The most Drunk you have ever been

[Nunavut Patrick]

What the fuck is Collina doing in Dubai? And surley he can pull something better than that .

[Rico1304]

Free.

I've been given a 20% discount card by a gay manager and an Irish pisshead wants me to join his table of whores.

She should be paying you!

[razor]

Hold on, you had a pint BEFORE you went on the golf course?

 

You were playing golf in them kex weren't you, Col....?

[Champ]

Hold on, you had a pint BEFORE you went on the golf course?

 

You were playing golf in them kex weren't you, Col....?

It wasnt just me that clocked them, then? I decided they must be shorts.

Its a fascinating picture all round. One of the first things I spotted was the guy smoking. Smoking in a bar; that just looks weird now

[Mook]

It wasnt just me that clocked them, then? I decided they must be shorts.

Its a fascinating picture all round. One of the first things I spotted was the guy smoking. Smoking in a bar; that just looks weird now

It's actually a huge lollipop in the shape of a bald man's head.

[Champ]

It's actually a huge lollipop in the shape of a bald man's head.

 

If that's the case someone should have told him he had the wrong end in his mouth

[Mook]

If that's the case someone should have told him he had the wrong end in his mouth

I don't think he's smoking is he? I've got a tendancy to sit with a cigarette in my mouth in the pub while I'm waiting for the signal to get from my brain to my feet (which can take about 10 minutes).

 

I think it makes me look like James Dean but it probably just makes me look like a fanny.

[stringvest]

Went out for my 21st and ended up waking up by the Penny Farthing in one of those round bins they used to have with cockleshells on the outside. Was the next Tuesday before I could actually straighten up completely.

 

Once woke up in the middle of the night and I had a bullworker down my boxer shorts. Had presumably tried to do my normal exercises before I jumped into bed but how it got down the leg of my bills is another matter.

I enjoyed a night in the cells courtesy of rolling one of those bins into Owen owen's window and making my escape into St. John's precinct where I was captured in a police pincer movement

[lifetime fan]

Hold on, you had a pint BEFORE you went on the golf course?

 

You were playing golf in them kex weren't you, Col....?

They're shorts mate.

 

I've worn some fucking terrible garb playing golf for bets and forfeits though.

[lifetime fan]

What the fuck is Collina doing in Dubai? And surley he can pull something better than that .

I'd had a few, I think my comment of 'with what you call tits' meant the offer wasn't going to be repeated.

[lifetime fan]

This will not end well

10/10.

[lifetime fan]

It wasnt just me that clocked them, then? I decided they must be shorts.

Its a fascinating picture all round. One of the first things I spotted was the guy smoking. Smoking in a bar; that just looks weird now

You can smoke in most bars out here. It's grim.

[Champ]

You can smoke in most bars out here. It's grim.

I couldn't go back to the days of wearing stuff out the washbasket to go out

[lifetime fan]

I couldn't go back to the days of wearing stuff out the washbasket to go out

You wear a top for 2/3 hours and it's in the bin.

 

No wearing it the next day.

[Champ]

You wear a top for 2/3 hours and it's in the bin.

 

No wearing it the next day.

 

I really did used to wear clothes I'd put in the wash to go out. I wasnt alone either

[Anny Road]

I have too many awful stories to mention. (they were good at the time)

So close to death on numerous occasions, (with no idea at the time.)

The worse sickness I ever had was when I was about 17 and already bladdered dared to drink a bottle of Chinese wine in one. It was a 70cl bottle of clear soy sauce.

[lifetime fan]

Getting a hangover come on after you've carried on drinking the next day.

 

Not a good sign.