Tory Cabinet Thread

[A Red]

She must having something on Johnson, why else would she have a job in the cabinet? Horrible bullying twat.

[Bjornebye]

Jesus Christ 

 

 

[Anubis]

Paul Golding is about as hard as the bum fluff you occasionally fish out of your navel.

[Arniepie]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Jesus Christ 

 

 

 

[Arniepie]

Said in a million times  but the hypocrisy out of them is utterly jaw dropping.

For 18 months, nearly every day,they hammered home the messege that you had to follow the rules and those didn't ,even minor infractions, got a fine.

Now the driving narrative from the liked of reece mogg is.. ahh the rules were fucking stupid anyway.

And a chunk of the population are genuinely swallowing this. 

[Chairman Meow]

15 hours ago, sir roger said:

I could solve prison overcrowding by shooting everybody who had sentences of more than 5 years, but would expect some criticism.

 

I had no idea you worked in the Conservative party central office.

[Creator Supreme]

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Jesus Christ 

 

 

Ooh quick, find my a quite corner so I can go and shit myself!

 

Worracunt!

[Bjornebye]

Priti Patel has just said they have 'infinite compassion' for refugees. She's already snarling at the opposite benches. 

 

Come on Yvette, take her the fucking cleaners 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahahaha outstanding. She's ripping her a new one 

[Bjornebye]

Gloves are off 

[Bjornebye]

She is absolutely vile. The inhumanity on show is a fucking disgrace. 

[YorkshireRed]

Look gang, whatever you do don’t answer the questions put to you. I know some of you don’t have the wit to do that anyway but still…

 

All answers must follow the following framework:
 

1. Accuse the questioner of playing party politics.

2. Tell them what the hard working British public want without telling them what they want.

3. Remind them that you will be getting on with the job without providing transparency as to what the job is.

4. Use appropriate tone and body language to convey disdain for the question, especially those we don’t want to answer (all of them).

5. Reference something the Opposition party did in 1927, relevant or not. 
6. Wedge in a reference to Starmer/Saville or Corbyn/Terrorists. The louder you shout it, the truer it is (even when it’s not).

7. Remember that they are not one of us so are unworthy of respect, dignity, or the truth (oops, I meant our truth).

 

Anyone failing to comply will be thrown under my lying cunt mate, the Brexit Bus. 
 

Boris. 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chairman Meow]

The whole thing seems like some weird over the top Monty Python sketch or something. 

 

"What should we do about asylum seekers?"

 

"I don't know, erm, how about we send them to Rwanda" 

 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

The whole thing seems like some weird over the top Monty Python sketch or something. 

 

"What should we do about asylum seekers?"

 

"I don't know, erm, how about we send them to Rwanda" 

 

Patels angle now is that the 'tone' from opposite benches against Rwanda is shocking.....

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You know when Theresa "deport first, ask questions later" May thinks you're too much of a cunt to asylum seekers...

 

[Arniepie]

They way they heckle is fucking pathetic.

[Bjornebye]

Here he is the fucking bastard 

[Preston Red]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Here he is the fucking bastard 

Bluster-mongous fat bastard that he is.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Preston Red said:

Bluster-mongous fat bastard that he is.

Using deaths as a deflection tactic. Again. 

[TD_LFC]

So to sum up, not my fault I didn't realise I was breaking the rules I made....look it's Russia. 

[Bjornebye]

Fabricant again, every fucking week the dead mop on his headed cunt 

[KMD7]

Get in Keir.

[YorkshireRed]

Starmer good here. These should be knockout blows. That they won’t be says much about where we are as a society. 

[Bjornebye]

Bill Cash, absolutely shameless