Summer 2013 Transfer Thread

[ChrisM]

Are you playing it for laughs?

 

Laugh while you can. Its only a matter of time before the Gary Hooper fans start again.

 

Gary Fucking Hooper.

 

Fuck me.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Laugh while you can. Its only a matter of time before the Gary Hooper fans start again.

 

Gary Fucking Hooper.

 

Fuck me.

 

He's no Jordan Rhodes is he?

[Dundalis]

Do people here think Madrid are after Suarez and Bale? Because if they are only after one, they would be after Bale all the way. Perez has made that perfectly clear.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Do people here think Madrid are after Suarez and Bale? Because if they are only after one, they would be after Bale all the way. Perez has made that perfectly clear.

 

Real will be selling a few players this summer, they'll definitely be looking to buy a few big names. If Suarez has a lowish release clause and he wants to move there they'd be mad not to buy him. He's at the peak of his career. Real don't have to worry about a transfer budget, they'd be after Messi if he ever got fed up at Barca.

 

Also it's not yet clear that Ronaldo will stay since he spent much of the year in a grump and both Man Utd and PSG have been sniffing around.

Edited May 31, 2013 by Russ Atmosphere

[fowler9]

I'm a lot less arsed about this than I thought I'd be

 

I'd like to thank Fernando Torres for turning out to be a cunt and ensuring I'd never become attached to a footballer again

 

 

apart from Xabi obviously, bring him back home!

[WhiskeyJar]

I'm a lot less arsed about this than I thought I'd be

 

I'd like to thank Fernando Torres for turning out to be a cunt and ensuring I'd never become attached to a footballer again

 

 

apart from Xabi obviously, bring him back home!

 

[fowler9]

Do people here think Madrid are after Suarez and Bale? Because if they are only after one, they would be after Bale all the way. Perez has made that perfectly clear.

 

Bale, Suarez and Ronaldo would probably be the most hated but most brilliant front line ever!

[redfromtubebar]

I don't wish to alarm anybody but Ayre has been photographed meeting with Alex Pearce.

 

Yes, The 24 year old Reading reserve centre back.

[fowler9]

I don't wish to alarm anybody but Ayre has been photographed meeting with Alex Pearce.

 

Yes, The 24 year old Reading reserve centre back.

 

saw something about that on twitter, fuck knows why now Kolo is signed up, would've been a bit understandable albeit underwhelming before Toure was signed

[Russ Atmosphere]

I don't wish to alarm anybody but Ayre has been photographed meeting with Alex Pearce.

 

Yes, The 24 year old Reading reserve centre back.

 

*Henman fist pump*

[FrenchEyeGlass]

I don't wish to alarm anybody but Ayre has been photographed meeting with Alex Pearce.

 

Yes, The 24 year old Reading reserve centre back.

 

Have you got the photograph mate?

 

Trust me, you've definitely alarmed everybody. Alex fucking Pearce. The mind boggles.

[ChrisM]

[ChrisM]

What the fuck is Ayre wearing?

[Reacher]

 

Still looks like a fucking clown.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Aldo has said he's put in a transfer request. Does that change anything re: his release clause?

[ChrisM]

Aldo has said he's put in a transfer request. Does that change anything re: his release clause?

 

Who has, Alex Pearce?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Ha.

[Lee909]

@TonyBarretTimes: A statement from #LFC: Luis Suarez is not for sale - neither Luis or his representatives have communicated these feelings directly to LFC. @TonyBarretTimes: #LFC : The Club remains supportive of Luis and expect him to honour his contract. We will not be making any further comment at this stage.

[dennis tooth]

Anyone seen Atsu play apart from on YouTube?. What are his best qualities and is he similar to any more well known players?

 

Yeah, power, pace and skill. He will be the new titi camara and Im very excited to see him and hopefully will mean us taking Downing out the back and peeling his cap and leaving him in a wheely bin with his head jerkin for the garbage man to collect.

[Paulie Dangerously]

@TonyBarretTimes: A statement from #LFC: Luis Suarez is not for sale - neither Luis or his representatives have communicated these feelings directly to LFC. @TonyBarretTimes: #LFC : The Club remains supportive of Luis and expect him to honour his contract. We will not be making any further comment at this stage.

 

Kiss of death that

 

Adios

[J-V]

I really dislike Ayre's face. I bet his wife feels the same.

[Lightforce]

Can we please stop signing midgets and stop demanding we sign midgets? If we bought somebody like Tello, then it is possible that next season we would put out a team containing amongst others Tello, Aspas, Coutinho, Allen, Henderson, Enrique, Johnson. Set pieces for the opposition will be like getting arseraped by somebody with bad aids.

[ZonkoVille77]

Can we please stop signing midgets and stop demanding we sign midgets? If we bought somebody like Tello, then it is possible that next season we would put out a team containing amongst others Tello, Aspas, Coutinho, Allen, Henderson, Enrique, Johnson. Set pieces for the opposition will be like getting arseraped by somebody with bad aids.

 

Fuck off you lanky cunt.

[fowler9]

Can we please stop signing midgets and stop demanding we sign midgets? If we bought somebody like Tello, then it is possible that next season we would put out a team containing amongst others Tello, Aspas, Coutinho, Allen, Henderson, Enrique, Johnson. Set pieces for the opposition will be like getting arseraped by somebody with bad aids.

 

I agree, lets sign Kenwyne Jones

[Lightforce]

Fuck off you lanky cunt.

 

Sorry, I'm not your dad. You must be confused.

[ZonkoVille77]

Sorry, I'm not your dad. You must be confused.

 

Fuck off midget hater....