What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pureblood]

The frambled egg bursts onto the Soho scene. 

[aRdja]

16 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Looks poor, especially at that price. Plus beans in a fucking separate bowl now. 

I had to order extra for beans and black pudding which I erred a bit.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, viRdjil said:

I had to order extra for beans and black pudding which I erred a bit.

 

Looks like they charged you 1.50 for half a tin of 6p Asda specials that they've heated and tipped into a bowl mate. 

[cloggypop]

At least the outrageous price is distracting everyone from the fact it came with ROAST FUCKING POTATOES! 

[El Rojo]

Convinced @viRdjil‘s breakfast choices are a thinly-veiled cry for help at this stage. 

 

We need Big Harry Maguire to stage an intervention. 

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

At least the outrageous price is distracting everyone from the fact it came with ROAST FUCKING POTATOES! 

Roast potatoes? Is that what they are?

Make Aunt Bessie’s abominations seem appealing, those bastards.

[Pureblood]

How much are the monthly repayments? 

[Stouffer]

Roast tomato; getthefuckouttahere.

[Stouffer]

Also where's the toast?

 

 

[cloggypop]

14 and a half quid. 

 

1 sausage. 

[Barrington Womble]

For those of you down the south end....

 

https://www-liverpoolecho-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/giant-fry-up-breakfast-box-16538661.amp?amp_js_v=a2&amp_gsa=1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From %1%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.liverpoolecho.co.uk%2Fwhats-on%2Ffood-drink-news%2Fgiant-fry-up-breakfast-box-16538661

[Mook]

16 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Herein lies the problem -- the kid fiddlers have made everyone think beans are baked out of a can.

 

They are not -- hummus, black beans and rice, chili, re-fried, falafel -- all are proper use (and type) of beans and piss on baked from a very high place.

 

Come back to us when America has worked out how not to completely ruin bacon.

 

Baked beans are sound.

[Lee909]

Just had two egg, bacon and mushroom rolls and the steak I didn't eat. With some bourbon. 

 

Start the day as you mean to go on. 

 

 

Though I've been awake since 1

[General Dryness]

13 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Convinced @viRdjil‘s breakfast choices are a thinly-veiled cry for help at this stage. 

 

We need Big Harry Maguire to stage an intervention. 

Cry for help? He's taking the piss out of us. Going in the worst greasy spoon he can find and ordering the 1.50 smackhead special and telling us it cost 300 quid.

[Lee909]

14 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Venue: Balans Soho Society, Soho

Price: £11 + £2 + £1.50 = £14.50

1 x Cumberland Sausage

3 x Bacon

2 x Eggs (over easy)

1 X Roast tomato

2 X Shrooms

Roast spuds

3 x Thin slices of black pudding (+£2)

Beans (+£1.50)

1 x toast

 

Verdict: Real good, real tasty plate. Definitely not the best value for money, but I enjoyed it.

 

 

 

Did the bread even see the grill

[KMD7]

15 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Venue: Balans Soho Society, Soho

Price: £11 + £2 + £1.50 = £14.50

1 x Cumberland Sausage

3 x Bacon

2 x Eggs (over easy)

1 X Roast tomato

2 X Shrooms

Roast spuds

3 x Thin slices of black pudding (+£2)

Beans (+£1.50)

1 x toast

 

Verdict: Real good, real tasty plate. Definitely not the best value for money, but I enjoyed it.

 

You should have gone in and frisbee'd the egg off the cook's head after getting served that.

 

 

[aRdja]

Just now, KMD7 said:

You should have gone in and frisbee'd the egg off the cook's head after getting served that.

 

 

Eggs were done to my request. I don’t like sunny side up. 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Eggs were done to my request. I don’t like sunny side up. 

Did you smoke the egg or eat it? 

[Pureblood]

55 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Eggs were done to my request. I don’t like sunny side up. 

You've changed, man.

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

Come back to us when America has worked out how not to completely ruin bacon.

 

Baked beans are sound.

America gave you baked beans - they are ok

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Many would also agree that bacon originated in China. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Never knew I could blame America for baked beans. I think I'll rank it somewhere between Miley Cyrus and the Trail of Tears in terms of atrocities.

[aRdja]

4 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Never knew I could blame America for baked beans. I think I'll rank it somewhere between Miley Cyrus and the Trail of Tears in terms of atrocities.

 

Congrats @Babb'sBurstNad! You gained yourself a larger audience with that one.

 

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/rawk-goes-into-meltdown-20-18-19-edition.439296/page-84#post-24368131

 

 

[Bjornebye]

you all need locking up 

[cloggypop]

24 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

 

Congrats @Babb'sBurstNad! You gained yourself a larger audience with that one.

 

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/rawk-goes-into-meltdown-20-18-19-edition.439296/page-84#post-24368131

 

 

Manc sites must be really shit if they are trawling breakfast threads on here. 

 

The sister fingering blert is that thick he thinks he's on RAWK.