Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

What causes an elected politician to do something like this, in that particular place?

 

Entitlement, ignorance, arrogance, stupidity, boredom, the horn, intimidation, mental illness…

The 4 lines and two vodka martinis before he sat down probably. 

 

Wonder who it is? Easy money is on Gove but he normally stays trying to stand up next to the speakers chair. Therese Coffey watching someone fuck a triple cheeseburger maybe? Mogg watching Teagen Presley get some action dressed as a chimney sweep? I reckon it will be Brandon Lewis. Or possibly Simon Hart, he always looks flushed. 

[Arniepie]

Raab was on the radio this morning.

I mean..where do you start?

Have we ever been governed by such a group of utter cretins before?

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

The 4 lines and two vodka martinis before he sat down probably. 

 

Wonder who it is? Easy money is on Gove but he normally stays trying to stand up next to the speakers chair. Therese Coffey watching someone fuck a triple cheeseburger maybe? Mogg watching Teagen Presley get some action dressed as a chimney sweep? I reckon it will be Brandon Lewis. Or possibly Simon Hart, he always looks flushed. 

Hope it’s Truss. She’s a sex addict according to the GF ‘in the know’ Tories.

 

Funniest would be Nadine. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hope it’s Truss. She’s a sex addict according to the GF ‘in the know’ Tories.

 

Funniest would be Nadine. 

If it was Nadine it will probably be a video of her and Johnson goosing 

[Arniepie]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-61227709

 

20,000

 

They are that sorty they fought tooth and nail in the courts to prove they did nothing wrong.

[Gnasher]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

What causes an elected politician to do something like this, in that particular place?

 

Entitlement, ignorance, arrogance, stupidity, boredom, the horn, intimidation, mental illness…

Hes an (or had) an 'upstanding member'

[TD_LFC]

Priti Patel using Bond films to drive policy making...

 

 

[skend04]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/27/covid-discharging-untested-patients-into-care-homes-was-unlawful-says-court

 

So if it's unlawful will we expect to see arrests made or something to be done to those making the decisions?

 

I'm guessing not but I'm just cynical.

[Pete]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61245040

We've all done it right? right??

[TD_LFC]

The minister, who wears a shit wig, has not been named...

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Priti Patel using Bond films to drive policy making...

 

 

Chris Bryant is ace 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, TD_LFC said:

The minister, who wears a shit wig, has not been named...

There was a thing in Viz years ago about "Cabinet Minister Had Sex with Dolphin".

 

It said "The Minister cannot be named for legal reasons.  The Department for Health refused to comment."

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61245040

We've all done it right? right??

Nope.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But only because we didn't have the means to when I was still working.

[Captain Willard]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hope it’s Truss. She’s a sex addict according to the GF ‘in the know’ Tories.

 

Funniest would be Nadine. 

I am getting the word "Fabricant"

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

I am getting the word "Fabricant"

 

 

Shit barnet porn. A bit niche but it takes all sorts.

[Arniepie]

Hancock saying they have been vindicated in breaking the law and acting irrationally.

[House of Dirk]

I think we know who it is

[Bruce Spanner]

14 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

I think we know who it is

 

i'd love to see him try to downstream porn on to the gramophone.

[House of Dirk]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

 

i'd love to see him try to upstream porn on the gramophone.

Bit of Edwardian ankles. Phwoar

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

Bit of Edwardian ankles. Phwoar

 

I was going to post some Victorian porn, but, oh my, those folks knew how to party!

[Vincent Vega]

18 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

I think we know who it is

 

[Vincent Vega]

Double post

 

[House of Dirk]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I was going to post some Victorian porn, but, oh my, those folks knew how to party!

You dont want to come across as an animal.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, House of Dirk said:

You dont want to come across as an animal.

 

I saw several come across animals, my sensibilities wounded forever.

[Bjornebye]

Tory wankers