Things that make my blood boil.

[Stouffer]

1) The Scissor Sisters

 

2) People who don't indicate whilst driving.

 

3) Warm beer.

 

4) Paper cuts.

 

5) People who cannot finish something that they start..

 

6) The Lord of the Rings.

 

To be continued...

[sh#t waffle]

7) People who claim they're 'well into reggae' 'cos they own Bob Marley's greatest hits

[Stouffer]

8 ) People who smoke whilst I'm eating (even tho' I smoke).

[Stouffer]

9) Splashback.

[Section_31]

Ugly birds who think they're fit!

[gazelle]

Only having the use of one hand..

[Stu Monty]

Only having the use of one hand..

 

I agree and would add:

 

Twats who push you in the back whilst you're clearing the ball

 

Landing on your hand like a mong.

 

Spending three hours on a Saturday in A&E for a suspected broken hand.

 

People who don't understand that spraining the muscles in your hand fucking kills and isn't something to be sniffed at.

[Anubis]

I agree and would add:

 

Twats who push you in the back whilst you're clearing the ball

 

Landing on your hand like a mong.

 

Spending three hours on a Saturday in A&E for a suspected broken hand.

 

People who don't understand that spraining the muscles in your hand fucking kills and isn't something to be sniffed at.

 

So you sprained your hand playing football? Well, I'm prepared to believe balls were involved somewhere along the line..... :whistle:

[Stouffer]

Standing on 3 pin plugs!

[sh#t waffle]

Standing on 3 pin plugs!

Hell yeah. I haven't done that in years but have just curled my foot in thought at the agony.

Therefore, next on my list is....

 

 

Northern Red

[Guest davelfc]

People that think the bumps in the road into and out of sainsbury's are to be driven over at 2mph. What are they driving, an egg?

[Stouffer]

next on my list is....

 

 

Northern Red

 

Damn right.

 

Jeremy Vine.

[bri]

£3 for a flat pint in a warm glass.

 

Fkin bar staff (who've only been told by the landlord) that have a drip pint under the nozzle, then top it up & serve it up to some unsuspecting customer. Pikey cunts

[Stouffer]

Greed.

[Guest TK-421]

People who take fucking ages at cash machines. What on Earth are you doing, typing an essay? Just get the cash out, don't check your balance - you can do that on the Interweb or telebanking. And whatever you do don't insert another card when you've finished with the first one. And if the machine isn't paying out and I'm behind you FUCKING TELL ME so I don't have to find out for myself. Cash machine etiquette makes my blood boil.

 

Also people who join a queue right beside you, then engage in a game of face off as they try to sneak in front. Fuck off, I was here first, don't even try it.

[gazelle]

I agree and would add:

 

Twats who push you in the back whilst you're clearing the ball

 

Landing on your hand like a mong.

 

Spending three hours on a Saturday in A&E for a suspected broken hand.

 

People who don't understand that spraining the muscles in your hand fucking kills and isn't something to be sniffed at.

 

One break and 2 fractures - the pain i can deal with, the lack of dignity that goes with the flyd hand is a different story - it is getting better to be fair - ive mastered the bra finaly!

[kopitegaz]

Only having the use of one hand..

 

 

aaaaaaah poor Gazelle....

 

I will also add - People who read the S*n

[Guest TK-421]

ive mastered the bra finaly!

 

Damn, foiled again.

[RedKnight]

People who use the self serve lane in supermarkets and don't know what they're doing.

[Stephen Adams.]

1) work

 

2) the radio in work

 

3) the dosy bints in work

 

4) being in work until 6

 

5) the smell of weed at the ground, especially for midweek games

[bri]

people who can't use those self serve machines in supermarkets. Years they've watched that girl scan items but can they do it can the fuck.

 

Yes I'm the one watching you waiting whilst you struggle to comprehend the fact that you have to scan the barcode and put it in the bag.

 

"yes go on, press start...... Jesus Christ just follow the instructions on the screen.... yes that's it scan it and put it in the bag. How hard can it be, this lot are on minimum wage here.....Oh here we go.... he can't spell"

[gazelle]

People who use the self serve lane in supermarkets and don't know what they're doing.

 

Im ashamed to say i may fall under this catagory (once im fully functioning again i promise to try harder)..

[Franny DelMucho]

1) The Zutons (As a collective group of cunts)

 

2) People who think The Zutons are good

 

3) The Kooks

 

4) Anyone who likes The Kooks

 

5) Evertonians

 

6) People who take ages passing on a spliff

 

7) Dave McCabe from The Zutons. probably the biggest wankshaft in all of Liverpool town

 

eight) People who think Steven Gerrard is better than Zinedine Zidane

[Stephen Adams.]

Just on a side note, how much do the zutons, the kooks and steven gerrard rule?

[rondeco]

When a song pops in to your head and you search for the cd but cant find it.

 

When you're having a shit and theres a piece hanging from your ass. Its too small to fall on its own and too big to wipe. You push and strain for ages until you have piles getting rid of it.

 

Getting a puch straight on the nose from a small fella. It didn't hurt so why are you shedding tears?

 

Parking tickets. Fuck off. I'm only going to the shop for two minutes.

 

My missus music taste. Oh dear jesus.Thank god she's a looker (to me).

 

Not being able to think of a funny caption for the caption thread.

 

Having no money and a huge fucking credit card bill.

 

That woman who comes to my house every three weeks to do my wifes nails for 40 quid a pop.