little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Rushies tash]

18 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Its a tough one. The referee would have been better making the decision without your consultation face to face. If he/she trusts you then a hand signal,not noticeable to the players should be agreed beforehand. If I were you I'd use the flag for ins and outs and not wave it about as it acts as a red rag to a bull. A simple thumbs up or down could have had the ref looking like they made the decision themselves and saved a lot of hassle for both of you. You mainly though.

 

In our league, all the refs specify at the start of the game "throw ins and offsides". I did have one ref tell me to follow the play and not flag until the attacker had actually touched the ball. At 50, I'm fucked if I'm keeping pace with 14 year olds, so I just flagged from where the player was off. My original gripe was against the kids who argue every decision (they did in that last game I mentioned as well, giving me sarcastic little claps) - and that always stems from their manager.

[Elite]

When you open a Crunchie and it looks like it's been hit by Thor's hammer.

[Mudface]

6 hours ago, Rushies tash said:

Just run the line for my 14 year old lad's team. I pride myself on being completely impartial and I do a pretty good job. I had to disallow a last minute equalising goal for the opposition for offside and the abuse these lads felt like they could throw my way was something else. I can understand them being frustrated, but it was the correct decision and I'm fucked if I'm getting called out by a 14 year old kid. 

 

I'll fucking cut you, you blind cunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Rushies tash said:

 

In our league, all the refs specify at the start of the game "throw ins and offsides". I did have one ref tell me to follow the play and not flag until the attacker had actually touched the ball. At 50, I'm fucked if I'm keeping pace with 14 year olds, so I just flagged from where the player was off. My original gripe was against the kids who argue every decision (they did in that last game I mentioned as well, giving me sarcastic little claps) - and that always stems from their manager.

If I was paid a quid for every moaning cunt of a teenager who argued with me over run of the mill decisions I'd be on similar money to Salah! I find the kids who moan are among the better players in their team but are really nothing special in the grand scheme of things. They just want somebody else to blame other than themselves as its bad for their credibility.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Every time I go upstairs on a bus I bang my head, then manage to do it 10 minutes later when I get off too.

 

This must be what Richard Osman's life is like.

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Every time I go upstairs on a bus I bang my head, then manage to do it 10 minutes later when I get off too.

 

This must be what Richard Osman's life is like.

 

Can you not do that? Might be better for you, and the bus probably.

[cloggypop]

25 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Every time I go upstairs on a bus I bang my head, then manage to do it 10 minutes later when I get off too.

 

This must be what Richard Osman's life is like.

 

Simply add a hard hat to the collection. 

[littletedwest]

People asking you to like pages on Facebook. Why would I want to see regular updates on your cousins building firms work?

[Captain Willard]

My colleagues who conduct long noisey conference calls at their desk despite the fact we have a lot of empty meeting rooms. 

[John102]

Bit of a niche one but music reaction videos on YouTube.

 

I cant be arsed with people in their forties who pretend they have never heard of Michael Jackson and say its the first time they have ever seen the Thriller video.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, John102 said:

Bit of a niche one but music reaction videos on YouTube.

 

I cant be arsed with people in their forties who pretend they have never heard of Michael Jackson and say its the first time they have ever seen the Thriller video.

 

 

I purposely delete recommended 'reaction' videos from youtube's logorithms for me. Who gives a fuck!

[Captain Turdseye]

I always, always tie my dressing gown belt too tightly. Pain in the arse trying to undo the knot. 

[elvis]

Working for South Africans , snidey little fucking rats . 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, elvis said:

Working for South Africans , snidey little fucking rats . 

There’s more to this …… 

[Kepler-186]

29 minutes ago, elvis said:

Working for South Africans , snidey little fucking rats . 

To help you get through the day

 

”I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru, 
I've had sunstroke in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu, 
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal, 
And I've danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall, 
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner, 
But I've never met a nice South African!

(Chorus) 
No he's never met a nice South African, 
And that's not bloody surprising man, 
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards who hate black people!” 
 

 

[Creator Supreme]

54 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

To help you get through the day

 

”I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru, 
I've had sunstroke in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu, 
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal, 
And I've danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall, 
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner, 
But I've never met a nice South African!

(Chorus) 
No he's never met a nice South African, 
And that's not bloody surprising man, 
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards who hate black people!” 
 

 

Brilliant. Tough to get away with that today like.

[elvis]

1 hour ago, Kepler-186 said:

To help you get through the day

 

”I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru, 
I've had sunstroke in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu, 
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal, 
And I've danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall, 
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner, 
But I've never met a nice South African!

(Chorus) 
No he's never met a nice South African, 
And that's not bloody surprising man, 
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards who hate black people!” 
 

 

Ha , I think I'll send this to the little prick on his WhatsApp, once I've been paid of course. 

Fitting  a floor for the little pedantic freak. The whole apartment and the poor little soul is struggling with the upheaval, bless him.

I mean , who the fuck gets out of bed every morning , and folds his duvet in a square , sticks it on the middle of his bed with pillows on top ?

Freak

 

[manwiththestick]

13 hours ago, John102 said:

Bit of a niche one but music reaction videos on YouTube.

 

I cant be arsed with people in their forties who pretend they have never heard of Michael Jackson and say its the first time they have ever seen the Thriller video.

 

 

I get what you're saying about random dickheads as you have mentioned, I don't bother with them but I do occasionally watch stuff by actual musicians who often look at artists you may not have heard of or they break down the components of songs from a production POV.

 

I regularly which stuff by Rick Beato or Justin Hawkins for example.

[Curly]

On 21/01/2024 at 21:53, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Every time I go upstairs on a bus I bang my head, then manage to do it 10 minutes later when I get off too.

 

This must be what Richard Osman's life is like.

Fuck off you tall cunt

 

Edit - I’m only jealous 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

9 minutes ago, Curly said:

Fuck off you tall cunt

 

Edit - I’m only jealous 

 

I'm not even tall, a shade under 5'10, Mr average. I think I must bounce when I walk or something. Spring-heeled Jack over here.

[elvis]

It gets worse , kettle hidden away in the cupboard, and not a biscuit to be found. 

I'm beyond disgusted.

[Kevin D]

My electric heater only work 70% of the time. Just enough that I’d feel guilty throwing it away, but not enough to actually rely on, it frustrates me endlessly.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, elvis said:

It gets worse , kettle hidden away in the cupboard, and not a biscuit to be found. 

I'm beyond disgusted.

 

Just don't close the door if you go for a shit 

[Le Duan]

Always typing ‘in’ instead of ‘on’ with my iPhone 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Always typing ‘in’ instead of ‘on’ with my iPhone 

 

At least you know why you're walking funny