What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

Suddenly Willards looks nice.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

My 2nd post in a couple of days. I was running my daughter round this morning and needed to wait till aintree retail park was open before going home, so thought I'd find a new fry up. So I ended up in Bernie's Too in Maghull. It was great value and really tasty. The breakfast below was £6.50 including toast and bottomless tea/coffee. They threw on an extra sausage because I didn't want fungus and tomatoes (the tomatoes were tinned, I can be doing with them on a fry up). The 2 slices of Ulster was extra. The only complaints really were the broken yoke and the toast could have been toasted, but that seems a complaint everywhere at the moment. 7.5/10. 

 

 

 

Repped for the sneaky crotch shot.

 

You knew what you were doing.

[Harry's Lad]

On 19/03/2024 at 09:59, Bjornebye said:

Fit 

Aye.

 

For the bin.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

My 2nd post in a couple of days. I was running my daughter round this morning and needed to wait till aintree retail park was open before going home, so thought I'd find a new fry up. So I ended up in Bernie's Too in Maghull. It was great value and really tasty. The breakfast below was £6.50 including toast and bottomless tea/coffee. They threw on an extra sausage because I didn't want fungus and tomatoes (the tomatoes were tinned, I can be doing with them on a fry up). The 2 slices of Ulster was extra. The only complaints really were the broken yoke and the toast could have been toasted, but that seems a complaint everywhere at the moment. 7.5/10. 

 

 

Weekend at Bernie’s3 where even dead Bernie wouldn’t fucking eat that 

[Tony Moanero]

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Those kecks look a bit tight, mate. What trabs were you wearing?

[Captain Willard]

8 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

My 2nd post in a couple of days. I was running my daughter round this morning and needed to wait till aintree retail park was open before going home, so thought I'd find a new fry up. So I ended up in Bernie's Too in Maghull. It was great value and really tasty. The breakfast below was £6.50 including toast and bottomless tea/coffee. They threw on an extra sausage because I didn't want fungus and tomatoes (the tomatoes were tinned, I can be doing with them on a fry up). The 2 slices of Ulster was extra. The only complaints really were the broken yoke and the toast could have been toasted, but that seems a complaint everywhere at the moment. 7.5/10. 

 

 

Oh my. Those sausages. 

[Barrington Womble]

5 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Those kecks look a bit tight, mate. What trabs were you wearing?

Stan smiths. These ones. 

 

https://www.goat.com/en-gb/sneakers/stan-smith-cordura-black-gum-gz2592?utm_source=google_ads&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=19284805432&utm_content=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwnv-vBhBdEiwABCYQA5OuPsdiLkb1jLOvfKW9hncuB7d_1uxICc82Fw4GpEX9GpPZuGZXTRoCyhUQAvD_BwE

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Stan smiths. These ones. 

 

https://www.goat.com/en-gb/sneakers/stan-smith-cordura-black-gum-gz2592?utm_source=google_ads&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=19284805432&utm_content=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwnv-vBhBdEiwABCYQA5OuPsdiLkb1jLOvfKW9hncuB7d_1uxICc82Fw4GpEX9GpPZuGZXTRoCyhUQAvD_BwE

Nice.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

Idea for new thread: post your breakfast and shoes 

[Bob]

On 23/03/2024 at 11:51, Fugitive said:

 

 

That's surely the very best you've ever had.

 

Needs beans.

[Bob]

On 23/03/2024 at 14:12, Captain Willard said:

Today’s breakfast. No beans. 

Looks good.

 

Needs beans.

[DalyanPete]

On 24/03/2024 at 13:20, Barrington Womble said:

My 2nd post in a couple of days. I was running my daughter round this morning and needed to wait till aintree retail park was open before going home, so thought I'd find a new fry up. So I ended up in Bernie's Too in Maghull. It was great value and really tasty. The breakfast below was £6.50 including toast and bottomless tea/coffee. They threw on an extra sausage because I didn't want fungus and tomatoes (the tomatoes were tinned, I can be doing with them on a fry up). The 2 slices of Ulster was extra. The only complaints really were the broken yoke and the toast could have been toasted, but that seems a complaint everywhere at the moment. 7.5/10. 

 

 

If only chef had spent less time burning the sausages he could have toasted the bread.

[lifetime fan]

On 24/03/2024 at 10:41, YorkshireRed said:

Why are you balancing this breakfast on your chin?

He’s showing off his massive cock. 

[TheHowieLama]

"Burning your sausages"

Shirley a euphemism

Something needs toasting

[Fugitive]

4 hours ago, Bob said:

That's surely the very best you've ever had.

 

Needs beans.

I think the word you were looking for was ‘binning’, the filthy cunt.

[Jairzinho]

On 23/03/2024 at 11:51, Fugitive said:

 

 

[Spy Bee]

This was every fucking bit as bad as it looks!

[Fugitive]

15 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

This was every fucking bit as bad as it looks!

That bacon should be up in The Hague.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 04/02/2024 at 11:46, Bob said:

Stayed in best western Forest Hills in Frodsham after the match Wednesday night, so had a brekkie Thursday morning before work, with a view over the Mersey for company.

 

Was standard buffet fayre, overcooked eggs and not very good black pudding and the beans might as well’ve been sitting in water.

 

good sausages and bacon though.

 

 

 

If you took that breakfast the Doctors it would immediately be prescribed Sertraline.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Just caught up on about 20 pages, excellent work lads, some good submissions some fucking stinkers.

 

 

Honorable mention to Lurtzy for cooking an egg, and Stig for eating his Keto stuff off a dish in the Louvre.

[Anubis]

I made the mistake of having a Subway breakwich yesterday. Not an experience I intend to repeat.

[Spy Bee]

54 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I made the mistake of having a Subway breakwich yesterday. Not an experience I intend to repeat.

It's like a tapestry of plastics. Fucking horrendous!

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

This was every fucking bit as bad as it looks!

That’s just thoroughly depressing. The lads who shot that concert up in Russia will be getting fed better than that. Did you marinade the bacon in gravy or something? 

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Fugitive said:

That bacon should be up in The Hague.

Where’s the fucking bacon? 

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

That’s just thoroughly depressing. The lads who shot that concert up in Russia will be getting fed better than that. Did you marinade the bacon in gravy or something? 

Pretty sure that is the ear that got hacked off one of them.