Instant cunt identifiers

[Preston Red]

On 12/04/2022 at 01:15, Tony Moanero said:

Yeah, good shout, he’d be in my top five best vampires.

 

1. Count von Count

2. Count Dracula (Christoper Lee)

3. Count Duckuka

4. Lilly Munster (Yvonne De Carlo)

5. Star (Jami Gertz, The Lost Boys)

 

I feel one is missing in this list (as great as they are) and that is Mr Barlow from Salem's Lot.

[Section_31]

Anyone who's described at their funeral as having been 'a bit of a character'.

[littletedwest]

26 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who's described at their funeral as having been 'a bit of a character'.

Probably slightly harsh. Though I remember reading about some career criminal who pissed through some ones letterbox  and was stabbed to death being described as a "loveable rogue"

[Geoff Woade]

21 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Probably slightly harsh. Though I remember reading about some career criminal who pissed through some ones letterbox  and was stabbed to death being described as a "loveable rogue"

Was literally about to say ‘loveable rogue’. I remember seeing that about some cement head who had robbed someone’s house, nicked their car and then crashed it and and died in the ensuing inferno down a motorway ditch. To give you some idea of the types we’re dealing with;  the family decided to have a memorial barbecue at the site complete with the full house music and cans of Carling being poured on the ground classy send off.

[Bjornebye]

I think people can be called whatever the fuck they want when they're dead. 

 

 

 

 

 

The cunt bit comes when they get spoken about. "Loved Him" "you didn't even know him, he hated you" "He was a right character" "He was a grade a cunt" "I'll miss him" "when did you last see him?" "9 years ago in yates" "Fuck off" 

 

No wonder. 

 

 

[Section_31]

Anyone that starts a sentence with 'so'.

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone that starts a sentence with 'so'.

What if they just say "so" ?

[Tony Moanero]

24 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone that starts a sentence with 'so'.

You hear it all the time on programmes such as The Chase and Pointless. I recently found myself doing it and was so disgusting with myself that I tugged my bollocks through a smallish hole in my underpants and back-heeled the bastards.

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

You hear it all the time on programmes such as The Chase and Pointless. I recently found myself doing it and was so disgusting with myself that I tugged my bollocks through a smallish hole in my underpants and back-heeled the bastards.

I've noticed everytime Sky News have a talking head on about politics or some shit, they'll be deputy editor of the New statesman and about 15, and they respond to every questions, "So the prime minister...." "So interest rates...." "So...."

 

So why don't you fuck off.

[Oh Buoy]

I don't have a problem with so. 

 

I do however have a problem with ending conversations/arguments or debates with "whatever" or "K"

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone that starts a sentence with 'so'.

“So” is like a verbal virus, it’s everywhere. 

[Captain Willard]

On 17/04/2022 at 22:03, Section_31 said:

Anyone who's described at their funeral as having been 'a bit of a character'.

Or the family play “my way” 

[sir roger]

Loveable rogues

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Martin Daubney ticking a lot of boxes with his Twitter profile pic.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[sir roger]

On 06/05/2022 at 16:37, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Martin Daubney ticking a lot of boxes with his Twitter profile pic.

 

Mate of mine stood for treasurer of Sheffield Uni student union and had to produce a supporting leaflet. He went for the ‘ no nonsense pointing at the camera schtick’ but got his angles wrong and his pointing finger looked like it was stuck to his chin and had a Monty Python vibe to it.

[lifetime fan]

DUP voters and supporters. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

DUP voters and supporters. 

In the words of Corporal Jones, they do not like it up em!

[Creator Supreme]

On 06/05/2022 at 16:37, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Martin Daubney ticking a lot of boxes with his Twitter profile pic.

 

God he's a twat!

[lifetime fan]

10 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

In the words of Corporal Jones, they do not like it up em!

Vile cunts. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Men with them little pillows around their necks when boarding a plane.

 

people who recline their chair on a plane.

 

People who instantly get up and start getting shit out their over head bag on a plane.

 

people who go the toilet before the plane has even taken off.

 

People who rush to get on or off planes, it's allocated seating you complete cunt it's irrelevant when you get on.

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Men with them little pillows around their necks when boarding a plane.

 

people who recline their chair on a plane.

 

People who instantly get up and start getting shit out their over head bag on a plane.

 

people who go the toilet before the plane has even taken off.

 

People who rush to get on or off planes, it's allocated seating you complete cunt it's irrelevant when you get on.

People who don’t sit down straightaway on boarding but have to rummage through their bag to get their water, book etc and hold the rest of the passengers up. It’s a 6 hour fucking flight, you can get your precious water at some point in the next 6 hours. Drives me insane. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

people who recline their chair on a plane.

All of the above but this one especially. Particularly on short haul flights between Manchester and Amsterdam. There’s no need to recline on a 60 minute flight, particularly when reclining reduces the minimal leg room in the seat behind to zero. 
 

The seating space isn’t big enough to allow reclining, yet the seats recline. Chuck on a few selfish cunt passengers and carnage ensues. 
 

I’m glad I don’t have to do that shit anymore. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

10 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

All of the above but this one especially. Particularly on short haul flights between Manchester and Amsterdam. There’s no need to recline on a 60 minute flight, particularly when reclining reduces the minimal leg room in the seat behind to zero. 
 

The seating space isn’t big enough to allow reclining, yet the seats recline. Chuck on a few selfish cunt passengers and carnage ensues. 
 

I’m glad I don’t have to do that shit anymore. 

I had extra leg room on my last flight as I'm quite tall, the fat pig in front of me reclined their chair full, and then put his feet up pressed against the wall in front of him, totally removes the space from extra leg room, makes the screen in the back of the chair face down, horrible twat.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Owning a hairless cat or dog.