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I actually quite like "cube" as an insult.

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

I actually quite like "cube" as an insult.

 

 

Aye it’s a square square daddio.

 

unrelated, what’s your stance on masks in Melbourne at the minute?

we had a load of kids opposite on the beach last night celebrating the vaccine.

[s(k)aturation]

Just now, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Aye it’s a square square daddio.

 

unrelated, what’s your stance on masks in Melbourne at the minute?

we had a load of kids opposite on the beach last night celebrating the vaccine.

 

I think masks are fine, especially in close proximity to others.  Supermarkets, main streets etc...

 

Don't get their importance when walking down a quiet suburban street with absolutely no one around.

 

Except for my hay fever sneezes, perhaps...  their fallout can reach NSW at times.

 

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 minute ago, skaro said:

 

I think masks are fine, especially in close proximity to others.  Supermarkets, main streets etc...

 

Don't get their importance when walking down a quiet suburban street with absolutely no one around.

 

Except for my hay fever sneezes, perhaps...  their fallout can reach NSW at times.

 

 

 

Haha, I apologise if I have called you a prick in passing on a quiet road over the last couple of months!

I’ve lost my shit a couple of times with chin maskers.

but managed to walk into JB on Chapel street without one - just got off my bike after >45k ride, and out of a cafe into a hospital yesterday - wind dumped my coffee on my laptop, I panicked, flipped the lid and bagged it and got the fuck out of dodge.
So winding the neck in a bit.

[Remmie]

Little Lord fuckpants from Section_31 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

6 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

This seems a lot more logical than just calling him a cunt.

we all came from one, a few of us own one, and the others are either shagging then or wanking over them. 
so why the most vitriolic, vehement slur anyone seems able to aim at the likes of Farage, Trump, Thatcher, cancer, Dorries, Baddiel or some such self serving arse hole is cunt is truly bamboozling.

I don’t think cunt needs banning as a word, but I think people need to examine their relationship with it. Want to seem edgy, call someone a cunt, want to seem fashionable buy 67 pairs of adidas originals, want to appear happy? Do it all on social media living a purely performative life.

some of my best mates are cunts, I don’t want to have a wank over them, but I do fucking love them. 
Farage, Trump - nah, there are far better words that more effectively describe my distaste for them - rancid arseholes is today’s (granted there are deviants of the GF who would pull their pud over a rancid arsehole, but I think the point stands).

overuse and improper use of the word cunt is vacuous.

Wasted about 45 seconds reading this, calm down.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Wasted about 45 seconds reading this, calm down.

Quite calm man.

Just a simple extrapolation on why someone might think about the words cunt and twat differently to say shithouse, gobshite,

 

see this is just a bit fucking errrr what?

 

 

it has a whiff of Rick, trying to be Vyvyan.

[alles ist gut]

On 03/06/2017 at 17:24, Bjornebye said:

 

 

You are confusing me for Graham Norton you hairy nosed wombat raper. 

 

[Chairman Meow]

Nice little gem from Gnasher. Made me giggle quite a bit. 

 

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My cousin knows you Ben, you're nothing special.

 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Chairman Meow said:

Nice little gem from Gnasher. Made me giggle quite a bit. 

 

 

Feels along the same lines as this pearler. 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 10/11/2020 at 06:15, Kevin D said:

Can't quote directly, as the thread is closed:

 

 

dave u

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Posted 24 Sep 2012, 12:09:57

Just got a message from BBB...

 

"Give me my member money back u cunt"

 

Usually I would, but he can fuck off.

That was a great thread. 
 

As for this "I are am have being persecuted for my opinions" shit you keep trotting out and a couple of bellends seem to have picked up on....it has fuck all to do with your opinion. There are loads of people I disagree with on here on several issues and I also agree with them on several others, they arent on -150 odd rep I can live harmoniously with them. You on the other hand are a vile, yapping, shithouse cunt who is.

 

And as for that laughable shit about "people are am have been finding my old posts and negging me while I am are have being banned".....have a good look at yourself you fucking quilt. Not only were you here as much as ever whilst banned, you were finding old posts of your own to rep under several different accounts, the very fucking thing you were banned for and also managed to harrass and stalk another poster via PM who didn't agree with you and block fucking neg him.

 

I'd like to claim the credit for finding your old posts and rep/neg them, but you got there way before me.

 

You are one disturbed fucking freak.

[General Dryness]

Haha that was directed at Code, but who was it from?

[sir roger]

' Yer ma vapes outside Central.'

[Captain Turdseye]

8 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Haha that was directed at Code, but who was it from?

PB15, obviously. It was the same day that Code got chucked off the forum after that vote we had and that post saw PB15 follow him out of the door. He left while doing what he does best. 

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

PB15, obviously. It was the same day that Code got chucked off the forum after that vote we had and that post saw PB15 follow him out of the door. He left while doing what he does best. 

Yeah, should have recognized that "I am have being" stuff.

 

Funny shit.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

There was loads of good stuff on the out the neggers thread, is that still going ??

[TheHowieLama]

On 07/11/2020 at 06:06, Kevin D said:

Most repped post in forum history:

 

 

Sneering Tit

[TheHowieLama]

Favorite Ever Forum Insult - boss tournament tha.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Huge one

[TheHowieLama]

Yea, Stig needs to sort this out.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Yea, Stig needs to sort this out.

Do it yourself you fucking barnacle 

[TheHowieLama]

2152. Fucking Barnacle

[Captain Howdy]

On 07/11/2020 at 13:15, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Are you from Wigan, you cunt?

Is and always will be the greatest.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Is and always will be the greatest.

Unless you are from Wigan.

[manwiththestick]

You fucking yellow igloo.