The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[stringvest]

That's part of the appeal.

 

I'm fucked aren't i.

 

yep.

[stringvest]

Sounds like the imassager or whatever it's called. It's a little clit clip type thing that you can download an app for, you're then apparently able to control the sex toy in say, Bristol, from say Dubai.

 

Well that's what I heard.

 

What's the latency like?

 

Champ's obviously busy on the Firebox website.

[lifetime fan]

What's the latency like?

 

Champ's obviously busy on the Firebox website.

Less than the delay on Skype.

 

So I've heard...

[Champ]

What's the latency like?

 

Champ's obviously busy on the Firebox website.

 

Bit harsh, Ben advertising 'freak masks'.  He looked very presentable when I saw him

[Paulie Dangerously]

kids driving you fucking doolally

Using the word "doolally"

[Dr Nowt]

 

Bit harsh, Ben advertising 'freak masks'.  He looked very presentable when I saw him

 

 

 

That's not a mask.

[RJ Fan club]

Wanting kids.

They rule.

 

Here's our Paddy scheming away in his sleep, five weeks old now.

 

 

 

It's fucking hard work mind. But worth it

[Tom araya]

Cracking photo....

[lifetime fan]

He's awesome mate, we'd like 4 but as you say hard work. And bloody expensive.

[Champ]

He's awesome mate, we'd like 4 but as you say hard work. And bloody expensive.

You have no idea.

 

I can't decide if this is a good or a bad thing but with you talking about being an old dad I realised I'd had both of mine by the time I was the age you are now. By the time yours are adults you'll be practicially pensionable. Hmmm. It's a bad thing, isn't it

[lifetime fan]

You have no idea.

 

I can't decide if this is a good or a bad thing but with you talking about being an old dad I realised I'd had both of mine by the time I was the age you are now. By the time yours are adults you'll be practicially pensionable. Hmmm. It's a bad thing, isn't it

 

The wish is for 4, but if we have one of each straight away we'd stop at 2.

 

I'd then have the second by the time I'm 40 and Tegan would be 35.

[RJ Fan club]

The wish is for 4, but if we have one of each straight away we'd stop at 2.

 

I'd then have the second by the time I'm 40 and Tegan would be 35.

Mate, there are so many variables that you're blessed/lucky to have one (depending on your POV) and very lucky to have the number you want.

 

If you want four, I'd get cracking now!

[stringvest]

Col, she can't get pregnant if you put it up there mate. 

[Champ]

Mate, there are so many variables that you're blessed/lucky to have one (depending on your POV) and very lucky to have the number you want.

 

If you want four, I'd get cracking now!

 

RJ knows.

 

I reckon it was the first time in my life when I realised that things dont always work out just when you want them

[General Dryness]

We decided to stop at one for a couple of reasons. Mrs D didn't have a great time with the first pregnancy, plus we're both past 40 now. Also cost etc.

 

The other day though, General Junior came up to us and said "Mummy and Daddy, please can I have a sister so I have someone to play with at home?". Tearjerking stuff.

 

Good thrashing with the buckle end of my belt soon fixed his yap though. Therapeutic for me too, so a win-win there.

[lifetime fan]

Col, she can't get pregnant if you put it up there mate.

She can't get pregnant out here yet anyway (stoned to death) so I can carry on putting it up there for a while yet.

[lifetime fan]

Mate, there are so many variables that you're blessed/lucky to have one (depending on your POV) and very lucky to have the number you want.

 

If you want four, I'd get cracking now!

Of course. 4 would be an ideal but one would be a dream.

 

She may even have problems conceiving etc.

[Jose Jones]

Paddy is brewing a mighty fine poo there for sure.

[lifetime fan]

And enjoying every second of it.

[VladimirIlyich]

He's awesome mate, we'd like 4 but as you say hard work. And bloody expensive.

We said that but got to our third,our daughter and my missus called time. Having an 11lb 5 first child put her off a bit.

[lifetime fan]

We said that but got to our third,our daughter and my missus called time. Having an 11lb 5 first child put her off a bit.

I can see why.

[General Dryness]

She can't get pregnant out here yet anyway (stoned to death) so I can carry on putting it up there for a while yet.

 

The pair of you want to go easy on the ganja if you its stopping you from shagging.

[lifetime fan]

I'm selfless when it comes to her getting it every single time she wants it.

 

Just the kinda guy I am.

[Champ]

Of course. 4 would be an ideal but one would be a dream.

She may even have problems conceiving etc.

It may not be about her!!!!!!

[PestiRed]

I'm sure Lifey has super swimmers.