Have you got a claim to fame???

[Fowlers God]

Stchevens?

 

was he on the phone in his jacksi?

 

i once caddied for Norman Wisdom, Bernard Langer and Seve Ballesteros amoungst others, oh and was in the party with tiger woods when he played Royal County Down a few years back.

 

my uncle was Joey Dunlops mechanic, i got to ride pillion once with him when i was a nipper, i never got back on a bike after that.

 

I'm also directly related to Harry Ferguson, he invented the tractor and revolutionised farming.

 

HA HA- my mate is the spitting image of Norman although he hates it- he reckons he looks like Rush instead

[TaksimRakiClub]

His aunt married one of my relatives.

 

She's got the nicest house in Norris Green though!

 

Having the nicest house in Nogsy is like laying claim to be the world's tallest midget.

[Stouffer]

Futumch

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've been an extra on Hollyoaks, Brookie and the 51st State.

[Lucky Pierre]

I met Jason McAteer outside the spar in Birkenhead 14 years ago.

[Bjornebye]

I am Shola Ama.

[withnail71]

I used to sing in a band in the mid 90's. We supported Ash while their 1977 album was at number one.

Also recorded our demos at Rockfield studios with oasis. One of our demos was recorded using all of Oasis instruments. I got to play Noels famous union jack Les Paul.Did loads of shit like that (in my former life before kids, mortgage etc). Played a gig with Cast.

[Juniper]

I used to sing in a band in the mid 90's. We supported Ash while their 1977 album was at number one.

Also recorded our demos at Rockfield studios with oasis. One of our demos was recorded using all of Oasis instruments. I got to play Noels famous union jack Les Paul.Did loads of shit like that (in my former life before kids, mortgage etc). Played a gig with Cast.

 

What was your bands name?

[Russ Atmosphere]

I used to sing in a band in the mid 90's. We supported Ash while their 1977 album was at number one.

Also recorded our demos at Rockfield studios with oasis. One of our demos was recorded using all of Oasis instruments. I got to play Noels famous union jack Les Paul.Did loads of shit like that (in my former life before kids, mortgage etc). Played a gig with Cast.

 

What was the band's name?

[withnail71]

We were called Blume.You wont have heard of us. We got a couple of mentions in NME but that was about it.

[Russ Atmosphere]

We were called Blume.You wont have heard of us. We got a couple of mentions in NME but that was about it.

 

Just wondered if it was something terrible like Radical Cleric or of that ilk.

[Stouffer]

My dad was mates with Mean Gene Oakerlund; I've met him, Hulkster and Macho Man Randy Savage.

 

Not sure that can be beaten.

[Chairman Meow]

My mates ex now directs porn films.

[Carvalho Diablo]

My mate The Ripper's dead dad's best mate played the corpse in the coffin in Get Carter.

 

True story that.

[Nasty Lizard]

When Bruce Grobalaar was still playing for Crewe I stuck three penalties past him at a charity match in Stoke.

 

I stuck all three right up the fucking corner. And got his autograph after

[Antynwa]

My grandad has a Christmas card from Kevin Keegan when he played for Hamburg

[IamTheWalrus]

I was once in an episode of Father Ted, the Eurovision one

[Ramjet]

I smoked a joint on the centre circle of the Nou Camp pitch....

[Brownie]

I was the knobhead talking about how 'beautiful' football is on the official DVD for Istanbul!

[Magic Sponge]

I was the knobhead talking about how 'beautiful' football is on the official DVD for Istanbul!

 

Haha.

 

*holds back tears and points at the screen*

 

"You tell me that that's not beautiful".

[Alan Sex]

Had a half hour chat with Axl Rose after a gig, just before Guns n Roses went massive.

[Brownie]

Haha.

 

*holds back tears and points at the screen*

 

"You tell me that that's not beautiful".

 

Haha i'd usually cringe at shit like that but after what happened that night, anything goes!!

 

Also, they only showed the full time interview, they interviewed me at HT and I said, 'we look dead and buried but they don't call it the Beautiful Game for nothing so you never know'. Hence the 'Beautiful' at the end!

[woodylfc]

Me and some mates were walking home from our local quite a few years ago and stopped to piss on some random wall. Next thing we know this guy is screaming abuse at us from the bedroom window, saying if we dont fuck off he's gonna smash our faces in. Being pissed up we give him some abuse and carry on our way. Next thing I know, some man mountain is steaming down the road after us naked. We all run like fuck and he catches us in seconds and whacks my mate round the head which resulted in a perforated ear drum. Turned out it was hawk from gladiators. No wonder he caught us so easily.

[DanDanShaw]

I've played at Upton Park, and in the Championship, as well as for Ireland u19s. Now I'm pretty famous on the web for being good when signed on football manager for lower league teams.

[Edward.]

Don't know if this counts my wife has just told me in passing my Brother has got the qualifying time he needs to run in the Olympics. I asked her what distance, she said she didn't ask. I'm assuming 1500M, he still has to come first or second in the GB trials though.