Small pleasures?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

 

 

Hahaha, I'm currently listening to The Rammones and clicked on this thread, reckon Partridge is rocking along to them. 

[Tony Moanero]

Getting negged by Code.

[Funkasy]

Put on repeat. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Picking your nose in peace is one of the top 5 things you can do with your time. A ravenous pick with an itch is no fun but a good relaxing fumble is ace.

[General Dryness]

Picking your nose in peace is one of the top 5 things you can do with your time. A ravenous pick with an itch is no fun but a good relaxing fumble is ace.

 

Especially when you've got some nice crusty dried stuff to peel out.

[Liverpool lad]

Mentioned in another thread a few weeks back about how I was sick of driving because the roads are full of twats.

 

But having been physically incapable of it for a couple of weeks I've actually quite missed it, especially when it's dark and the roads are quiet. I've reached the point today though where I reckon I'll be able to go for a spin later. Got this in the glovebox...

 

 

...and I'm surrounded by country roads that are nice to drive on. Genuinely excited by planning to drive round aimlessly for an hour.

 

 

One of the only things I enjoy about the drive down to the Fens

[Captain Turdseye]

She's had to have a few weeks off on SSP to look after me whilst I've been a tard. She's back in from next Monday but I've just had a tax rebate through the door for pretty much the exact amount we were down because of her time off. Life win.

[Total Longo]

Getting my back lightly scratched by the Mrs whilst she's watching Grand Designs.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

She's had to have a few weeks off on SSP to look after me whilst I've been a tard. She's back in from next Monday but I've just had a tax rebate through the door for pretty much the exact amount we were down because of her time off. Life win.

 

Spend it on hookers the second she's back to work.

[General Dryness]

The healing powers of a good back scratch should never be underestimated.

[Champ]

I went out for a walk with my sister and my Dad today. I dont know the last time we did that. Years, at least. My time with my dad now is starting to feel very precious. You cant put a price on stuff like that

[ZonkoVille77]

Seeing

 

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And knowing you've been spared the kick in the bollocks that comes from reading a post by a know - all pontificating teabag who still sucks on the metaphorical breast of the rep system and would lick the sandy shrivelled ballsack of a long dead Steve jobs. Thank you pleashe

[Mook]

My local, heading down there tonight for the first time in a month due to being on anti-fucking-biotics for the past couple of weeks, I'm actually like a kid at Christmas today.

[Champ]

That relief you get when you complete some task you've been putting off for ages. And it takes a fraction of the time you've spent ignoring it

[Captain Turdseye]

Got the house to yourself tonight then, Champ?

[Champ]

Got the house to yourself tonight then, Champ?

 

Is that a euphemism?

[Captain Turdseye]

Is that a euphemism?

It's not hard to work out what I meant. I'm sure you're clever enough to put your finger on it.

[moof]

Why stop at a finger when you can use a fist, right champ.

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

When someone on a quiz show goes to great lengths to explain the why's and wherefors of the answer they have given to say not only do they know the answer they no the back ground and....

 

They get it wrong!!

 

"oh...is it?"!!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

There's a guy in the egg heads who pretends to 'guess' everything. "Oh I don't actually know, honestly, however I'll just use my 99.99% accurate guessing technique."

 

Quim.

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Used to be that ol so and so.....Daphne on the Egg Heads

 

Must say not seen in years thats the thing with TV these days i remember when you used to have a series you know maybe 10 episodes then that was it..

 

Now they are on FOR YEARS!! You know Pointless...Egg Heads.....Deal or No Deal..

 

ITV seem to have a better idea but not 100% not guilty of this (The Chase?)

[Robbo29]

was watching University Challenge the other night (sometimes I get an answer right) and there was a question about which country puts this on their Euro, speccy git with a bow tie buzzes in and answers Scotland! give him his due he then said that was the most stupid thing he has ever said

[Mook]

Sitting having a pint in Rileys, I don't like Cricket by 10cc on the radio and going to get myself a wee carryout for the train.

 

Life is ok sometimes.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Sitting having a pint in Rileys, I don't like Cricket by 10cc on the radio and going to get myself a wee carryout for the train.

 

Life is ok sometimes.

 

Stranhe, but I've also just been for a wee.

[General Dryness]

Sitting having a pint in Rileys, I don't like Cricket by 10cc on the radio and going to get myself a wee carryout for the train.

 

Life is ok sometimes.

Dreadlock holiday, y'silly Billy.