rEddie

Holy Fuck. Good to be back from the wilderness.

3 times divorced.First wife met at 14. Divorced at 31. 2nd wife fucked off with a bloke after 6 months. 3rd wife a raging alcoholic.. Stayed for 12 years. Gave up. I dont know if that makes me the biggest cunt? Sounds like I have a good claim. I am the common denominator. While I am catching up. Mig is bollocks. Karius is worse. Reina? Shit for most of his time.

Fuck me, the title of this thread made me laugh and projectile spit my wine across the room. The GF. It keeps on giving. Incidentally, do dishwashers spit or swallow?

Wow. They're back on form. Class.

Congrats.

Any male Dutch person. Go on, I challenge you to find one that isn't. (Except Dirk). Fucking arrogant twats. (Except Dirk). I like Dirk, he looks like he's already been punched anyhow. Did I mention I like Dirk?

I put on a few pounds and my arrogant, ugly, bald and self-absorbed boss called me "fatty" in front of my colleagues. To which I responded, "6 weeks and I can get rid of that, your hair's never coming back though you bald twat".

the s*n thinking it can be delivered in these places? Fucking obscene. Metaphorically, it is the equivalent of a child molester showing up for a job interview at a creche. Crass, unwelcome, lacking any semblance of self awareness and totally sickening. Fuck off.

Best Bat-Suit to date. Why? Because I think so.

19 is coming home tomorrow. Mark my words.

Blame Gerrard? Fucking poppycock. The guy has been a revelation in his new role. We wouldn't be going into the last day with a chance of the title without his contribution. Oh, and though this holds me up to ridicule, we will win 19 tomorrow. Mark my words.

Best fucking season in 24 years. Proud of them. 2014/15? We go again. 19 is still coming on Sunday. Mark my words.

Nil Class Nisi Tossers.

Oooeeerr... knicky knacky knockers!

City will beat Villa. We will go two up against the bar codes and City will fill their kecks. West Ham will beat them as a result. Noble penalty. You read it here first.