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Things that make my blood boil.


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People who don't even acknowledge good manners, never mind thank you for them. I'm thinking holding a door for someone or letting a driver out onto a busy road. How hard is it to say "Thanks" or give a friendly nod?

 

You wouldn't last 5 minutes down here in the Smoke.

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You wouldn't last 5 minutes down here in the Smoke.

 

Last time I was in London I just gave up holding doors open, standing aside as someone was walking past (they still barged into you even though you'd moved), stopped saying thank you, when I was in shops and received my change. I was also told to observe the golden rule on the tube (do not look at anyone elses general direction or smile or breathe etc).

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The Thugs in Norris Green who told shops and businesses to stay closed (or else), while a gang member was buried... Where the fuck are we? America's gangland?

 

 

It takes the piss, punk-ass eighteen year olds running riot with petrol bombs. Get some community wardens on the scene i say :whistle:

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1: Manchester

2: People from Manchester

3: People who like Manchester

4: People who are not from Liverpool and don't understand why I hate Manchester then ask me why I do.

5: Bitters

6: Robbing fucking bastards - I mean if you want something, go and fucking get a job and buy the cunt - DO NOT take mine.

7: Religion

8: Working in a call centre

9: Disclaimers on ads. I mean what the fuck, you do the ad then you say loads of random shit that no one cares about at the end really quickly spoiling the idea.

10: The FSA and their shit rules

11: The SLC and their general shitness

12: My housemate, who not only fits the description of pretty much everything that most people have described regards to money. I mean how difficult must it be to buy a round/toiletries/contribute to the food bill when I make a beautiful Roast I have slaved over for 3 hours/get out of my face when I had a bad day/create a sentence without sounding like a whiney little girl/sleep with the light off/throw away your fuckin teddy bears or keep them in your room. I dont care about your problems, I dont care if you weren't insured for your laptop, I knew you wouldn't be so don't be suprised at it and stop fucking telling me about it every other day. Stop startin every sentence with a pathetic "dude" and most of all stop tucking your fucking shitty t-shirt into your fleece grey woolen trackies and looking like a cunt - especially if you go out of the house. Do not under any circumstances allow you to show your white socks and trainers in such a combination and never complement that ensemble with a shit tk maxx leather coat. People see you coming out of my house and it embarasses me and the other housemates.

 

Thats about all.

 

Manchester is ace; deal with it homo.

 

The rest was funny though.

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Hunchback grannies with 400 shopping bags who scurry onto the bus before you've even had chance to get off.

 

Getting a portion of chips from the chippy and asking for loads of salt & vinegar and still the mingebags wont give you enough. Then asking to put it on myself and getting a dirty look.

 

People who think they're hard because they go out and get a little shitty bag of beak.

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Car/burglar alarms. There should be a law that if the alarm sounds off unabated for over an hour you can smash the car/rob the house without being charged for car smashing/house robbing.

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Car/burglar alarms. There should be a law that if the alarm sounds off unabated for over an hour you can smash the car/rob the house without being charged for car smashing/house robbing.

An hour? Not on my watch. 2 mins max, then they should be fair game, along with the entire office/shop/car etc.

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