little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Turdseye]

I really don’t like puns. They irritate me. Far more than they should.

There’s only one thing for it then, Bob.

 

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php

 

Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out.

[sir roger]

I really don’t like puns. They irritate me. Far more than they should.

 

You hear the odd funny line but I couldn't sit through a whole performance of the likes of Tim Vine , Milton Jones or Stuart Francis.

[Elite]

You hear the odd funny line but I couldn't sit through a whole performance of the likes of Tim Vine , Milton Jones or Stuart Francis.

You can't beat a good pun, infact today I hit mine with a hammer and there wasn't a scratch on it.....dam dum dum tisssshh

 

Yeah they are good in singular use but nothing worse than getting bombarded with the fuckers.

[Dougie Do'ins]

That fucking cunts me off. The owner of the last company I worked for has a Lamborghini, and he'd turn up to the office in it from time to time, just breeze in all casual like. Seeing the fucking droneheaded lemmings I worked with rushing over to suck him off was most vexing. Especially since the pay was absolute shite. Still, it was nice to see where all our hard work was going.

 

I honestly hope he drives it into a fucking wall.

I hope he drives into a wall and all his car fawning gobshite employees are lined up in front of said wall.

 

My best mate’s boss has a Lamborghini and a Ferrari. The boss pays his workforce between £8 and £12 p/h and he gathered all the lads together in the canteen before the General Election last year and to inform them that if Labour got in then due to changes in tax he’d have no choice but to cancel their £500 Christmas bonus.

 

My mate isn’t politically aware and doesn’t vote although he did tell me that most of the other lads in there are the same but half of them went and voted Tory anyway because of what he’d said.

 

Massive knobhead.

So that's the cost of dignity these days ? £500. They deserve How the fuck do they sleep at night.

[cloggypop]

I really don’t like puns. They irritate me. Far more than they should.

Fuck sarcasm being the lowest form of humour. It's definitely puns.

[Rico1304]

The fucking HSBC banking app. Been said before - fucking fucking fucking shit.

[Captain Turdseye]

So that's the cost of dignity these days ? £500. They deserve How the fuck do they sleep at night.

These are all largely uneducated lads in a factory job. They’ve just fallen for the bosses bullshit. It’s in Runcorn as well, a safe Labour seat.

[Jairzinho]

Fucking hell, proper 19th century behaviour that.

 

America may have gone full retard, but the UK has gone full serf.

[cloggypop]

Yeah. Doffing caps can fuck right off.

[ZonkoVille77]

Kids play centres can get ta fuck.

[lifetime fan]

When journalists sneer back at critics of their employer by pointing out that, actually, the website/sunday edition is a different company entirely.

 

The shared branding is there to create association between the platforms you silly twats. It's totally reasonable for the public to therefore associate them. The legal structure of your non-dom, tax evading fascist overlord's businesses is not number one on our list of concerns. The bullshit propaganda the whole structure pushes on the public is. Write for them, take their money, expect to be associated as part of it.

Sunday Express twat on Question Time?

[John101]

People who are always going on about their Sunday league games, who scored and where they are in the league.

 

It's a kick about. It doesn't matter

[VladimirIlyich]

People who are always going on about their Sunday league games, who scored and where they are in the league.

 

It's a kick about. It doesn't matter

This is acceptable provided you are no older than twelve.

[Rico1304]

People who are always going on about their Sunday league games, who scored and where they are in the league.

It's a kick about. It doesn't matter

To be fair I always mentioned when I scored just see the look of absolute incredulity on peoples faces.

[Alan Sex]

To be fair I always mentioned when I scored just see the look of absolute incredulity on peoples faces.

I thought we were talking about Sunday League football, not your love life!

[Captain Turdseye]

The boy bought a second hand gaming chair a while back and one of the aux ports has been playing up of late, with the entire fixture coming loose on a couple of occasions. The sound completely went on it last week and I’ve been kind of expecting that to happen, so we drove an hour each way yesterday to pick up another one that was listed for sale on Facebook.

 

Got it home and it became clear that it wasn’t his chair that was broken but the Toslink optical audio converter. £7 for a replacement from Amazon. Fucking bastard.

[Captain Turdseye]

On the plus side, I’ve now got a gaming chair as well.

[Carvalho Diablo]

On the plus side, I’ve now got a gaming chair as well.

I thought you might have captain's chair? Those are ace.

[Curly]

What the fuck is a gaming chair?

[Captain Turdseye]

What the fuck is a gaming chair?

It’s basically a chair with surround sounds speakers in and a ridiculous amount of bass, that you hook up to your console.

 

When he’s playing COD, it doesn’t matter where I am in the house, I feel like I know what it’s like to live in Aleppo.

[lifetime fan]

It’s basically a chair with surround sounds speakers in and a ridiculous amount of bass, that you hook up to your console.

 

When he’s playing COD, it doesn’t matter where I am in the house, I feel like I know what it’s like to live in Aleppo.

 

Be honest, you sit in it when watching porn too don’t you.

[Captain Turdseye]

Be honest, you sit in it when watching porn too don’t you.

Believe it or not, I tend to refrain from masturbating in the kids bedrooms.

[lifetime fan]

Believe it or not, I tend to refrain from masturbating in the kids bedrooms.

 

Not.

[Curly]

Believe it or not, I tend to refrain from masturbating in the kids bedrooms.

Hahahaha!

[Dr Nowt]

What a prude.