TLW answer to Dave Kirby!

October 4, 2012

Stare - by Javier Mascherano.

An ode to Insua - My friend, my lover!

I'm thinking of you

Are you thinking of me?

I hope so, as I miss you!

Do you miss me too?

Remember the days?

The ones where time stopped.

When we'd stare...

Stare!

Through the windows and the rain

Can you feel my pain?

One day again, you will be mine

My favourite Argentine!

You'll Never Walk Alone they say,

But I feel alone without you despite medals.

I'd swap all that success instantly

Just to see you stare... Stare!

**Fugitive** · October 4, 2012

The cold nights of winter

The warmth of the summer

The colours of autumn

The new life of spring

I hope Paul Mersons head falls off

And his Ma's

October 4, 2012

The cheese from round my knob
Makes Welsh Rarebit round your gob

So I pound your wobbly ass

While I'm watching Quatermass

I go down on you, so hairy

And the crabs are kinda scary

So I stab you in the poo

While I'm watching Doctor Who

Then I swallow your nipple wholely

I bit off your aureole

So I give your colon a feel

As I watch Sapphire and Steel

Erotic Alan, I like it!

Instead of Quatermass did you mean Quaresmass?

Gym Beglin · October 4, 2012

There once was a man named kirby

Whose penis was long and curly

He showed it to Eileen

Who was only thirteen

And now he's called Dave the Pervy

**Trumo** · October 4, 2012

If - ithadnebinfer...

chris71 · October 4, 2012

Every one of these deserve repping, brilliant!

That's not a poem by the way.

stevienando · October 4, 2012

Jan Kromkamp is shit

Josemi, Dossena too

Jose Enrique

**aws** · October 4, 2012

There was a young Dane called Pete

Whose media work was a treat

When some little runt

Called him a Dutch cunt

He just wiped that shit off his feet

stevienando · October 4, 2012

Piss off Dave U: cunt

Fucking Dave Kirby: twatcunt

The Liverpool Way

**Fugitive** · October 4, 2012

Feathers in the wind

Floating without a care

Big massive strap on

Mark Lawrensons arse

Unity

celeryBADboy · October 4, 2012

im quite handy with poems ill knock something up later if i get time.

robslappa · October 4, 2012

im quite handy with poems ill knock something up later if i get time.

Doesn't quite flow for me. Hope your next effort is better.

milky · October 4, 2012

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Downing is yellow.

A yellow fucking shithouse.

Needs some work, like, but you get the jist there I think.

johnno1970 · October 4, 2012

Brendan Rodgers is his name,

He joined the Reds without much fame,

He brought in Allen, Sahin and Borini,

Sterling began playing like Michel Platini.

Suso and wisdom were given the nod,

Lets all sing the praises of super B-Rod!

**Fugitive** · October 4, 2012

Brendan Rodgers is his name,
He joined the Reds without much fame,

He brought in Allen, Sahin and Borini,

Sterling began playing like Michel Platini.

Suso and wisdom were given the nod,

Lets all sing the praises of super B-Rod!

Bruises are black

Blood is red

I want to hurt you

**Furmedge** · October 4, 2012

I look upon the field of green

A beautiful carpet pitch

Stewart Downing plays for us

Life's a fucking bitch

Gav · October 4, 2012

All Apologies

The youth of today just won’t understand

What life in the eighties was like

Food on the table was paramount

And very few kids had a bike.

England was being run into the ground

A battle scene version of Hades

Labour Left Liverpool cast adrift

By Margaret the Iron lady

What happened on that April day

Embodied that Tory decease

Third class fans in rundown grounds

Impunity for the police

Duckenfield, clueless, out of his depth,

Up to his neck in pain and death

In Devon where he lays his head

May that day haunt your every breath

Pitiless Poppers post-mortem

Deliberate, callous and cruel

Accidental death at three fifteen?

Who were you trying to fool?

Thatchers police had served her so well

Waving notes at the down trodden miners

Cover up, statements were altered

How evil was blood testing minors?

Tory Boy Patnick went to work

Casting shame on the dead and the dying

For planting lies a knighthood earned

We always knew you were lying

And now the truth is out at last

They spout their sickly faux sorry

They’ll get what’s coming soon enough

Justice will see them the quarry

Thatcher now old and quite senile

Still an icon of anger and hate

No rejoicing til she’s safe and sound

In the Hades she tried to create

johnno1970 · October 4, 2012

Hey diddle diddle,

The ref on the fiddle,

The clown sent off the wrong dude,

This ref is a farce,

Penalty my arse,

And Fergies a fucking buffoon!

Nasty Lizard · October 4, 2012

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;

I've Got Alzheimer's;

Cheese on toast.

Liverpool are red

Rangers are blue

Andy Gorams schizophrenic

and so is he....

Nasty Lizard · October 4, 2012

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AquiMan · October 4, 2012

O2 cut my 3G, for not paying my bill

Sat in burger king, money passes through the till,

I sit down and eat my scran.

Log into there wifi and have a scan.

Av a look on tlw check who's in the team

Seeing if Brendan has a Europa league dream.

Spilled my coke ,my chips are drowning, fuck sake Brendan your playing downing.

My chips taste like Pepsi I need some mayonnaise, gotta get away quick , watch te red men do udinese.

Suarez on the bench, Assaidi starts,

Borini breaking Italian hearts .

Kick off in 5 mins I've gotta go.

Jump in the car turn on the radio.

Get to my birds house as soon as poss

Put on the tele-red men on the box

Just written whilst eating my burger :)

The above is all true (I never spilled my coke)

-

""Leaves burger king

Hooch · October 4, 2012

*in over-exagerated gritty scouse accent*

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Udinese just smashed us lad.

Fin.

Barzini · October 4, 2012

Fabio, Fabio

Is not very fab, yo

FanchesterCity · October 4, 2012

Kenny Dalglish on the loo

That's poetry in motion

Magic Sponge · October 4, 2012

Kenny Dalglish on the loo

That's poetry in motion

Our team plays in red,

Yours plays in sky blue,

Your fascination with us,

Is fucking odd.

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