Did anyone else used to think as a kid that the fanny hole was....

[Elite]

......where the pubes are? horizontal.

[Elite]

Must just have been me.

[ReddOrDedd]

......where the pubes are? horizontal.

 

It isn't?

[Acid]

We were doing sex education about 4 years ago, and one lad at the back (not me) put his hand up, and asked 'If a woman is pregnant, how does she wee? Like, how does the wee get out?'

 

That is all.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I used to think you stuck your dick in a girls belly button

[paddyberger15]

I used to think you stuck your dick in a girls belly button

 

And when he says "I used to think" he means as recently as March 2009.

[Trumo]

......where the pubes are? horizontal.

 

Did you also think it could speak?

 

 

(I didn't, by the way, before you ask.)

[ReddOrDedd]

We were doing sex education about 4 years ago, and one lad at the back (not me) put his hand up, and asked 'If a woman is pregnant, how does she wee? Like, how does the wee get out?'

 

That is all.

 

 

 

Wow.

 

I am always amazed by the way a wee comes out even though I have a brown torpedo loaded in the bombay.

[Scott_M]

......where the pubes are? horizontal.

 

Yes and that led me to wonder why my dick stuck up instead of out.

 

Can't believe I've confessed to that.

[navbasi]

I used to think that if you kissed a girl on the lips then she would get pregnant, but if you kissed her on the cheek that was ok...

 

I remember the first time we got sex education at school, me and a couple of my mates sitting in the back giggling away and were told to leave the room if we couldn't take it seriously... for fuck sake, we must only have been around 10 at the time...

[Herp McDerp]

Up till I was 9 I thought women had 3 holes, one to piss, one to crap and one from which babies appeared.

[Elmyn Noos]

Up till I was 9 I thought women had 3 holes, one to piss, one to crap and one from which babies appeared.

 

*coughs*

[Elite]

Yes and that led me to wonder why my dick stuck up instead of out.

 

Can't believe I've confessed to that.

 

No shame in that mate, I pondered the same question!

[Remmie]

Can anyone else piss with a boner?

 

I can. I do not however, wish to prove it.

[Elite]

Can anyone else piss with a boner?

 

I can. I do not however, wish to prove it.

 

It's really tough (See what I did there) when you have middle of the night wood and go for a piss, aiming goes out the window. Literally.

[Steve Holt]

There was a lad in my class at school who, during the sex education class (the only one we got at primary school) asked the nurse (cos the school nurse took the class) "What about arse pounding?"

 

I kid you not. He was 11 years old. The woman's face hit the floor.

[Scott_M]

Can anyone else piss with a boner?

 

I can. I do not however, wish to prove it.

 

Yes but it's a struggle.

 

I usually find having a sit down wee-wee is the best approach

[Trumo]

There was a lad in my class at school who, during the sex education class (the only one we got at primary school) asked the nurse (cos the school nurse took the class) "What about arse pounding?"

 

I kid you not. He was 11 years old. The woman's face hit the floor.

 

Was that before or after the 11 year old arse-pounded her? You know how it is these days. Less time spent on theory and more on the practical side.

[Mel Wood]

Can anyone else piss with a boner?

 

I can. I do not however, wish to prove it.

 

I find, when that's the case, it's easier to aim if you do a handstand.

[Mel Wood]

This was asked on Google answers recently.

 

"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant"

 

Are unborn babies natural vampires?

[Trumo]

This was asked on Google answers recently.

 

 

 

 

 

Today, on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Edited July 2, 2009 by kopaloadofthis
Double post bastard fuck-up killed the point!

[Trumo]

Jeremy Kyle's people are on the phone as we speak.

[Steve Holt]

Was that before or after the 11 year old arse-pounded her? You know how it is these days. Less time spent on theory and more on the practical side.

 

Even now I wouldn't. She was really old. You could tell she was from another time. When he said that to her we all burst out laughing and she was mortified and angry :D Right up there with the time we were all lined up to go back in after "playtime" and one of the lads spots the nurse on the steps about 50 feet away. He gets the ball and says "I'm gonna hit her in the face." He fucking did as well. Burst her nose :D

[Stouffer]

Can anyone else piss with a boner?

 

I can. I do not however, wish to prove it.

 

Saves time between riding the skin bus to Tuna Town and falling asleep.

[Paulie Dangerously]

And when he says "I used to think" he means as recently as March 2009.

 

Yeah someone put me in the know. I now know why I haven't got past the "one night stand" stage for the past 26 years