The world of a woman.

[Fowlers God]

She's on rugby tour this weekend, 22 women at some activity centre in Biddeford completely pissed.

 

They only left 1 o'clock lunch time;

 

There's been 3 bitch fights and room allocations have had to be changed 5 times due to people falling out.

My Grandparents live in Bideford. I'll tell them to stay in today

[Harry Squatter]

She's on rugby tour this weekend, 22 women at some activity centre in Biddeford completely pissed.

They only left 1 o'clock lunch time;

There's been 3 bitch fights and room allocations have had to be changed 5 times due to people falling out.

My Mrs stayed in a hotel on Wednesday with a few other women she knows. Her phone hasn't stopped pinging with messages since then. Basically all its been back and forth is them slagging off two of the ones who stayed with them even though nothing got said to their faces at the time.

[lifetime fan]

Last year one of them had to be taken to A&E for stitches, but they're all 'sistas who put their body on the line for each other'.

[lifetime fan]

My Grandparents live in Bideford. I'll tell them to stay in today

Tell them to stay in till Monday dinner time.

[Fowlers God]

Last year one of them had to be taken to A&E for stitches, but they're all 'sistas who put their body on the line for each other'.

Who has the biggest tackle?

[Chip Butty]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/97327841-the-t-a-her-striker

 

Here you go

 

Justin Casey ahahahahahahaha

[lifetime fan]

My Mrs stayed in a hotel on Wednesday with a few other women she knows. Her phone hasn't stopped pinging with messages since then. Basically all its been back and forth is them slagging off two of the ones who stayed with them even though nothing got said to their faces at the time.

She went on a hen do in April, 8 of them in Benidorm (can you think of anything worse?).

 

Following this they now have a what's app group to slag off the maid of honour behind her and the brides back.

[lifetime fan]

Who has the biggest tackle?

I would never want to find out!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/97327841-the-t-a-her-striker

 

Here you go

 

Fucking hell, married, 3 children who all have autism and she likes swearing a lot. 

[lifetime fan]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/97327841-the-t-a-her-striker

 

Here you go

 

I bet she goes like a freight train.

[Harry Squatter]

I bet she goes like a freight train.

Well she defo looks like one.

[Harry Squatter]

Fucking hell, married, 3 children who all have autism and she likes swearing a lot.

Swears more than Joe Pesci in Casino and Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop combined.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Well she defo looks like one.

 

She's a right munter. 

[Harry Squatter]

Last year one of them had to be taken to A&E for stitches, but they're all 'sistas who put their body on the line for each other'.

But bitch and moan about each other once one of them leaves the room

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Swears more than Joe Pesci in Casino and Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop combined.

 

I can imagine mate, it's the fact she is proud of it. I'm still trying to get my head around the fact she has labelled her sons teacher a right fucking slapper, all kinds of stupid going on in her head. 

[Harry Squatter]

I can imagine mate, it's the fact she is proud of it. I'm still trying to get my head around the fact she has labelled her sons teacher a right fucking slapper, all kinds of stupid going on in her head.

It's brilliant. I can't wait for it to hit the fan. Parents evening is going to be very interesting.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It's brilliant. I can't wait for it to hit the fan. Parents evening is going to be very interesting.

 

Keep us informed mate, definitely going to get tasty. She's even written a second book, her book titles are gash. I feel sorry for her kids, poor buggers. 

[Harry Squatter]

Keep us informed mate, definitely going to get tasty. She's even written a second book, her book titles are gash. I feel sorry for her kids, poor buggers.

 

Will do. Yep, her house must be a nightmare, her husband obviously looks after 4 kids in that house.

 

I'm going to change my name to Russ Berkeley by deed poll.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Will do. Yep, her house must be a nightmare, her husband obviously looks after 4 kids in that house.

 

I'm going to change my name to Russ Berkeley by deed poll.

 

Hahaha, rep due when I can mate. 

[lifetime fan]

"What are people's opinions on breastfeeding 4 years old in public place"?

 

Do I really respond and tell her tits out in public is always welcome???

[lifetime fan]

They're out dressed as fucking bananas. 

[General Dryness]

She's a right munter. 

 

She looks like someones reflection in the back of a spoon.

[General Dryness]

She's the new Irvine Welsh

 

Git tae fuck ye fuckin radge. Its fuckin shite, an ah'll no hear another word aboot it or some cunts gittin blootered aw ower this gaff.

 

Ye ken?

[Fowlers God]

They're out dressed as fucking bananas.

Don't tell Jon

[Rico1304]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/97327841-the-t-a-her-striker

 

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