The world of a woman.

[s(k)aturation]

My boss is away to get a shoe fixed, she turns round to me, "I feel like Cinderella with my one shoe."

 

I'm sitting here thinking, 'More like one of the ugly sisters you fat cunt.'

 

Parenthood going well at least?

[Mook]

Parenthood going well at least?

 

He likes HP sauce & has been trying on my Adidas Milanos today apparently so I think my work there is done, 18 months in too, must be a record.

[TheBitch]

Shades of World of a Man that one

How so?

[s(k)aturation]

He likes HP sauce & has been trying on my Adidas Milanos today apparently so I think my work there is done

 

 

No it's not: Puma, lad, Puma.

[Mook]

No it's not: Puma, lad, Puma.

 

[Champ]

How so?

Are you not the ones famous for not finding stuff and if you're at the house it being some kind of sleight on your manhood to ask someone?

 

Commonly known as 'a man's look' in these parts

[Harry Squatter]

My boss is away to get a shoe fixed, she turns round to me, "I feel like Cinderella with my one shoe."

 

 

I'm sitting here thinking, 'More like one of the ugly sisters you fat cunt.'

Pity you couldn't glass her with one of the slippers. That would shut her up.

[Dougie Do'ins]

My boss is away to get a shoe fixed, she turns round to me, "I feel like Cinderella with my one shoe."

 

I'm sitting here thinking, 'More like one of the ugly sisters you fat cunt.'

So now your her prince charming.

[Champ]

So now your her prince charming.

I'm starting to think you might be after an introduction

[Dougie Do'ins]

I'm starting to think you might be after an introduction

I've already met Mook.

[Chip Butty]

Middle daughter has been telling me, after being asked where she's going in Holland, thats she's going to Iden-Hoven.

Now I used to live in Holland, but I'd never heard of place called Iden-Hoven, so finally before she flew out today, I asked to look at her hotel/flight reservation to make sure I know where she's going, just in case, as you do, as a parent.... 

 

 Eindhoven

[Champ]

I've already met Mook.

Have you ever thought of a career in politics

[alles ist gut]

My boss is away to get a shoe fixed, she turns round to me, "I feel like Cinderella with my one shoe."

 

I'm sitting here thinking, 'More like one of the ugly sisters you fat cunt.'

 

 

So now you're her prince charming.

 

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of...

[TheBitch]

Are you not the ones famous for not finding stuff and if you're at the house it being some kind of sleight on your manhood to ask someone?

 

Commonly known as 'a man's look' in these parts

Absolutely not, I'll find the best looking assistant I can and ask her to point me in the direction of cucumbers.

[Alan Sex]

Absolutely not, I'll find the best looking assistant I can and ask her to point me in the direction of cucumbers.

I prefer to point my cucumber in the direction of the best looking assistant.

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

This car is parked.

 

[Tj hooker]

This car is parked.

 

By Stevie wonder or Ray Charles

[Paulie Dangerously]

By Stevie wonder or Ray Charles

 

You'd hope they'd do a better job.

 

I've done shit part jobs in my time but nothing like that.  Benefit of the doubt to her, it might've been a tight space when she did it but she's clearly gone in forwards and not attempted the parallel parked.  Women!

[Tj hooker]

You'd hope they'd do a better job.

 

I've done shit part jobs in my time but nothing like that. Benefit of the doubt to her, it might've been a tight space when she did it but she's clearly gone in forwards and not attempted the parallel parked. Women!

That is truly shocking given the size of the car

[Guest]

This car is parked.

 

Maybe they're trying to protect the nearside door mirror from careless drivers. They'll smash into the boot instead.

[Trumo]

Small Italian car parked in true small Italian car style.

[Guest]

[tokyojoe]

What gets me is the utter fucking tripe they watch on TV. Her indoors is a qualified pensions consultant with letters after her name but is currently sitting downstairs watching 'The real Brainless Bimbos of Berverly Hills'..

 

The conversation goes along the the lines of:

 

Oh My God, I must go and see my Psychoanalyst or

 

Oh My God we're going to a party or

 

Oh My God, did he call you back?

 

And so it goes on.

 

Worst thing is she's actually recorded the fucking thing to watch.

[deiseach]

Middle daughter has been telling me, after being asked where she's going in Holland, thats she's going to Iden-Hoven.

Now I used to live in Holland, but I'd never heard of place called Iden-Hoven, so finally before she flew out today, I asked to look at her hotel/flight reservation to make sure I know where she's going, just in case, as you do, as a parent....

 

Eindhoven

I remember talking to a woman from Tilburg in college and she expressed complete bewilderment at the male obsession with football. How, she wondered, do so many men know the name of her home town's football team? Without even thinking I said "mm, Villim Tway". "That's what I mean!", she erupts, "you even know the right pronunciation. Why do you know something so obscure?"

 

You say it like it's a bad thing.

[Paulie Dangerously]

What is love island and why are the vast majority of females in the this country watching it?