Work Nicknames

[Joeys Pogo]

Two of my favourites came from my mate who used to work for the City Council.

 

One was a young fat lad who they used to call "Bounce". Until the day he fell off a ladder and from that day on was known as "Thud"

 

The other was a lad whose face looked like he was squinting all of the time. They called him "Midshite".

 

Anyone else got any?

[Slam Daniels]

Two of my favourites came from my mate who used to work for the City Council.

 

One was a young fat lad who they used to call "Bounce". Until the day he fell off a ladder and from that day on was known as "Thud"

 

The other was a lad whose face looked like he was squinting all of the time. They called him "Midshite".

 

Anyone else got any?

 

I just get called Robbo. Sorry!

[drewy]

Worked with a lad who collapsed and stopped breathing during a piss up, so he was known as "body bag" from then on.

 

One lad who was a complete cunt had the nick name Bradall (sp?). After a couple of weeks I asked my boss why he was called Bradall. "Cos he's a small boring tool" he said, and he was.

[Stouffer]

Lad at work who's not overly enigmatic is called chisel.

[banger]

Called the boss Buck for a few days til he asked what it was about.

 

 

Big Useless Cunt

 

 

He didnt like it

[RedinSweden]

We had a lad at our school who had a HUGE nervous tick, a real explosion. He was nicknamed Breakdance.

[LEF]

Mine is the unspectacular Mcfly not due the band but my first name and the back to the future thing.

 

One of my mates is called Dogball feck knows why but its got something to do with Jamie Carragher.

 

Another lad is called orinoco. Due to the presence of only one ball.

[Stu Monty]

I hear some funny ones that they older site managers have given people. One lad they call Dogshit as he is always getting under your feet.

 

Another fella got called Jet Black because it was obvious that he dyed his grey hair.

 

Heard this week about a bloke a mate used to work with who let everyone know that he liked his missus to fuck him up the ass with a strap-on; no nickname though as far as I am aware.

[Guest TK-421]

I get called "Ace".

[Dirk]

It's not really a nickname but when we were younger, our kid and I would call people with gozzy eyes 'pontoon eyes' because one sticks and the other twists.

[LEF]

I hear some funny ones that they older site managers have given people. One lad they call Dogshit as he is always getting under your feet.

 

Another fella got called Jet Black because it was obvious that he dyed his grey hair.

 

Heard this week about a bloke a mate used to work with who let everyone know that he liked his missus to fuck him up the ass with a strap-on; no nickname though as far as I am aware.

 

That reminded me there used to be a guy in south lpool whoes nick name was cherry blossem. This was due to him putting shoe polish on his head to cover his bald patch. Im sure others will remember him. Unfortunatly he died a few years ago.

[Michael Howard]

There's a lad in our work known as Lumberjack.

 

No one knows who he is exacty but he is the dirty bastard that keeps leaving bloody great eye watering logs in the gents.

[Stouffer]

Used to go to school with a lad called Barry Pattinson, who forevermore will be known as Bethall (Slimfast ad).

[Vincent Vega]

My mate worked with a fella who had terrible bad breath and they used to call him Snoop Doggy Breath.

[rargh]

We had a lad at our school who had a HUGE nervous tick, a real explosion. He was nicknamed Breakdance.

 

That is fucking superb!

[King Emlyn]

That reminded me there used to be a guy in south lpool whoes nick name was cherry blossem. This was due to him putting shoe polish on his head to cover his bald patch. Im sure others will remember him. Unfortunatly he died a few years ago.

I remember him well, was a regular on the High Street, and do you know what, his shoes were filthy!

[rargh]

I remember him well, was a regular on the High Street, and do you know what, his shoes had hair!

 

Jeezus!

[King Emlyn]

Used to work with a fella who would talk with his head down and his chin almost pressed into his chest, he was known as the talking tie.

[Count Morfeo]

Count. The Count. Morfeo. Big fella. The big fella. Really unimaginative stuff like that.

[Uncle_Meat]

I was known as Captain Caveman during a particulary hirsute period of my life...

 

Apart from that, all boringly forgettable obvious ones for workmates. "Gums", the alter-ego of a bloke otherwise known as Stevie No-Teeth, and some bloke from South Africa (Siff Effrica) who was just known as "that cunt".

 

Shite, eh?

[CWD82]

A fella with sticky fingers where I used to work was known as Magpie

[Hermes]

Not a nickname, a real name and a true story.

 

My mate worked with an electrician, his name was.........Wilf Hughes.

[The Chief]

I used to work with a fella who was forever sticking his finger into his arse crack and scratching (fucking disgusting he was) his nickname was goldfinger. another one was so white his was sauce bottle

[Remmie]

The story is funnier then the name. Guy called Heinz.

 

Eventually got it out of him that once after fucking his wife he found a bean on his knob!

[JangoSolo]

Knew a guy called William Williams - we called him Double Bill

 

hoho, hilarious eh!