North Korea gettin' all Gangnam up in this bitch.

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The world will feel their military might!

[Guest davelfc]

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[Ginny]

The guy who photoshopped those pics is probably hanging by his nut sack now from some bamboo tree

[Lario]

I presume everything will go over the Pacific, so we'll be safe for a while longer.

[Guest davelfc]

North Korea plan to attack US mainland revealed in photographs - Telegraph

 

 

The photos appeared in the state-run Rodong newspaper and were apparently taken at an "emergency meeting" early on Friday morning. They show Kim signing the order for North Korea's strategic rocket forces to be on standby to fire at US targets, the paper said, with large-scale maps and diagrams in the background.

 

The images show a chart marked "US mainland strike plan" and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.

 

 

So much for his secret plans eh? He would be funny is he wasn't such a lunatic with a nuke. Anyone know if they have much oil?

[Lee909]

I presume everything will go over the Pacific' date=' so we'll be safe for a while longer.[/quote']

 

Bollocks,the Yanks couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.They will take out a London hospital the gung ho twats.

 

 

This won't go anywhere.

The South and US testing a new leader and him testing there response.

[Captain]

Kim Wrong-Un uses a Mac.

 

Oh well.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Updated: 8:54am UK, Friday 29 March 2013

By Mark Stone, Asia Correspondent

 

My cycle to work every morning takes me past one of the largest embassy compounds in Beijing.

The huge block on the northern fringes of the city's Ritan Park belongs to North Korea.

All this week it has looked quiet. No obvious signs of the intense diplomatic work that you might hope is taking place on the phones and perhaps in person between North Korean and Chinese diplomats.

China is North Korea's historical ally. Without quiet support from Beijing, analysts say the Kim dynasty would have collapsed long ago.

Now though, China is losing patience with Kim Jong-Un's belligerence.

If Beijing is honouring its word at the United Nations (having co-written the latest resolution) it will now be using its influence over Mr Kim, telling him to back off and calm down.

There are few obvious signs of that happening. Either China isn't bothering with the pressure, or it doesn't have as much influence as it would like to think it has (and everyone else would like to hope it has).

The many crossings on the 1,000km border shared by the two countries remain open. Recent reports suggest few new customs checks.

A recent shipment of crude oil was cancelled, which is encouraging sign for Mr Kim's critics, but governments around the world would like to see more.

You'd think it was in China's interests to tell the country's young leader to cool it. The higher the rhetoric, the more we'll see sophisticated American military hardware on the Korean Peninsula.

B-2 Stealth bombers at China's back door this week can't have pleased Beijing.

The geo-political implications for China are tricky. Too much pressure on Pyongyang might cause its collapse. That would be great for the impoverished people inside the country and a result for the West, but not for China.

There would probably be a massive flood of refugees across the northern border.

Remember the politics too. China and North Korea are both Communist countries - there is a loose political allegiance.

A collapse would probably lead to a re-unified Korea allied with the Americans - too much and too close for Beijing to stomach.

[Section_31]

Yanks being slightly provocative to be fair. Flying stealth bombers which - let's remember - are designed to drop nuclear weapons with no warning - near the border was a bit of a kick in the balls.

 

They've probably decided they want rid, they'd have asia by the balls - Japan, Korea, Taiwan, the biggest developed asian countries right on China's doorstep. Invading the place would be a piece of piss too, there'd be none of the shit they got in Afghanistan and Iraq post war, half of them are starving and would welcome regime change with open arms. A McDonalds on every corner? Yes please, they'd say.

[Anubis]

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[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Yanks being slightly provocative to be fair. Flying stealth bombers which - let's remember - are designed to drop nuclear weapons with no warning - near the border was a bit of a kick in the balls.

 

They've probably decided they want rid, they'd have asia by the balls - Japan, Korea, Taiwan, the biggest developed asian countries right on China's doorstep. Invading the place would be a piece of piss too, there'd be none of the shit they got in Afghanistan and Iraq post war, half of them are starving and would welcome regime change with open arms. A McDonalds on every corner? Yes please, they'd say.

Stupid thing is there would not be any problem now with North Korea if peaceloving George mong Bush never got elected.

The whole Korea issue was practically sorted after Albright went there under Clintons stint.

Pugsleys dad agreed to practically everything Albright asked of him and he even went further when saying they would drop the whole long range missile thing.

Then the mong got elected and took his fathers Koreans are evil kill them belief.

So basically everything went tits up and worsend the tension even more than it had been before.

