What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Dave D]

 

 

I fucking told you!

 

Top shelf. The american ‘mustard’ shitcunt.

 

 

Surely everyone on earth keeps the milk on the fridge door?

[Dave D]

In the spirit of being a cunt, here’s what I’m eating right now

 

 

 

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Now, is that a real Ale type drink or a Hipster Frappacino coffee?

[stringvest]

That was a pint of real ale Dave. Bloody good it was as well.

[Beno]

In The Asda this morning, peckish so had one of their brekkies.

Not the best you'll get but certainly not the worst. Worth a fiver when you cant be arsed cooking yourself.

Beans optional.

[PestiRed]

In The Asda this morning, peckish so had one of their brekkies.

Not the best you'll get but certainly not the worst. Worth a fiver when you cant be arsed cooking yourself.

Beans optional.

Beans are never an option

[aRdja]

Scoping out a venue in Peckham Rye in a couple of hours. Already starving.. so I checked the menu.. and their beans are ‘house-made’.. so I’m gonna give them another shot

[aRdja]

I came to work last week for three days. There were only a few of us on the floor, so we decided to give ourselves a treat and went to a nice place to have brunch.

 

Venue is called Millie’s Lounge at The Ned. The Ned is a hotel housed in what used to be a Bank, so the venue is spectacular.. with a ridiculously high ceiling. Millie’s lounge is one of a few restaurants they have inside the lobby area, and they specialise in British food. On the menu, for the English Breakfast, they offer Half at £10 or Full at eye-watering £15. I asked the waitress what the differentiates one to the other, she told me that with Full you got two eggs, two sausages and two servings of bacon. With you guys in mind, knowing the barrage of abuse I would receive from uploading a photo of a plate with one egg, one sausage, and one slice of bacon, I ordered the Full English.

 

This is it...

 

 

I have the say it was a very good meal. The sausages had very high meat content, bacon was crispy, but the black pudding... boy oh boy... it was the best I’ve ever tasted.

I really enjoyed that plate, but probably would not go again unless it’s a special occasion, due to the unreasonably high price point.

[Mook]

£15 for that is a complete & utter pisstake.

 

I've had better looking fry ups for under a fiver recently.

[General Dryness]

15 quid. Fucking hell.

[Tony Moanero]

Vastly overpriced for what it is, though the sausages and bacon do look to be of good quality. I'd want an extra sausage, rasher of bacon and more mushrooms. The eggs and tomatoes should have been cooked for longer. 5/10

[KMD7]

Looks nice but way too pricey. And no toast?

[Elite]

Was your waitress wearing a mask and have a bag with 'SWAG' wrote on it?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

No way would I be paying 15 notes for that, not exactly testing the cooks skills. It's just a fry up presented to cheat your eyes. 

[Elite]

It wouldn't be the breakfast thread without criticising Ardja's every post would it?

[aRdja]

Looks nice but way too pricey. And no toast?

Yeah two slices on the side.

[Elite]

Yeah two slices on the side.

How generous of them.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I can only assume those paying 10 notes for half of that are worthy of going into the cunts thread. 

[lifetime fan]

I came to work last week for three days. There were only a few of us on the floor, so we decided to give ourselves a treat and went to a nice place to have brunch.

 

Venue is called Millie’s Lounge at The Ned. The Ned is a hotel housed in what used to be a Bank, so the venue is spectacular.. with a ridiculously high ceiling. Millie’s lounge is one of a few restaurants they have inside the lobby area, and they specialise in British food. On the menu, for the English Breakfast, they offer Half at £10 or Full at eye-watering £15. I asked the waitress what the differentiates one to the other, she told me that with Full you got two eggs, two sausages and two servings of bacon. With you guys in mind, knowing the barrage of abuse I would receive from uploading a photo of a plate with one egg, one sausage, and one slice of bacon, I ordered the Full English.

 

This is it...

 

 

I have the say it was a very good meal. The sausages had very high meat content, bacon was crispy, but the black pudding... boy oh boy... it was the best I’ve ever tasted.

I really enjoyed that plate, but probably would not go again unless it’s a special occasion, due to the unreasonably high price point.

 

Could you swap items?

 

Because looking at that I’d eat;

 

2 x sausage

2 x bacon

1 x black pudding

Tomato and beans for £15!

[Lee909]

I can only assume those paying 10 notes for half of that are worthy of going into the cunts thread. 

Right next to those paying £15 for the whole lot

[aRdja]

Right next to those paying £15 for the whole lot

Uncalled for.

[Lee909]

Im sure you were purely doing it for research purposes

[mattyq]

Fucking Hell, it looks nice but £!5....

Was reviewed by the lovely Marina O Loughlin in the Guardian earlier in the year 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/21/the-ned-london-ec2-restaurant-review-marina-oloughlin

[aRdja]

Fucking Hell, it looks nice but £!5....

Was reviewed by the lovely Marina O Loughlin in the Guardian earlier in the year

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/21/the-ned-london-ec2-restaurant-review-marina-oloughlin

Scathing...

[Chip Butty]

Fucking Hell, it looks nice but £!5....

Was reviewed by the lovely Marina O Loughlin in the Guardian earlier in the year 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/21/the-ned-london-ec2-restaurant-review-marina-oloughlin

 

I like the "you'd have to be stupid and retarded to pay the £15 for the breakfast" line

[cloggypop]

15 quid 2 sausages