fan base who didn’t want him anyway will be hilarious. 

[Scott_M]

1 hour ago, El Dangerous said:

I checked that earlier and that OCKOP has sourced that from some no mark blagger who’s ‘heard’ that. 

Apparently Jac Talbot works for The Mirror in some capacity. 
 

I started one of his transfers videos once and turned it off within a minute. He has all the charisma of any inanimate object which is not particularly exciting.

 

Fjortoft and Faulk have both said it was never off. 

[BeefStroganoff]

Not bothered about Mount. He's ok like but not what we need.

[Jairzinho]

6 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Not bothered about Mount. He's ok like but not what we need.

 

You're fuming. Admit it. 

 

Positively apoplectic with rage.

[Moo]

As one who rather likes Mount and wouldn't have minded him here, albeit with question marks over his position, I can honestly say I wouldn't fume one bit because we didn't get him.

[joe_fishfish]

Yeah I have to say I’m firmly in the “couldn’t give a shit” camp if we don’t get Mount.

[Tenfolder]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

Yep but the fume from of our fan base who didn’t want him anyway will be hilarious. 

 

Exactly this, then when it ends up being Conor Gallagher or some lesser english lad(because it's fairly clearly the homegrown quota is exactly why Mount is being targeted) there will be more outrage.

[JohnnyH]

2 hours ago, Bad Red Bull said:

Rumours rife on Twitter that Pochettino is favourite to take over Chelsea after the end of the season and that Mount is kinda hesitant now. Good news, I would say 

Spurs just sacked their interim manager.  I wonder is it done so they can try and get Poch before he joins Chelsea. The fans will go nuts at Levy if he goes to Chelsea