When is Violence Justified?

[Jairzinho]

5 minutes ago, A Red said:

And Theresa May kicked in the head?

Are you ok?

[Dr Nowt]

Gove I’d put on a 24/7 IV acid drip and make him live inside a hall of mirrors.

 

Seeing a normal face peering back for the first time in 50 years would soon have him in dire need of support from a decimated mental health service, inducing instant empathy.

[Dr Nowt]

Then I’d send a polar bear in to force-fuck him to death.

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Michael Gove taunted by a pack of Hyenas in Angola. 24hr coverage on Sky Sports News. 

 

Dennis Penni's interviewing him from the safety of a landrover. 

 

 

Railing back a bit now eh?  Come on now, you've already said you would like Theresa May given serious harm, be specific about it, really. How about kicking her in the head? 

 

[Jairzinho]

"Boris, Boris is that you? Oh fuck"

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'd like to see Mark Francois being made to do a commando assault course on a daily basis for two weeks, he'd end up in hospital after the first day though. 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, A Red said:

Railing back a bit now eh?  Come on now, you've already said you would like Theresa May given serious harm, be specific about it, really. How about kicking her in the head? 

 

Yeah, you've got me. I'm, er, railing back now.

 

From you, you bad weirdo.

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Pistonbroke said:

I'd like to see Mark Francois being made to do a commando assault course on a daily basis for two weeks, he'd end up in hospital after the first day though. 

With earphones that he can't take off playing Will Self on loop.

[Dr Nowt]

Rees-Mogg I would make live in Mark Corrigan’s high-rise flat.

 

He’d have to run the daily gauntlet of those kids who always call Mark paedo and clean-shirt.

 

Obviously the polar bear gets Jez’s room.

[Rico1304]

6 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Michael Gove taunted by a pack of Hyenas in Angola. 24hr coverage on Sky Sports News. 

 

Dennis Pennis interviewing him from the safety of a landrover. 

 

 

I saw him in Manchester yesterday. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'd like to see Theresa May kicked in the head

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By a three legged dog with a dribbling manky cock. 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Yeah, you've got me. I'm, er, railing back now.

 

From you, you bad weirdo.

Answer the question then, You're the one that thinks hes clever and funny and no doubt on message wishing violence on people. I just want to see how far you are happy to go.

 

You think I'm the weirdo when its you sitting behind a computer screen wishing death and pain on people. 

 

 

[Pidge]

13 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

I'd like to see Farage put in at the crease without a helmet, pads or a box and made to face 6 overs in tandem from Archer and Rabada. 

You'd give him a bat?

[A Red]

Everyone wants to be a gangster until it comes time to do gangster shit.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Jeremy Hunt should be forced to have a lifetime of free massages by a woman with big muscles and bad BO. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

You'd give him a bat?

One of those toy plastic ones. 

[Dr Nowt]

Teresa May I’d give the Ludovico Transformer treatment as seen demonstrated on Alex The Large.

 

She’d be played her phoney presidential addresses and various public debasements, before Jairzinho was brought in with a pair of steel toecaps as soon as she’s sobbing.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

Answer the question then, You're the one that thinks hes clever and funny and no doubt on message wishing violence on people. I just want to see how far you are happy to go.

 

You think I'm the weirdo when its you sitting behind a computer screen wishing death and pain on people. 

 

 

Isn't this just what Tory MPs do anyway? Lets take 300 million from the NHS,200 from benefits,250 from education,etc. I'd say that's premeditated violence myself.

[Dr Nowt]

[Pureblood]

26 minutes ago, A Red said:

Lets try to have some specific physical harm you would be happy with.

Tom Watson - severe Chinese burn. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

To be fair, they should just lock Trump, Farage, BJ, Hunt, Gove, Francois, Rees-Mogg (in fact all the fuckers) in a Castle full of medieval shit and say last man standing gets shares in the NHS. 

[Jairzinho]

10 minutes ago, A Red said:

Answer the question then, You're the one that thinks hes clever and funny and no doubt on message wishing violence on people. I just want to see how far you are happy to go.

 

You think I'm the weirdo when its you sitting behind a computer screen wishing death and pain on people. 

 

 

I think you're a weirdo for your bizarre inability to read the tone of people's posts. Almost as if English isn't actually your first language. And then for attempting to concoct a Daily Mail style gotcha interview on a forum.

 

I'm not going to explain every fucking post for you. I'm happy enough that most people are capable of using their brain to dissect the content of a post using the history, context, probability of seriousness, etc. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would absolutely love to take a four iron to Theresa May's sphenoid bone.

[A Red]

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

Isn't this just what Tory MPs do anyway? Lets take 300 million from the NHS,200 from benefits,250 from education,etc. I'd say that's premeditated violence myself.

As is often the case with you, I just dont know what to reply

[Rico1304]

Just now, A Red said:

As is often the case with you, I just dont know what to reply

We’ve got gulags and torture. Long live the left. 

[skend04]

I'd invent a time machine, go back to just before Farage got on that plane and give the pilot a pep talk so he would crash that fucking plane properly.