Small pleasures?

[Total Longo]

Having random sexy lesbians follow me on twitter.

 

No idea how or why, but hey, I'm not complaining.

 

yeah, i had a "spate" of these as well recently. 

 

Loads of them in a short space of time and then it all dried up*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*As did the random Twitter followers.

[Champ]

Haha. That is just the same look my grandma used to give whenever anyone mentioned doing any kind of exercise

[lifetime fan]

That first pint after a day's physical labour.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just told my 2 year old daughter to stop talking and eat her tea and she said to me "Quit your jibba jabba, fool."

 

Daddy's little princess.

[rubble-rouser]

Just told my 2 year old daughter to stop talking and eat her tea and she said to me "Quit your jibba jabba, fool."

 

Daddy's little princess.

 

Hope you chinned her. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Hope you chinned her.

[General Dryness]

Just told my 2 year old daughter to stop talking and eat her tea and she said to me "Quit your jibba jabba, fool."

 

Daddy's little princess.

Is this your kid mate?

 

 

Theres a very real possibility that your missus was playing away from home.

 

Wouldn't go looking to have a punch up with the bloke though.

[Champ]

Just told my 2 year old daughter to stop talking and eat her tea and she said to me "Quit your jibba jabba, fool."

Daddy's little princess.

Does anyone else get an image of Paul Whitehouse from his Fast Show days, 'Arent kids brilliant?' when they read something that

[Mook]

My mate's wee boy, who is 2 apparently shouts 'pirate' every time he sees a black person. No one has any idea why he's doing it but you really can't make that sort of shit up.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Watching Clint in Tightrope on the telly, whilst listening to Thundercat and checking out pics of hot lesbians on my twatter account.

[General Dryness]

My mate's wee boy, who is 2 apparently shouts 'pirate' every time he sees a black person. No one has any idea why he's doing it but you really can't make that sort of shit up.

He's met nightcat then.

[Dr Nowt]

Getting to a freshly cooked chicken before anyone else and harvesting the skin off the bastard like Chinese hospitals do convicts' organs.

[ZonkoVille77]

Picking fluff out of your belly button

[A Red]

My daughter, when she was 6, could sing the opening lines from Rappers Delight and the chorus from Sally Maclennane.

[Furmedge]

Kids are boss for random stuff. My three year old sings and dances to 80s classic 'Walk the dinosaur'.

[Section_31]

Kids are boss for random stuff. My three year old sings and dances to 80s classic 'Walk the dinosaur'.

 

My mate's kid is ace, he's only 3 and sharp as they come, he loves trains and train stations and I asked him what his favourite station was, he threw his arms up and shouted 'Birkenhead North!!!' and started running around in fevered excitement. I was in stitches. 

[General Dryness]

My mate's kid is ace, he's only 3 and sharp as they come, he loves trains and train stations and I asked him what his favourite station was, he threw his arms up and shouted 'Birkenhead North!!!' and started running around in fevered excitement. I was in stitches. 

 

My lad told me cows don't like getting wet. When I asked him what they do when it rains, he looked at me like I was thick and told me that that they have umbrellas. With pictures of cows on them. 

 

I think 3 is a good age. He was value before, but he's gone into overdrive this year.

[Mook]

My lad told me cows don't like getting wet. When I asked him what they do when it rains, he looked at me like I was thick and told me that that they have umbrellas. With pictures of cows on them. 

 

I think 3 is a good age. He was value before, but he's gone into overdrive this year.

 

The missus & me went to see the pandas at Edinburgh Zoo a couple of years ago & a big group of us were standing watching the cunts when this wee boy turns round to his Mum & goes, "I used to be a panda.".

 

I actually had to leave, I was fucking pissing myself, pure genius.

[General Dryness]

The missus & me went to see the pandas at Edinburgh Zoo a couple of years ago & a big group of us were standing watching the cunts when this wee boy turns round to his Mum & goes, "I used to be a panda.".

 

I actually had to leave, I was fucking pissing myself, pure genius.

 

They're amazing, they've got no thought filter at all. Think it? Say it.

[Champ]

Wasabi peas

[Tony Moanero]

Dropping the C-Bomb when my wife is talking on the phone.

[Red Phoenix]

wrong thread, nm.

[Red Phoenix]

Dropping the C-Bomb when my wife is talking on the phone.

 

Stop saying cunt, cunty chops. I challenge you to a week without the word, even online!

[Red Phoenix]

Next person to post is a cunt. (Tony made me do it, I'm innocent.)

[Tony Moanero]

Stop saying cunt, cunty chops. I challenge you to a week without the word, even online!

Usher, I think my wife has somehow hacked Red Phoenix's account.