Annoying Americanisms

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Chris said:

No-one. It’s preposterous That’s my point. In relation to them saying legos as plural instead of lego. 

 

[Remmie]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Probably posted it before but the notion of having to provide a timeframe for things that don't require one.

 

"I am so angry - right now." Well if you're telling me you're angry, not that you were angry, I'd already assume it was right now.

 

"Are you having any cakes with your coffee - today?" The fact that I'm here, now, in the quantum reality sense of the word - implies your question is meant for 'right now'.  

 

 

It's always right here, right now with the Yanks, it's as if Fat boy slim himself was from Assfuck, Illinois. 

 

- I got this diaper right here. 

- But do you got it, like right now, bro? 

- My bad, let me get it, real quick. 

- Make sure you get a to go diaper. 

- Whatever. 

 

The today thing is just another meaningless fluff line added to a sentence, much like 'at this time' as in 'Dude, you appear to have aids, at this time'. 

[Section_31]

So when someone says "I feel so hungry." Do they mean "I feel so hungry...right now? Or do they feel so hungry a YEAR from now?"

[Remmie]

Referring to a bunch of anything but flowers. I just saw a YouTube clip where the guy said "a bunch of air". 

 

Fucking cunt ruined my day. 

[TheHowieLama]

45 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Referring to a bunch of anything but flowers. I just saw a YouTube clip where the guy said "a bunch of air". 

 

Fucking cunt ruined my day. 

 

That's bananas.

[Jairzinho]

36 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

That's bananas.

 

I'd have given him a bunch of fives.

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Referring to a bunch of anything but flowers. I just saw a YouTube clip where the guy said "a bunch of air". 

 

Fucking cunt ruined my day. 

 

 

On 23/08/2019 at 15:47, Remmie said:

You're all a bunch of shithouses.

On 07/07/2018 at 13:41, Remmie said:

Sweden are just a bunch of flat-pack bullies

On 23/09/2014 at 03:50, Remmie said:

Ended up in some bar with a bunch of French dudes

On 28/01/2019 at 01:49, Remmie said:

I'm at a wrestling screening as I like the Royal rumble, it lends itself well to drinking games. But wow what a bunch of virgins

On 29/10/2007 at 15:44, Remmie said:

Mental film about a bunch of Killer Sheep set in New Zealand.

On 05/02/2009 at 01:05, Remmie said:

At 34p for a mini bunch I say au contraire

 

 

It's just possible that Remmie is talking a bunch of arse.

[Remmie]

6 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

 

 

 

It's just possible that Remmie is talking a bunch of arse.

Fuck off stronts. 

[littletedwest]

I know it's in here already but math. No it's fucking maths.

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I presume some of you have kids that watch YouTube? Fucking hell. I’ve told my daughter multiple times to stop saying “bruh” and “brah”

 

”First things first, I’m your dad, pack it in. And secondly you’re a ten year old girl from Suffolk. That’s not how you talk. Enough”

 

And the stuff that they watch… What a load of shite. When I was 10 I was playing GTA on the PS1. Robbing cars, shooting guns, killing people. Proper hearty kids entertainment. Now they’re watching other kids play Roblox or messing around with slime. 

[VladimirIlyich]

29 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I presume some of you have kids that watch YouTube? Fucking hell. I’ve told my daughter multiple times to stop saying “bruh” and “brah”

 

”First things first, I’m your dad, pack it in. And secondly you’re a ten year old girl from Suffolk. That’s not how you talk. Enough”

 

And the stuff that they watch… What a load of shite. When I was 10 I was playing GTA on the PS1. Robbing cars, shooting guns, killing people. Proper hearty kids entertainment. Now they’re watching other kids play Roblox or messing around with slime. 

The only slime I was messing around with was...nah let's leave it there!

[Remmie]

29 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I presume some of you have kids that watch YouTube? Fucking hell. I’ve told my daughter multiple times to stop saying “bruh” and “brah”

 

”First things first, I’m your dad, pack it in. And secondly you’re a ten year old girl from Suffolk. That’s not how you talk. Enough”

 

And the stuff that they watch… What a load of shite. When I was 10 I was playing GTA on the PS1. Robbing cars, shooting guns, killing people. Proper hearty kids entertainment. Now they’re watching other kids play Roblox or messing around with slime. 

The ones my kids watch seem to be non stop screaming with fake excitement

[Curly]

I’ve fully integrated “guys” into my vocabulary at work now. 
 

Plus I’ve caught myself saying “can I get” which I addressed very quickly and went back to “have”

[VladimirIlyich]

20 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The ones my kids watch seem to be non stop screaming with fake excitement

My 3 year old Grandaughter watches those vids of other kids playing with toys or going on obviously sponsored holidays to theme parks and so on. It's obviously a psychological ploy.

[Tony Moanero]

25 minutes ago, Curly said:

I’ve fully integrated “guys” into my vocabulary at work now. 
 

Negged. I absolutely hate it.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Guys neg. I absolutely hate it.

Can't argue with that reasoning.

[Curly]

13 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged. I absolutely hate it.

Totally justified and expected mate. No arguments here

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

The ones my kids watch seem to be non stop screaming with fake excitement

ISN’T THIS AWESOME!

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

ISN’T THIS AWESOME!

And back we go to everyday events being described as 'Awesome' or 'Super' with something attached to the word 'Super' to indicate something mundane is even more 'super' than expected. 

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, littletedwest said:

I know it's in here already but math. No it's fucking maths.

 

 

 

 

Yea, just like it is Legos.

[VladimirIlyich]

'Off of.' Doesn't it indicate that by just using 'Off' you are leaving that environment? The 'of' is superfluous.

[Harry Squatter]

When American film clips or even podcasts pop up on my Facebook feed the stupid twats blur out people drinking alcohol and put an asterisk or dub out words like porn or even mild swear words. Americans don't like people drinking a can of beer in the street and don't like swear words but will carry guns round everywhere. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Harry Squatter said:

When American film clips or even podcasts pop up on my Facebook feed the stupid twats blur out people drinking alcohol and put an asterisk or dub out words like porn or even mild swear words. Americans don't like people drinking a can of beer in the street and don't like swear words but will carry guns round everywhere. 

 

Hahaha I know yeah it's frowned upon to walk down the road with a bottle of beer but if you've got a AR-15 over your shoulder no cunt will bat an eyelid. 

[Harry Squatter]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Hahaha I know yeah it's frowned upon to walk down the road with a bottle of beer but if you've got a AR-15 over your shoulder no cunt will bat an eyelid. 

"Hiya love, just off to Costco to buy some stuff, have you seen my high powered assault rifle that I took to the gunsmith last week so it can fire more rounds per second?, i just want to walk round in a threatening manner so no one pushes in front of me at the till"

 

"It's in the kitchen, oh by the way if you buy any Miller Lite keep it in a brown paper bag incase the police arrest you"

[Trumo]

10 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I presume some of you have kids that watch YouTube? Fucking hell. I’ve told my daughter multiple times to stop saying “bruh” and “brah”

 

”First things first, I’m your dad, pack it in. And secondly you’re a ten year old girl from Suffolk. That’s not how you talk. Enough”

 

To be fair, she's from Suffolk, where 'bruh' and 'dad' might be one and the same*.

 

 

 

*Not saying that's the case here!