Instant cunt identifiers

[lifetime fan]

I lied. I had a very nice win on Bubba Watson when he won his first major, 4 figures.

 

I’m still well down.

[Jairzinho]

It's high risk for little reward and quite often these massive favourites lose.

 

Value is value.

 

A horse can be great value at 1/10 or terrible value at 200/1.

[Pureblood]

People who quote lyrics in the comments section of youtube music videos.

[Elite]

Value is value.

 

A horse can be great value at 1/10 or terrible value at 200/1.

Either way you'll be worse off in the long term.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bookies.

[SlugTrail]

Being a fan of anything billionaires do.

Breathing?

[cloggypop]

Red trousers

[easytoslip]

Bookies.

Pickpockets that let you use your own hands. WC Fields.

[Dr Nowt]

Pickpockets that let you use your own hands. WC Fields.

That’s marvellous.

[Curly]

Pickpockets that let you use your own hands. WC Fields.

Haha

[Harry Squatter]

People who take Facebook far too seriously

[ZonkoVille77]

Fuck me. I really fucking hate this new chap. The CEO sends around a standard email to the company welcoming any new members that join. This is Mr Wankpot's response to the email cc'ing everyone... CUNT.

 

Many thanks XXXX.

 

I am very much looking forward to working closely with the team to maximise the commercial potential of the product and technology here.

My vast experience should be a benefit to you all in terms of technology and on a personal level. Through the good times and bad I can be a go-to guy, so feel free to contact me if needed.

 

I'm sitting beside xxxx so do feel free to pop over when you're having your morning Coffee. Mine is black - 2 sugars :0)

 

Best Regards,

XXXX

[Mook]

Fuck me. I really fucking hate this new chap. The CEO sends around a standard email to the company welcoming any new members that join. This is Mr Wankpot's response to the email cc'ing everyone... CUNT.

 

Many thanks XXXX.

 

I am very much looking forward to working closely with the team to maximise the commercial potential of the product and technology here.

My vast experience should be a benefit to you all in terms of technology and on a personal level. Through the good times and bad I can be a go-to guy, so feel free to contact me if needed.

 

I'm sitting beside xxxx so do feel free to pop over when you're having your morning Coffee. Mine is black - 2 sugars :0)

 

Best Regards,

XXXX

 

Mr Wankpot is a Grade A Cuntasaurus.

 

He sounds like my worst office nightmare come to life.

[cloggypop]

I want to come over and punch him myself.

[Pureblood]

What a sensational dickweed.  

[Elite]

There's brown nosing and then there's brown diving.

[Trumo]

I hope that Castlemaine XXXX cunt ends up sitting on a chair with no seat.

[Pureblood]

I feel sorry for xxxx.

[manwiththestick]

If you are a woman staring in TV adverts for Nationwide singing "quirky" songs with your sister.

[Aventus]

If you are a woman staring in TV adverts for Nationwide singing "quirky" songs with your sister.

Beans on their fry ups in the latest one too.

[Bjornebye]

Beans on their fry ups in the latest one too.

Yep. Sums them up the fucking witches

[Tony Moanero]

People who pretend to like football.

[cloggypop]

People who greet you in a shit approximation of your accent.

[A Red]

I've heard a saying that is new to me yet instantly identifies the person that says it as a cunt.

 

It was said by a cockney on a radio phone in with reference to the owner of a certain east london f**tb*** team and the fact that, and i'm guessing, the bloke referred to has got no balls. But, instead of balls he said "minerals"

 

"He hasnt got the necessary minerals to put things right"

 

Fuck me

[Captain Turdseye]

I've heard a saying that is new to me yet instantly identifies the person that says it as a cunt.

 

It was said by a cockney on a radio phone in with reference to the owner of a certain east london f**tb*** team and the fact that, and i'm guessing, the bloke referred to has got no balls. But, instead of balls he said "minerals"

 

"He hasnt got the necessary minerals to put things right"

 

Fuck me