Small pleasures?

[Dr Nowt]

Fleetwood Mac on in the car is magic like. Especially if there's nowt on the roads.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Custard tarts.

 

 

The nutmeg is intoxicating.

[General Dryness]

Custard tarts.

 

All time favourite. You might look like a supervillains henchman mate, but your taste is impeccable.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Vincent Vega]

Custard tarts.

 

 

The nutmeg is intoxicating.

Don't you mean egg custards Carvalho?

[VladimirIlyich]

Cherry and Coconut flapjacks. A mini meal and not too unhealthy either. Yummy.

[VladimirIlyich]

Cherry and Coconut flapjacks. A mini meal and not too unhealthy either. Yummy.

Just noticed the Egg Custards above too. Delicious.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Don't you mean egg custards Carvalho?

 

Indeed.

[Remmie]

Is 'egg custard' the new lolly ice?

[General Dryness]

Cherry and Coconut flapjacks. A mini meal and not too unhealthy either. Yummy.

 

I do like a good flapjack, jack.

 

Shop round here does a homemade cranberry and pistachio. It ish vairy shexshy on the tongue, yesh?

[lifetime fan]

New staff coming out and you get them to pick you up 5 litres of spirits at duty free.

[Stouffer]

New staff coming out and you get them to pick you up 5 litres of spirits at duty free.

Have you got your booze licence yet?

[lifetime fan]

Have you got your booze licence yet?

No. Just as my residency card came through the Dubai sponsor for the company fucked off for Ramadan so have to wait for him to come back.

 

I have been able to bullshit my way into getting a few bottles from African and Eastern by giving them my residency card and telling them my licience is being renewed though.

[Stouffer]

I had no problems in AD without a residency card or licence; Dubai must be a bit more stringent.

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

After any sporting activity and the showers....you wear contact lenses and all of a sudden the vision in one eye goes blurred. You think "oh eck....a lense has came out and washed away"..

 

Give it a few minutes and blink and voila....perfect vision restored lense was in the eye all along so problem solved!

[Mook]

I was advised I'm getting a pay rise today.

 

I'm going to enjoy it for a couple of days because from next Monday my job will be fucking shite (moving from working with a bloke to working with an unbelievably stupid and annoying woman).

[Carvalho Diablo]

Finished work, walked home, opened fridge, drank icy cold milk straight from the bottle, scoffed custard tart / egg custard, looked at naked birds on the internet.

[Champ]

Don't you mean egg custards Carvalho?

He just says 'custards', I say custard tarts

[Carvalho Diablo]

He just says 'custards', I say custard tarts

 

I say just scoff em.

[RJ Fan club]

Just scoffing an Easter egg I've been saving. Egg shaped chocolate is the best

[DJLJ]

Coming home and changing to dry socks after walking 12 hours in wet socks and shoes. Bliss.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Sneezing like a bastard.

[Champ]

Old fashioned ironmonger's shops. Bloody love em

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Fucking over your close mates ever so slightly, nothing sinister that they wont forget in an hour, fucking with their drink, their phone, whatever it is, just enough to annoy them sligtly, yeah you can't beat that.

[lifetime fan]

Day off work doing fuck all apart from watching the cricket.