bellamy

[robbief]

i know theres a thread about the shit in portugal but this deserves one of its own. apparently he's battered riise with a golf club and broken both his legs, anybody know if its true? if it is the horrible little twat shouldn't play for us again!

[George Costanza]

:D

[RedKnight]

Does it deserve it's own thread? I don't think it is does. Also do we know it to be fact? It's newspaper speculation so how about we wait until we chastise him.

[robbief]

Does it deserve it's own thread? I don't think it is does. Also do we know it to be fact? It's newspaper speculation so how about we wait until we chastise him.

 

or we could just read my post that says 'does anyone know if its true?'

[RedKnight]

or we could just read my post that says 'does anyone know if its true?'

 

Which was followed by "if it is the horrible little twat shouldn't play for us again". Which sounds like you've mind your mind up regardless of 'its' and 'buts'. It also didn't need a seperate thread on just Bellamy. It looks like you want to single him out.

[Dirk]

It's funny how the "broke both his legs" part has been added already. It'll be spun out of all proportion in a few days.

[The-Sir]

I heard he broke both his legs and both his arms, got naked and painted himself with red war paint and proceeded to dance an ancient Welsh sacrificial ritual around him.

[robbief]

Which was followed by "if it is the horrible little twat shouldn't play for us again". Which sounds like you've mind your mind up regardless of 'its' and 'buts'. It also didn't need a seperate thread on just Bellamy. It looks like you want to single him out.

 

maybe when i said 'if it is true the horrible little twat shouldn't play for us again', i meant 'if its true the horrible little twat shouldn't play for us again'

[Captain]

Shittest thread ever.

[robbief]

Shittest thread ever.

 

could be worse. could be another one about gerrard under performing.

[Rocky Sullivan]

Hi, I'm more of a forum lurker than a contributor but I work in a shop in Speke and Riise was in yesterday (Saturday) walking around perfectly normally on both legs. Not a limp in site. And the bird he had with him was fit too.

[robbief]

Hi, I'm more of a forum lurker than a contributor but I work in a shop in Speke and Riise was in yesterday (Saturday) walking around perfectly normally on both legs. Not a limp in site. And the bird he had with him was fit too.

 

good news then. i didn't even know they where back in the country yet!

[kop]

could be worse. could be another one about gerrard under performing.

 

Nope, this is worse.

[kop]

Hi, I'm more of a forum lurker than a contributor but I work in a shop in Speke and Riise was in yesterday (Saturday) walking around perfectly normally on both legs. Not a limp in site. And the bird he had with him was fit too.

 

He's a fast healer.

[Stu Monty]

Are you suggesting he's the ginger T1000 Knut.

 

Someone should blast him in the face with a pump action to dispell this rumour once and for all.

[kop]

Are you suggesting he's the ginger T1000 Knut.

 

Someone should blast him in the face with a pump action to dispell this rumour once and for all.

 

I thought you were?

[Spy Bee]

[Momo Is A Beast]

I heard he broke in to Riise's room, knocked Finnan out with a dildo then porceeded to sodomise Riise then he killed him, skinned him and made himself a new suit out of riise's skin.

 

anyone know if its true

[Dirk]

I heard he broke in to Riise's room, knocked Finnan out with a dildo then porceeded to sodomise Riise then he killed him, skinned him and made himself a new suit out of riise's skin.

 

anyone know if its true

 

I heard that too but I heard he was sent there on orders from Harry "The Hatchet" Kewell because Riise had been texting Kewell's missus.

[rondeco]

Hi, I'm more of a forum lurker than a contributor but I work in a shop in Speke and Riise was in yesterday (Saturday) walking around perfectly normally on both legs. Not a limp in site. And the bird he had with him was fit too.

 

Fucking hell! 3 years for your first post!! I'm gonna ask my grandson what was your second!

[BatChainPuller]

Are you suggesting he's the ginger T1000 Knut.

 

Someone should blast him in the face with a pump action to dispell this rumour once and for all.

 

He is a T800 - an earlier model with a fault in the positional gyro, poor top speed, and a hoofing feature developed for French customers.

[Liverpoolway]

Does it deserve it's own thread? I don't think it is does. Also do we know it to be fact? It's newspaper speculation so how about we wait until we chastise him.

 

It probably happened. Åge Hareide (manager for Norway) confirmed the story in the norwegian press, after having spoken with Riise.

 

I've never liked Hareide, and I like him even less now. He's obviously betrayed Riise's confidence by talking about this to the press....

[Slam Daniels]

By tomorrow, it'll be Bellamy + three Rottweilers vs Riise. And Bellamy shot Riise in the face.

[Toddler]

I heard he broke both his legs and both his arms, got naked and painted himself with red war paint and proceeded to dance an ancient Welsh sacrificial ritual around him.

 

That makes it a racially agggravated offence. He might have got away with it otherwise.

[stmichael]

Rumours going around now that Bellamy's been told to look for another club because his other one's bent and broken!!