Emre Can

[Jay86]

Emre can go in the summer.

Emre Will go in the summer. Emre Will he should change his name.

[Guest]

Emre Will go in the summer. Emre Will he should change his name.

Emre Will? Genius. 

[Guest Alex_K]

Would have him in a penalty shoot out. If Can & Lallana can reach some semblance of fitness over the next 10 days or so and the rest of the side if fit, then we'll at least have some prescence on the bench. No Didi Hamann calming influece this time round though: its going to be a helter skelter game for us one way or the other. I just really, really hope Madrid won't have played a side with energy likes ours all season. Can't think there's a similar side in La Liga?

[3 Stacks]

Would have him in a penalty shoot out. If Can & Lallana can reach some semblance of fitness over the next 10 days or so and the rest of the side if fit, then we'll at least have some prescence on the bench. No Didi Hamann calming influece this time round though: its going to be a helter skelter game for us one way or the other. I just really, really hope Madrid won't have played a side with energy likes ours all season. Can't think there's a similar side in La Liga?

 

Almost all sides in Spain try to press high and in an intelligent fashion, but none of them will have had the athleticism we possess. 

 

In any case, Madrid are freakishly fit. We won't be bullying them. We'll have to smash and grab and catch them on the counter to beat them. 

[Jennings]

I hope he's walking his dog and his fingers slip outside the pooh-bag as he's picking up a turd, and as he tries to take a tissue from his pocket he accidentally wipes shit on his coat.

[TheHowieLama]

I hope he dislocates his thumb trying to put on the really tight low cut socks that you wear so your loafers dont stink

[clangers]

Is he still here?

[Anubis]

I hope Lovren runs up behind him and gives him a wedgie.

[Section_31]

Couldn't be less arsed, the only player in the world who does his training on Christmas Island.

[cloggypop]

I hope they stop making his favourite hair product.

[Hades]

I hope they stop making his favourite hair product.

 

You monster.

[Jennings]

I hope that when he goes to bed to watch some telly before sleep, he spends ages trying to find the remote and when he does eventually find it he gets into bed only to find it is the remote for an old Sky box and he has to get out of bed and search again.

[Captain Turdseye]

I hope that when he goes to bed to watch some telly before sleep, he spends ages trying to find the remote and when he does eventually find it he gets into bed only to find it is the remote for an old Sky box and he has to get out of bed and search again.

Has this happened to you? How many Sky boxes have you got in your bedroom?

[Dr Nowt]

I hope that when he goes to bed to watch some telly before sleep, he spends ages trying to find the remote and when he does eventually find it he gets into bed only to find it is the remote for an old Sky box and he has to get out of bed and search again.

You’re responsible for the Saw films, Jennings, aren’t you?

[TheHowieLama]

I hope that when he goes to bed to watch some telly before sleep, he spends ages trying to find the remote and when he does eventually find it he gets into bed only to find it is the remote for an old Sky box and he has to get out of bed and search again.

And when he finds the right one the battery is dead.

And he doesn't have a spare.

[Jennings]

I hope he has this weird icon at the top of his mobile phone and his battery is draining really fast, but he can't describe the icon into google and can't work out how to make the icon go away.

[TheHowieLama]

I hope he can't figure out how to remove his Tapatalk signature

[Redder Lurtz]

I hope he slips down some decking steps on a camp site just outside Paris and damages the muscle in the top of his right arse cheek so he can't wipe his own arse, tie his shoe laces or even get out of bed without having to writhe in fucking agony for at least the next week.

[Jennings]

I hope he goes to the en-suite for a shit, only to find the bog-roll has ran out and he has to shuffle all the way to the main bathroom with his trousers down hoping no-one sees him

[TheHowieLama]

I hope he goes to the en-suite for a shit, only to find the bog-roll has ran out and he has to shuffle all the way to the main bathroom with his trousers down hoping no-one sees him

 

Simon has a thread about this -- 6 fucking miles pal

[KMD7]

Hope he goes bald

[TheHowieLama]

I hope he wishes upon a star and it does make a difference who he is.

[Dr Nowt]

I hope he gets a letter from his electricity company saying his supply is going to be cut off at midnight, and when he phones them to provide proof the bill was paid weeks ago, gets cycled through hundreds of options before finally ending up on hold listening to Ed Sheeran’s The Castle On The Hill for 6 hours.

[Guest Alex_K]

Almost all sides in Spain try to press high and in an intelligent fashion, but none of them will have had the athleticism we possess.

 

In any case, Madrid are freakishly fit. We won't be bullying them. We'll have to smash and grab and catch them on the counter to beat them. 

 

Are they still? I speak as someone totally ignorant to how Madrid play, so its a genuine question. Looking at them on paper they seem a really old side -- Ramos, Modric, Ronaldo 32+; Marcelo & Benzema also on the other side of 30. Why did they come 15 pts behind Barca?

[magicrat]

I hope he goes to the en-suite for a shit, only to find the bog-roll has ran out and he has to shuffle all the way to the main bathroom with his trousers down hoping no-one sees him

 

Sounds like you speak from experience !