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No matter how bad it is though, I'll never watch it so it bothers me not one jot.

 

Unlike Speed 2, "The Boat That wouldn't Slow Down" which made me want to gouge my eyes out with hot spoons, is comfortably the worst film I've ever seen and for which I still owe Jan de Bont a violent death.

 

The cast escape for various reasons (Defoe on past form, Sandra Bullock because she's Sandra Bullock, Temuera Morrison because like it or not, he's Jango fucking Fett and Jason Patric because he was in The Lost Boys) but any producer/director willing to serve up that kind of turgid slop has it coming.

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Oh man thats ridiculous. Especially as that idiot as the main character. I honestly think reincarnating the 'Im from london but I talk like a spasticated geordie' guy would have been better.

 

 

I think burning the original print, sets, cast and production crew would have been better.

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YouTube - Trailer of Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground

 

:wallbutt: will be the worst film ever.

 

I watched "Cass" on Sunday evening. Cracking film about the head of the West Ham "Inter City Firm".

 

Imagine being a black kid not only growing up in Britain during the 60's/70's, but having been adopted by a white middle-aged couple as a baby.

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My general distress levels are compounded by the fact I can't get sound when I watch YouTube from work, so all I got was someone who looks like Liebgott from Band of Brothers, Mexican gangbangers but British prison uniforms. What the fuck?

 

Deanna Troi is in it though apparently, however, she is called 'Mavis'.

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Having not seen Green Street, I'm in no rush to see this.

 

I was tempted to watch the first one last week when it was on CH4 or Film4, but the first five minutes put pay to that. Just looked shit, even worse than Football Factory.

 

I still refuse to watch The Football Factory. I love the book and know that the film will get me unreasonably angry. Best avoided.

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