My dishwasher smells of spunk

[stringvest]

Each to their own Vlad.

[VladimirIlyich]

Each to their own Vlad.

Of course.

Winky smiley thing.

[stevebaby]

Ski as some cunt?

 

She might be a blue but fucking hell you havent half shown you haven't been around these parts for that long with that statement...

This can't end well.

For Bjornbye.

[Fowlers God]

I think the Cunt was a general term instead of a direct attack.

[stevebaby]

I think the Cunt was a general term instead of a direct attack.

Yeah, still, if Ski was still around the claws would have been out.

Who would win in a fight between Ski and a monkey with a knife?

[Fowlers God]

Yeah, still, if Ski was still around the claws would have been out.

Who would win in a fight between Ski and a monkey with a knife?

The answer is Ski.

 

Then you'd have the gamg as back up. Aveez and Melons waiting to pounce in the dark.

[stevebaby]

The answer is Ski.

 

Then you'd have the gamg as back up. Aveez and Melons waiting to pounce in the dark.

I just felt a cold shiver of fear run up my spine.

The carnage.

[PestiRed]

Yeah, still, if Ski was still around the claws would have been out.

Who would win in a fight between Ski and a monkey with a knife?

 

Are you calling SKI a bear?

[Bjornebye]

I can honestly say that i didnt have a clue who the cunt was, it was a throwaway remark in an otherwise non-important post. Ski however, if its true that she is female, and a blue, can suck my fucking cock. With both of her heads.

 

 

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[Captain]

RiS, you never should have put that penis beaker in the dishwasher.

[Champ]

I can honestly say that i didnt have a clue who the cunt was, it was a throwaway remark in an otherwise non-important post. Ski however, if its true that she is female, and a blue, can suck my fucking cock. With both of her heads.

 

 

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Stig, you know the phrase, when you find yourself in a hole, stop digging....

Ski is forum royalty

[Jose Jones]

Stig, you know the phrase, when you find yourself in a hole, stop digging....

Ski is forum royalty

 

I think the Dangerously/Princess family has now usurped the Knows It family from the GF throne.

Knows It's are like King Harold, Dangerously/Princess the Norman conquerors.

[General Dryness]

Stig, you know the phrase, when you find yourself in a hole, stop digging....

Ski is forum royalty

 

Yeah, she's one of those members from when this forum was good. I miss them. Gelatine, Danny Hatmaker, TheJizzbag, Bungalow Bill Wigwam, YouKnow Cheyrou, KallTheKops, Bob Paisleys Wheelbarrow. Massive legends all of them. Razor sharp observational wit and an almost encyclopaedic knowledge of history and tactics. Insightful, if you will.

 

Its shit now, mind.

[stevebaby]

Are you calling SKI a bear?

Certainly not! I value my testicles too much.

 

 

 

 

 

 

But if I did, I would say that a bear has smaller claws, less ferocity and more body hair.

[Stu Monty]

Ah, Paisley's Wheelbarrow, what a card that guy was.

[stringvest]

he's another one that got pushed out

[Spy Bee]

I just walked past the dishwasher in work and got a very distinct whiff of spunk!

[Jairzinho]

I just walked past the dishwasher in work and got a very distinct whiff of spunk!

 

Come again?

[rubble-rouser]

I miss Fagan's Rusty Buttplug

 

And my cock smells of dishwasher tabs

[rEddie]

Fuck me, the title of this thread made me laugh and projectile spit my wine across the room. The GF. It keeps on giving. Incidentally, do dishwashers spit or swallow?

[RedinSweden]

I just walked past the dishwasher in work and got a very distinct whiff of spunk!

Don't blame me. I am now two dishwashers on from that one and neither have had a spunky smell.

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Don't blame me. I am now two dishwashers on from that one and neither have had a spunky smell.

How did you decide what spunk smells like in the first place?

[RedinSweden]

My shower smells of egg now.

[Champ]

My shower smells of egg now.

Never mind that, where's the note from your Mum?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

My spunk smells like a dishwasher.