Wedding messages for lifetime fan

[Champ]

Glad it's not just me thinking he's struck gold' date=' there. You're a lucky sod she's kept you around!

 

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All these comments beg the question, what picture did they have of your lovely lady previously?

[lifetime fan]

1st wedding anniversary is tomorrow.

 

Not bad going for a bloke who was petrified of marriage and a bird who thought she wouldn't see Christmas.

[Lee909]

Congratulations to you both.

Time dont half fly

[Hand Shandy]

So that was a gamble that didn't pay off then...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that it's quite clearly a joke before any numpty gets their knickers in a twist!

 

Congrats mate - live every second etc etc...

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Is right lifey. Hope you get a few more mate.

 

I have not drank for 7 weeks. Might have a little raise of a whisky tonight to one of life's good moments.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Congratulations and long may it continue.

[General Dryness]

You're safe at the moment, you won't start to really dislike each other until after the second anniversary.

 

Nah, you'll be ok. Congratulations.

[Champ]

1st wedding anniversary is tomorrow.

 

Not bad going for a bloke who was petrified of marriage and a bird who thought she wouldn't see Christmas.

 

Ah, piss off. I was waiting to show you up with my better memory and post/text you tomorrow.

 

How has she put up with this long X

[Trumo]

Congratulations, and long may she carry on driving you mad. 

[lifetime fan]

Ah, piss off. I was waiting to show you up with my better memory and post/text you tomorrow.

 

How has she put up with this long X

You just wanted to show off you know how to use that electronic calendar thingy on your phone.

[Champ]

Ah, piss off. I was waiting to show you up with my better memory and post/text you tomorrow.

 

How has she put up with this long X

Edit. You. Of course

[lifetime fan]

Congratulations, and long may she carry on driving you mad.

 

Like you wouldn't know!

 

I've bought her a boss present for tomorrow until she texts me in work this afternoon to announce 1st wedding anniversary presents are supposed to be 'paper'.

 

The fuck???

 

I'm at a shopping centre now trying to find something paper related and nice and all I can think of is wrapping up a bog roll for her.

[Hand Shandy]

Just wrap the present you've already bought her up in newspaper...

[General Dryness]

Like you wouldn't know!

 

I've bought her a boss present for tomorrow until she texts me in work this afternoon to announce 1st wedding anniversary presents are supposed to be 'paper'.

 

The fuck???

 

I'm at a shopping centre now trying to find something paper related and nice and all I can think of is wrapping up a bog roll for her.

 

What about a book? Even in these days of EReaders, they still make them out of paper occasionally.

 

Cinema or Show Tickets? A voucher for a pedicure/massage? All kind of on paper.

[Rico1304]

Paper money?

[Champ]

You just wanted to show off you know how to use that electronic calendar thingy on your phone.

I do use it but it can only remind me because I put the dates in in the first place! (I'd have remembered without anyway

[lifetime fan]

What about a book? Even in these days of EReaders, they still make them out of paper occasionally.

 

Cinema or Show Tickets? A voucher for a pedicure/massage? All kind of on paper.

 

Sorted now thank god.

[KMD7]

Happy Anniversary to you both.  Have a good night

[Champ]

Like you wouldn't know!

I've bought her a boss present for tomorrow until she texts me in work this afternoon to announce 1st wedding anniversary presents are supposed to be 'paper'.

The fuck???

I'm at a shopping centre now trying to find something paper related and nice and all I can think of is wrapping up a bog roll for her.

Presumably you were going to/get someone else to wrap it in 'paper'?

[Elite]

Paper Mache model of your cock.

[Champ]

1st wedding anniversary is tomorrow.

Not bad going for a bloke who was petrified of marriage and a bird who thought she wouldn't see Christmas.

Meant to say, beware, Redknight will be along in a minute to suggest that he should be negging you for starting your own anniversary thread and that nobody's arsed. Well, some of us less miserable scrotes are

[Hand Shandy]

Paper Mache model of your cock.

 

She's going to expect something a little bit more impressive than that...

[Bjornebye]

shit in her handbag 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

congratulations Col x 

[lifetime fan]

Presumably you were going to/get someone else to wrap it in 'paper'?

It came wrapped.

 

I'm not stoopid.

[Champ]

It came wrapped.

I'm not stoopid.

Does she know you dont even wrap your own presents?