North Korea gettin' all Gangnam up in this bitch.

[Section_31]

This is fucking magnificent. How can you not admire a man who bans everyone except him from wearing a leather jacket?

 

 

[Anubis]

He thinks he’s Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

[Strontium]

Kim Fonz Un

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Kim’s turned into one cool mutha fucker. 
 

On North Korea in general, give The Lazarus Heist podcast on BBC Sounds a listen. It’s about their cyber crime, hacking squads that hacked in to Sony, Bangladesh Bank etc. It’s a good listen. 

[Section_31]

His sister is an absolute sexpot. 

 

That's some pyongyang poontang. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

34 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

His sister is an absolute sexpot. 

 

That's some pyongyang poontang. 

 

 

Nah that’s an awful shout. She’s pasty as fuck, looks malnourished (appreciate she’s North Korean but she’s part of the elite) and she’s defo got teeth in her fanny. She also makes Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct look like Emma Thompson in Love Actually. “ice pick through the eyeball? Haha no no no you will be tied up in chicken wire and my 5 baby Alsatians will slowly eat you while I masturbate myself to a finish with this scythe” 

[Anubis]

The very definition of a danger fuck. Not because she’s a psycho, but because of who her brother is.

[Section_31]

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah that’s an awful shout. She’s pasty as fuck, looks malnourished (appreciate she’s North Korean but she’s part of the elite) and she’s defo got teeth in her fanny. She also makes Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct look like Emma Thompson in Love Actually. “ice pick through the eyeball? Haha no no no you will be tied up in chicken wire and my 5 baby Alsatians will slowly eat you while I masturbate myself to a finish with this scythe” 

 

With regards her pallor as you say she's living in North Korea, give a sister a break, she just needs a few days in Costa Calletta with yours truly, couple of nights out on the razz and sinking some Amstel, then back to my room for the cream of sum yun gi.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Trumo]

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Not sure if it’s been mentioned in here but I watched the BBC Storyville documentary Beyond Utopia last night. 
 

It was very good. It follows two separate families who’ve defected to South Korea and their efforts to help other family members defect. Helped by a South Korean pastor who tries to help hundreds of people leave the North every year. 
 

It’s equally heartwarming and heartbreaking at the same time. And shines a light on just how bad things are in the North and how mad the cunts in charge are. 

[M_B]

Mad and with a finger on the nuclear button. Very scary to think they could trigger a nuclear exchange that could end modern human civilization in less than 2 hours.

[TheHowieLama]

[TheHowieLama]

[Lee909]

Send them in

 

 

 

[skend04]

8 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

It's like the Russian version of Carpool Karaoke with a slightly more palatable host in Vlad.

[Anubis]

Bet you Trump wishes he was there. 

[TheHowieLama]

Russian President Vladimir Putin Thursday warned South Korea that sending lethal weapons to Ukraine would be a “big mistake.”

His comments come after Seoul announced it would consider arming Ukraine in response to Russia and North Korea signing a mutual defense pact on Wednesday.

“If South Korea supplies weapons to Ukraine, it will not like the answer. I hope they won’t do it, it would be a big mistake,” Putin said at a press conference in Vietnam, where he is conducting a two-day state visit aimed at deepening strategic cooperation.

[Bjornebye]

Coolest cat on the planet 

 

 

 

 

 

[No2]

From a Barnay Ronan piece in the guardian.

 

Seeing an opportunity, the regime instigated football in schools and villages and created a national league where players were given accommodation and employment in the capital. Success followed. North Korea won the Asian Cup in 2001, 2003 and 2008.

 

Then came the great interruption. In 2011 five national‑team players tested positive for a rare steroid. The excuse offered was the use of a traditional medicine made from the glands of a musk deer, applied after the players were struck by lightning. Oddly enough, Fifa didn’t buy this and North Korea were banned from the 2015 World Cup, lost their ranking position, failed to qualify in 2019 partly as a result, then went into major isolation during the pandemic, re-emerging only towards the end of 2023.

[Code]

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 09/03/2023 at 16:28, Section_31 said:

His sister is an absolute sexpot. 

 

That's some pyongyang poontang. 

 

 

Reminds me of...

 

 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, No2 said:

From a Barnay Ronan piece in the guardian.

 

Seeing an opportunity, the regime instigated football in schools and villages and created a national league where players were given accommodation and employment in the capital. Success followed. North Korea won the Asian Cup in 2001, 2003 and 2008.

 

Then came the great interruption. In 2011 five national‑team players tested positive for a rare steroid. The excuse offered was the use of a traditional medicine made from the glands of a musk deer, applied after the players were struck by lightning. Oddly enough, Fifa didn’t buy this and North Korea were banned from the 2015 World Cup, lost their ranking position, failed to qualify in 2019 partly as a result, then went into major isolation during the pandemic, re-emerging only towards the end of 2023.

 

What a side though 

[Pidge]

Hated the way they just used to hoof it.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Hated the way they just used to hoof it.

always chasing their tails