*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Our heads have fallen off because they will take the headlines off us now. They actually think that anyone outside Merseyside (and Rhyl) give a flying fuck about them. I’ve lived all over the country and they never get mentioned. They are like West Brom or Swindon. No-one gives a shit 

In their warped minds they believe that they are big news, even more so than the runaway league leaders and reigning European Champions. They are 16th, six-fucking-teenth.

[scudger99]

"So, Zlatan.  What about the links with you and Everton ?"

 

"Who ?"

 

"Everton, the new powerhouse on Merseyside.  Ancelotti is their new manager."

 

"I do not know of them.  Carlo must have health issues managing nobodies.  The great Zlatan does not play for B teams or managers with clear symptoms of senility."

 

"So that's a no Zlatan ?"

 

 

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, scudger99 said:

"So, Zlatan.  What about the links with you and Everton ?"

 

"Who ?"

 

"Everton, the new powerhouse on Merseyside.  Ancelotti is their new manager."

 

"I do not know of them.  Carlo must have health issues managing nobodies.  The great Zlatan does not play for B teams or managers with clear symptoms of senility."

 

"So that's a no Zlatan ?"

 

 

Then why was his last club some MLS slapdicks?

 

These people are starting to annoy me.

[scudger99]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

Then why was his last club some MLS slapdicks?

 

These people are starting to annoy me.

There's slapdicks and there's Everton.

It's about levels mate......

[AngryOfTuebrook]

20 minutes ago, scudger99 said:

So, to sum this all up our heads are falling off with jealousy, Everton are going to spend hundreds of millions they don't have on players, and they're going to win everything in sight and we are shitting ourselves as a result.  As well as BMD coming to fruition.

 

[scudger99]

"Marco Silva, he sleeps with the fishes now"........

[an tha]

Is FFP still a thing?

 

Must come a time in the not too distant future when the bitters fall foul of it if it is.

 

They generate a pretty small amount of revenue - yet seem to spend a lot of money.

 

If they are going to give Ancelotti 10m a year that is a decent chunk of the actual revenue they generate which is estimated to be about £177m in 2019.

 

Nearly 6% of their total revenue going on one mans wages.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, an tha said:

Is FFP still a thing?

 

Must come a time in the not too distant future when the bitters fall foul of it if it is.

 

They generate a pretty small amount of revenue - yet seem to spend a lot of money.

 

If they are going to give Ancelotti 10m a year that is a decent chunk of the actual revenue they generate which is estimated to be about £177m in 2019.

 

Nearly 6% of their total revenue going on one mans wages.

 

Yes, it is. Villa look like they could be in the shit and have to sell players. 

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Yes, it is. Villa look like they could be in the shit and have to sell players. 

Bitters must be not far behind.

 

No Europe, massive wage bill, spunking money on transfers, pay offs to Silva.

 

Revenue predicted to drop this year.

 

http://financialfootballnews.com/everton-fcs-2019-finances-predicted/

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Bitters must be not far behind.

 

No Europe, massive wage bill, spunking money on transfers, pay offs to Silva.

 

Revenue predicted to drop this year.

 

http://financialfootballnews.com/everton-fcs-2019-finances-predicted/

 

 

Yeah, I posted something about this yesterday/day before a few pages back. A lot of their fans think they can just spend a shit load and their overlords can pay off a fine and carry on, deluded fucks. 

[an tha]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Yeah, I posted something about this yesterday/day before a few pages back. A lot of their fans think they can just spend a shit load and their overlords can pay off a fine and carry on, deluded fucks. 

I worry for them, i really do.

 

That article does not make good reading for them.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

I worry for them, i really do.

 

That article does not make good reading for them.

 

In all honesty I couldn't a shit about their future if they are stupid enough to try and do a City/Chelsea. City and Chelsea were good at cooking the books, I doubt Everton could cook a fucking omelette. Even City and Chelsea have had to reign it in due to the rules tightening and the media questioning things which in some cases has led to the powers that be having a look. Everton are more likely to do a Leeds/Sunderland. 

[cloggypop]

29 minutes ago, an tha said:

Is FFP still a thing?

