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Prince Philip strikes again.


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The Duke of Edinburgh made a joke at the expense of a comedian with an artificial foot, in his latest foray into politically incorrect humour.

 

Adam Hills has forged a successful career as a television presenter despite being born without a right foot

Just days after it was disclosed that the Duke mocked the declining sight of a blind teenager, it has emerged he poked fun at the disability of an Australian entertainer at the Royal Variety Show in Blackpool.

 

After performing for the Queen alongside acts including Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Michael Bublé last week, the comedian Adam Hills spoke to the Duke about his plans to return home.

 

Is this the funniest joke in the world?Observing the comic's prosthetic limb, the monarch's husband reportedly joked: "You could smuggle a bottle of gin out of the country in that artificial foot."

 

Hills, who has forged a successful career as a television presenter despite being born without a right foot, took the jibe in good humour, telling the Daily Mirror that he thought the line was "brilliant".

 

Yesterday the family of Stephen Menary, an army cadet who was blinded in an IRA bombing, told how the Duke offended the 15-year-old at a tree planting event in Hyde Park in 2002.

 

After the Queen asked the teenager how much sight he had left, the Duke responded: "Not a lot, judging by the tie he's wearing."

 

Carol Menary, 48, Stephen's mother, said: "After he said it there was just stunned silence. The Queen just looked at him open mouthed. I don't think she could believe what he had said.

 

"My whole family were just shocked. We knew he has a reputation for putting his foot in his mouth so we didn't take offence, but mocking the sight of a blind boy is something, even by his standards."

 

Prince Philip is notorious for his public gaffes and over the years has offered his own unique advice to people all over the world.

 

In 2002, he asked an aborigine whether he was "still throwing spears".

 

He is one funny cunt.

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Some of his quotes are fucking hilarious.

 

"If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed" - On a visit to China

 

“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?” - To a blind woman

 

“The bastards murdered half my family” - When asked if he's like to go to Russia

 

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?” - To a Scottish driving instructor.

 

“You managed not to get eaten, then?” - To a student in Papua New Guinea.

 

“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”

 

“Brazilians live there” - On the problems facing Brazil.

 

"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

 

"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." - To Deaf kids standing next to Steel drum band.

 

"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."

 

"There's a lot of your family in tonight" - To a Mr Patel (common Indian Surname) at a reception for 400 British Indian businessmen

 

"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" - To an islander in the Cayman Islands

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Some good quotes.

 

Good man, Great Family.

 

Your have your opinion. Unfortunately its wrong.

 

The Royal family are a parasitical gang of freeloading princess murdering, no deserving medal wearing lazy inter-bred pricks. How anyone can approve of a family that doesn't do anything worthwhile, whilst people do everything for them, whilst they look down on us an iritation and insult war injured soldiers and handicapped kids is wrong in the head. If they were a family funded by drugs they would be locked up, however because their ancestors have raped and pilaged this country for hundreds of years it looked upon as respectable.

 

Hope the cunts all burn in a Royal christmas fire. That's a DVD I would want to see at Xmas.

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Your have your opinion. Unfortunately its wrong.

 

The Royal family are a parasitical gang of freeloading princess murdering, no deserving medal wearing lazy inter-bred pricks. How anyone can approve of a family that doesn't do anything worthwhile, whilst people do everything for them, whilst they look down on us an iritation and insult war injured soldiers and handicapped kids is wrong in the head. If they were a family funded by drugs they would be locked up, however because their ancestors have raped and pilaged this country for hundreds of years it looked upon as respectable.

 

Hope the cunts all burn in a Royal christmas fire. That's a DVD I would want to see at Xmas.

 

Correct.

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Your have your opinion. Unfortunately its wrong.

 

The Royal family are a parasitical gang of freeloading princess murdering, no deserving medal wearing lazy inter-bred pricks. How anyone can approve of a family that doesn't do anything worthwhile, whilst people do everything for them, whilst they look down on us an iritation and insult war injured soldiers and handicapped kids is wrong in the head. If they were a family funded by drugs they would be locked up, however because their ancestors have raped and pilaged this country for hundreds of years it looked upon as respectable.

 

Hope the cunts all burn in a Royal christmas fire. That's a DVD I would want to see at Xmas.

 

That's all 100% spot on. However, it doesn't detract from the fact that Prince Philips is a funny fucker. A twat living in a made-up world, but still funny.

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