Instant cunt identifiers

[Priory Doctor]

Half and half scarves

"I voted leave" people on social media- ostriches to a man/woman

[Section_31]

Anyone who calls a cappucino a 'cap'.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

A mate of my missus worked in Sainsbury's and used to call it " Sabs "

[Curly]

A mate of my missus worked in Sainsbury's and used to call it " Sabs "

Haha. That's made me laugh. Sabs. I'm using it

[Anny Road]

Half and half scarves

"I voted leave" people on social media- ostriches to a man/woman

Does that me you can get a 1/2 and 1/2 remainer, Brexiteer scarf? More compatible than some I’ve see on tv

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who say Wonder when they mean Wander.

[Tony Moanero]

Half and half scarves

"I voted leave" people on social media- ostriches to a man/woman

Seen loads of people on the internet, going on about half and half scarves. Yes, they're rubbish, but I can't fathom why people get so angry avout them.

[Mook]

You can get a half & half Liverpool/Liverpool Reserves scarf in that hat scarf or a badge shop.

 

Wearing a Liverpool scarf with Spurs or Man City on it is unforgivable in my book, fuck that.

[Tony Moanero]

Yeah, I'd never wear one, but some people carry on like half and half scarves are the sole reason modern football is a bit shit.

[Trumo]

People who follow the Kardashian clan. Apparently, the value of the company behind Snapchat has dropped by over $1bn after one of them said she doesn't use Snapchat anymore. The Kardashian clan having that much influence on social media is one of the many things wrong with this world.

[Bjornebye]

I love my half liverpool/celtic scarf. The bobble hats were boss too.

 

Get yer cocks out

[Rico1304]

Anyone who doesn’t offer their pay and display parking ticket to another person when they are leaving the car park.

[Elite]

Anyone who doesn’t offer their pay and display parking ticket to another person when they are leaving the car park.

Pretty sure you can be fined for doing so. Which is a cunts trick in itself.

[Captain Turdseye]

Anyone who doesn’t offer their pay and display parking ticket to another person when they are leaving the car park.

Worse is people who don’t realise that you’re trying to give it to them. A couple of times I’ve been sat there with my arm hanging out of the window waving the ticket, only for the people to look at me like I’m fucking mental and speed up a bit, almost twatting my hand with their cars.

[Grinch]

Anyone who calls a cappucino a 'cap'.

Damn right, everyone knows its cappo.

[Alan Sex]

Sex on the tv is another one. I kept falling off.

I told you to hold me tighter, but no - you just had to be a daredevil.

[Alan Sex]

Oh fuck these cunts work for Deloittes.

 

People that work for Deloittes.

Is that Toilette and Douche?

[cloggypop]

Anybody that doffs cap at work

[Pureblood]

Anybody.

[General Dryness]

Anybody.

This.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who follow the Kardashian clan. Apparently, the value of the company behind Snapchat has dropped by over $1bn after one of them said she doesn't use Snapchat anymore. The Kardashian clan having that much influence on social media is one of the many things wrong with this world.

Mrs O'T's bullshit alarm went off when she saw that story. A couple of minutes later, she showed me a graph of Snapchat shaŕe values over the last year or so: a steep and prolonged decline until the point at which they introduced the change that this Kardashian person objected to; the change resulted in an immediate rocketing of share values, almost to the point they were at a year ago; this person's tweet caused (or coincided with) a slght dip which cancelled out about 10% of the earlier gains.

 

In other words - any journalist could have sniffed that Kardashian press release and recognised it was binnable bullshit. But that might involve a few minutes work, so much better to just publish uncritically whatever PR cack you're given.

[Dr Nowt]

People who call going abroad or taking a trip somewhere “adventuring”.

 

Stand down Christopher Columbus, you’re off on a hike in Scotland or backpacking round France or whatever the fuck, not discovering lost civilisations.

[Dr Nowt]

Before anyone does it, obvious punchline about Scotland is obvious...

[Mathewbet1]

Anyone wearing a 'Canadian Goose Down' Jacket.

[manwiththestick]

Anyone wearing a 'Canadian Goose Down' Jacket.

I have only just become aware of this, and now I see them everywhere.