 

Must come a time in the not too distant future when the bitters fall foul of it if it is.

 

They generate a pretty small amount of revenue - yet seem to spend a lot of money.

 

If they are going to give Ancelotti 10m a year that is a decent chunk of the actual revenue they generate which is estimated to be about £177m in 2019.

 

Nearly 6% of their total revenue going on one mans wages.

I suspect they might not be playing in European competition next season. 

[dockers_strike]

Villa are tipped to be the first club to break the Premier League's equivalent of FFP. The ev cannot be that far behind surely?

[Bjornebye]

26 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Yes, it is. Villa look like they could be in the shit and have to sell players. 

Have you ever told a Blue that Villa are a bigger club than them? It’s like throwing petrol on a BBQ. It’s when they realise you are actually deadly serious that they completely start frothing. 

 

Even better when when you tell them Celtic are bigger. Especially if they are of the NF mindset. 

[Tony Moanero]

 Just seen last night’s result.

 

Merry Christmas, Everton.

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Have you ever told a Blue that Villa are a bigger club than them? It’s like throwing petrol on a BBQ. It’s when they realise you are actually deadly serious that they completely start frothing. 

 

Even better when when you tell them Celtic are bigger. Especially if they are of the NF mindset. 

I live abroad mate, the last Everton fan I spoke to in person was in the 80's whilst in the forces, he ended up doing 2 years Colchester for glassing some bird and I had the pleasure of escorting him back from Germany in handcuffs. He was still a gobby fuck. 

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

I live abroad mate, the last Everton fan I spoke to in person was in the 80's whilst in the forces, he ended up doing 2 years Colchester for glassing some bird and I had the pleasure of escorting him back from Germany in handcuffs. He was still a gobby fuck. 

Repped for not having to interact with the mad bastards.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

I live abroad mate, the last Everton fan I spoke to in person was in the 80's whilst in the forces, he ended up doing 2 years Colchester for glassing some bird and I had the pleasure of escorting him back from Germany in handcuffs. He was still a gobby fuck. 

She must have been a Celtic fan who reminded him they have never even got close to winning the greatest club prize on the planet the fucking helmets 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Repped for not having to interact with the mad bastards.

 

A huge advantage mate. I can honestly say I've never met one outside of the military and have not seen one in an Everton top, not even down the Irish pub which attracts all the tourists visiting the City/Uni from the UK. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Repped for not having to interact with the mad bastards.

Try waking up next to one everyday 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

She must have been a Celtic fan who reminded him they have never even got close to winning the greatest club prize on the planet the fucking helmets 

Unfortunately it was a 17 year old young German girl who just happened to be in the way when he threw a glass at some Germans. She had to have a load of stitches, he was lucky the army protected him and the local police agreed that they could deal with things. he had to pay her compensation and obviously 2 years Colchester with a dishonourable discharge. He did however get a shit time in our Guardhouse before we escorted him back to the UK. He was a right weirdo with boss eyes as well. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Unbelievable. 

 

The delusion on that Ancelotti thread is unreal. 

 

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If Ancelotti comes its not going to be a long term thing. If he is here in 18 months and doing a decent job then as soon as a bigger club is needing a manager he will be off with his kicks round his ankles. As good as he is, I don't think he is the right fit. The money will be ridiculous. Anyone thinking that Ancelotti automatically means the likes of James etc are going to be coming at the bit to sign are deluded. I'd rather the club were honest with its position and brought in Howe to build something.

To be honest it should be Dunc till the end of the season and see where the club is then.

 

 

What bigger club? He's managed all the big clubs and won with them.
He's not going to manage Barca because of Real, nor Inter because of AC. So you're left with clubs like Dortmund, Monaco or Spurs. If he's doing well in England, it's because he's being backed, why leave to another English side?
If this works, he'll stay put till BMD opens (2048  ).

 

Isn't that first one actually your account? Meaning you’re posting on there then copying it over to here to say they’re delusional. Did you go to bed normal last night and wake up as a Tory?

[an tha]

21 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I suspect they might not be playing in European competition next season. 

If they get relegated they might play Swansea

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, an tha said:

If they get relegated they might play Swansea

The North Wales - South Wales derby is back!