Emergency Ward 10 - The Injuries Thread

[3 Stacks]

8 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

His brittleness is pretty well acknowledged on here, with plenty suggesting we need to get rid of him because he can’t be relied on.
 

It’s a shame, as he’s world class in his limited fit spells.

 

Anyway, it’s a big blow for the rest of the season. 

World class? He's meant to be the best finisher of all time and he's never even been a 1 in 2 goal scorer.

[El Rojo]

Just now, 3 Stacks said:

World class? He's meant to be the best finisher of all time and he's never even been a 1 in 2 goal scorer.

 

Don't stat me, bro. 

[SasaS]

At least the two weeks started yesterday instead of waiting for someone to kick the shit out of him tomorrow.

[Mathewbet1]

2 weeks out with a hip niggle. Our medical team need canning.

 

Speaking ahead of the Merseyside derby, Klopp said Jota is now set for a two-week absence as a result. "Diogo scored the goal, felt a little bit and now we found out it's a little bit more," Klopp told reporters.

"So he will be out for two weeks. Besides that, no [other new injury concerns]. I cannot really say a lot about it, to be honest. Before which game where he didn't start, he got a knock – normal challenge, then felt a little bit at the hip.

 

"That was then fine because we didn't start him, brought him on, that was alright. Then he started the last game, was obviously OK and then with the finish… it's a small one but we are late in the season, so obviously now it's not a great moment for each injury pretty much.

"It's not a big one. When I say two weeks, actually really it's pretty much nothing but enough to not be available."

[an tha]

Klopp's comments on it are almost funny:

 

Asked at his pre-Everton press conference today about any fresh injury problems, Klopp said: “Unfortunately, yes. Diogo scored the goal, felt a little bit and now we found out it’s a little bit more.

 

“So he will be out for two weeks.

 

“Besides that, no [other new injury concerns].”

 

The manager added of Jota: “I cannot really say a lot about it, to be honest. Before which game where he didn’t start, he got a knock – normal challenge, then felt a little bit at the hip. That was then fine because we didn’t start him, brought him on, that was alright.

 

“Then he started the last game, was obviously OK and then with the finish… it’s a small one but we are late in the season, so obviously now it’s not a great moment for each injury pretty much.

 

“It’s not a big one. When I say two weeks, actually really it’s pretty much nothing but enough to not be available.”

[Code]

Any updates on Thiago?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Code said:

Any updates on Thiago?

He had a nice Tapas in the City centre for his dinner last night then went home and watched Baby Reindeer.

[Red74]

18 minutes ago, an tha said:

Klopp's comments on it are almost funny:

 

Asked at his pre-Everton press conference today about any fresh injury problems, Klopp said: “Unfortunately, yes. Diogo scored the goal, felt a little bit and now we found out it’s a little bit more.

 

“So he will be out for two weeks.

 

“Besides that, no [other new injury concerns].”

 

The manager added of Jota: “I cannot really say a lot about it, to be honest. Before which game where he didn’t start, he got a knock – normal challenge, then felt a little bit at the hip. That was then fine because we didn’t start him, brought him on, that was alright.

 

“Then he started the last game, was obviously OK and then with the finish… it’s a small one but we are late in the season, so obviously now it’s not a great moment for each injury pretty much.

 

“It’s not a big one. When I say two weeks, actually really it’s pretty much nothing but enough to not be available.”

If it’s pretty much nothing then put him on the bench ffs. We’ve got 5 games to go and he’s giving our only live striker 2 weeks off. Klopp should be telling him to strap himself up and get out there. Luis Suarez must be spinning in his grave seeing these tarts who followed him. 

[3 Stacks]

7 minutes ago, Red74 said:

If it’s pretty much nothing then put him on the bench ffs. We’ve got 5 games to go and he’s giving our only live striker 2 weeks off. Klopp should be telling him to strap himself up and get out there. Luis Suarez must be spinning in his grave seeing these tarts who followed him. 

Agreed.

 

In the NHL playoffs, you need to be incapacitated to not play. 5 games left to go in the season when the title is possible is basically the equivalent. Tell the pussy he’s gotta be available.

[an tha]

17 minutes ago, Red74 said:

If it’s pretty much nothing then put him on the bench ffs. We’ve got 5 games to go and he’s giving our only live striker 2 weeks off. Klopp should be telling him to strap himself up and get out there. Luis Suarez must be spinning in his grave seeing these tarts who followed him. 

Medical team telling Klopp he can't be used?

[Dapower]

37 minutes ago, Code said:

Any updates on Thiago?

Seen out shopping with his Judy 

[Judge]

Can you imagine Souness, McMahon or Gerrard throwing in the towel in a title race with 5 matches to go because «he felt something» in his hip? 

 

Soft, overprotected lads, nearly all of them. Get rid. And send the whole medical team with him.

[SasaS]

Jota: Ooh aah... just a little bit.

 

Medical Team: a little bit more!

[Dave D]

If we manage to win this now I'll build a statue of Klopp myself. Not only is he combating PGMOL and a corrupt oil state team but his own players at times.   

[Red74]

28 minutes ago, an tha said:

Medical team telling Klopp he can't be used?

Why listen to them now. He’s off next month and this is his last chance to win a major trophy with us. 

[Baltar]

These crocks have pissed me off for the last time. Getting rid off Ox and Keita was a good decision. Now Thiago, Matip and Jota should follow. There's no point in having good players if they are missing more games than they play. 

[an tha]

9 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Why listen to them now. He’s off next month and this is his last chance to win a major trophy with us. 

I feel we have entered a whole new era where these medical teams have a level of influence that is much higher than we have ever seen before - if they say a player can't play, a player isn't playing.

 

There is probably a load of supporting 'data' that proves it prolongs careers and leads to players being healthier in later life etc, but IMHO I am inclined to think that maybe at times there is just a bit too much of a no risk policy/the line is in the wrong place.

[Lee909]

We need to get rid of all these sicknotes

 

Jota is a great finisher but its getting ridiculous having all these injury players in the squad taking up squad places and big wages. 

[Anubis]

I’m convinced that Jota injury is on that Cunt Bassey. The tackle on Jota that led to the goal. He was clipped from behind and as he fell to the floor Bassey then went into him and deliberately fell, knees first onto the side of Jota’s lower legs. It wouldn’t surprise me if that twisted his hip. 

[SasaS]

Shirley Bassey would never never never do that deliberately?

[johnsusername]

We'd be great if footy was a non contact sport.

[Jairzinho]

Tell the cunt that hip belongs to Liverpool football club.

[SasaS]

So you all think his hips do lie?

[aws]

30 minutes ago, SasaS said:

Shirley Bassey would never never never do that deliberately?

Who knows what’s going on in her mind? 

[Dapower]

30 minutes ago, SasaS said:

Shirley Bassey would never never never do that deliberately?

Shirley Bassey is tougher than all these shitbags