Bristol

[lifetime fan]

Living in a city you often forget how good it can be.

 

Just had 45 minutes to spare so sat down and did nothing. Yeah you had the wanker skater boys, the finance cunts who couldn't make it to London but think it their right to lord it over everyone else, the birds that had so many tattoos they're no longer fit but I really like this city.

 

 

[moof]

Last time I was in Bristol I had my dick sucked by a slut whilst getting a lap dance from the hottest stripper I've ever seen. So it has my approval.

[lifetime fan]

Birds have big tits too.

[Trumo]

Are you a bat?

[KMD7]

Great city, some lovely buildings in it and it's really clean.  Love having a pint on the waterside during the day.  The countryside around it is spectacular as well. My brother is living in southmead at the moment so its a handy stop over for a weekend a couple of times year with a couple of mates, which usually entails a night on the ale before falling out of the urban tiger titty bar at 5 in the morning. 

[PestiRed]

Lived in Bristol (actually in Pilning, close to Lifey although I had no idea at the time) for nearly a year and the only fit bird I knew was French.

 

This is probably more of a comment about me than Bristol and possibly excellent work by my missus

[Bjornebye]

You didnt mention how pissed you were Col

[Major Tom]

Great city.

[lifetime fan]

Are you a bat?

Image hosting site I use is showing it up the correct way. ???

[lifetime fan]

Great city, some lovely buildings in it and it's really clean. Love having a pint on the waterside during the day. The countryside around it is spectacular as well. My brother is living in southmead at the moment so its a handy stop over for a weekend a couple of times year with a couple of mates, which usually entails a night on the ale before falling out of the urban tiger titty bar at 5 in the morning.

Was on the water front yesterday afternoon/evening.

 

End up in that titty bar myself mate.

[Champ]

Living in a city you often forget how good it can be.

 

Just had 45 minutes to spare so sat down and did nothing. Yeah you had the wanker skater boys, the finance cunts who couldn't make it to London but think it their right to lord it over everyone else, the birds that had so many tattoos they're no longer fit but I really like this city.

 

 

 

That would never have happened with Tapatalk

[Jairzinho]

Fuck, its tempting.

[Champ]

Image hosting site I use is showing it up the correct way. ???

 

Forget image hosting. See above. You just cant tell some people...

[rubble-rouser]

It's just ever so slightly offbeat down there isn't it? Depsite the abundance of blue blood and the fact that the university is a complete cunt farm.

[lifetime fan]

Fuck, its tempting.

 

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[lifetime fan]

It's just ever so slightly offbeat down there isn't it? Depsite the abundance of blue blood and the fact that the university is a complete cunt farm.

It's got far more than it's fair share of shit hole areas, we gave the second biggest financial industry in the country so have all those cunts too but it's just a great city.

 

Food, music, cider, birds, tits, politics, architecture, countryside and birds with big tits in case I forgot to mention that.

[KMD7]

Was on the water front yesterday afternoon/evening.

 

End up in that titty bar myself mate.

Nice one mate. Good night I guess then! By any chance was there an amazing looking blonde aussie lass working? I must have spent over a ton on her alone the last time I was over.

[lifetime fan]

Nice one mate. Good night I guess then! By any chance was there an amazing looking blonde aussie lass working? I must have spent over a ton on her alone the last time I was over.

No, not that I saw. I was with a female friend who was well into this Croatian bird.

[The-Sir]

Moved down 8 months ago, fucking loving it.

 

And can't wait for this weekend after next:

 

[Juniper]

Not bad if you can understand the locals

[Champ]

Moved down 8 months ago, fucking loving it.

 

And can't wait for this weekend after next:

 

 

 

I've always wanted to go to 

[lifetime fan]

Moved down 8 months ago, fucking loving it.

 

And can't wait for this weekend after next:

 

 

Where in Bristol are you mate? if you fancy watching the unmentionable any time give me a shout.

 

The best time for the balloon fiesta is about half four in the morning, its dead quiet getting there, you don't have loads of brats running around screaming, it's just very relaxing and cool.

[Tom R]

I'm on the train to Bristol right now. 

 

My train back is 15:40 and I'll be at the train station from about half 1 if you're about and fancy a pint, Col. 

[lifetime fan]

I'm on the train to Bristol right now. 

 

My train back is 15:40 and I'll be at the train station from about half 1 if you're about and fancy a pint, Col. 

 

I'm on 9-5 today mate or I'd have been well up for that.

 

You going from Parkway or Temple Meads?

[Tom R]

Parkway, Blade! Only a cunt would get a train to Temple Meads*. 

 

 

 

 

*I have no idea what Temple Meads is.