Pretty sure Pugsleys dad launched a three stage rocket over it and if it hadnt of fucked up halfway in flight it would of reached American shores if I remembered it right.

Or the rocket thing might of been before all this happend I cant remember the whole inncident to good.

[Guest davelfc]

Pretty sure Pugsleys dad launched a three stage rocket over it and if it hadnt of fucked up halfway in flight it would of reached American shores if I remembered it right.

Or the rocket thing might of been before all this happend I cant remember the whole inncident to good.

 

Thanks to our North Korean correspondent there, Scouse Tapas. Now on to the weather.

[Fugitive]

It's time to send in Team America before the mad cunt recruits Alec Baldwin and Matt Daaaaaamon!!!

[razor]

America have provoked a reaction - the western media are outraged by the "nuclear threats" that have been proclaimed by North Korea. All indicators point to an American attack.

 

It's the Bill Hicks Theory of American Foreign Policy all over again.

 

 

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The downer is, as I understand it, America are watching them so closely that if they even attempted to load their guns America would know about it and strike first.

 

There's no chance of a covert attack by Korea. America got it covered.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

From about 10 hours ago.

 

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[Guest davelfc]

North Korea announced Saturday that it had entered a "state of war" with South Korea and would deal with every inter-Korean issue accordingly.

 

"As of now, inter-Korea relations enter a state of war and all matters between the two Koreas will be handled according to wartime protocol," the North said in a joint statement attributed to all government bodies and institutions.

 

Yahoo! News:

 

North Korea says to enter state of war against South Korea: KCNA | Reuters

[Anubis]

So they've gone from not talking on a peace footing to not talking on a war footing. Blimey.

[Guest davelfc]

North Korea says it has entered a "state of war" with South Korea and will deal with "all matters" accordingly.

 

"As of now, inter-Korea relations enter a state of war and all matters between the two Koreas will be handled according to wartime protocol," the North said in a statement broadcast by the official Korean Central News Agency.

 

"The long-standing situation of the Korean peninsula being neither at peace nor at war is finally over."

 

The statement also warned that any military provocation near the North-South land or sea border would result "in a full-scale conflict and a nuclear war".

 

The two Koreas have always technically remained at war because the 1950-53 Korean War ended with an armistice rather than a peace treaty.

 

Earlier this month, the North said it was ripping up the armistice and other bilateral peace pacts signed with the South in protest against South Korea-US joint military exercises.

 

Today's announcement follows an earlier warning from Russia that tensions could spiral out of control on the Korean peninsula.

 

North Korea Says It Is 'At War With South'

 

Trust sky news to sex it up a little

[Ian Sea]

North Korea have been in 'a state of war' since the 1950's.

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[Anubis]

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[aikido]

South Korea would totally lamp North Korea if they went to war right now, obliterate them completely off the map. They won't need any American troops to win that war. Plus my guess is there's an arsenal of U.S. nuclear subs parked right off the coast of Korea, just in case.

 

This looney kid is pushing himself into a lonely corner, where he's either going to act or just continue to look like 300 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

 

My guess is something will happen, a S. Korean navy ship will be attacked, or a fishing boat sunk and shit will hit the fan.

[Ian Sea]

I hope this kicks off and North Korea are defeated sharpish so all those poor bastards in Gulags can be released. Incredible that there are hundreds of thousands of innocent people being kept in camps in their own country in this day and age.

[Unrighteous]

Yanks being slightly provocative to be fair. Flying stealth bombers which - let's remember - are designed to drop nuclear weapons with no warning - near the border was a bit of a kick in the balls.

 

They've probably decided they want rid, they'd have asia by the balls - Japan, Korea, Taiwan, the biggest developed asian countries right on China's doorstep. Invading the place would be a piece of piss too, there'd be none of the shit they got in Afghanistan and Iraq post war, half of them are starving and would welcome regime change with open arms. A McDonalds on every corner? Yes please, they'd say.

 

I'll suggest that the USA doesn't have the region by the balls, and are afraid to really aggravate China. Nothing ends well when China wants to stick their finger in your eye, because they're pretty slick.

 

That said? North Koreans don't know what McDonalds is at all. They get told shit like "everyone else in the world wishes they lived in North Korea" and stuff like that. Phony polls, and stories saying how great North Korea is, and how they are the most powerful country in the world, and all that noise. Those people have no education on anything outside their borders really. After they saw McDonalds? They'd go all fucking crazy retarded for it, like other Asian countries do...

[Carvalho Diablo]

And what about the Durgadurgastani's ?