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"ROOOBERRR, ROBER-TO! ROOOBERRR, ROBER-TO! ROOOBERRR, ROBER-TO! ROBERTO MAR-TIN-EZ!!!!" VIVA ESPANA!!!!!!!! *Not really

The Omen trilogy was on Film 4 last night. The first one still unsettles me now. It's the religious/supernatural aspect - gets me far more than any splatter/gore.

Another man's rhubarb and all that....

Good post. I'm in the process of going to court to try and gain access to my child at the moment. Haven't seen her since the start of September. As my child was born before 2003 I still don't have Parental Responsibility. Every time I have attempted to apply for it my ex has just ignored it and got angry if I persued it further. I just did what I had to in order to keep the peace. My ex has now set up home with a new fella and has told me that I am never seeing my child again. The reason for this? "Maybe you should have thought about that before making friends with that man." I found out where my ex and new fella live but I can't go near the place as it will be used as harrassment against me when it goes to court, so I have to play the legal route and stay away! "That man" happens to be the fella she cheated on me with and left me for in 2004, and who she left for someone else in 2010. She didn't mind me being on speaking terms with "that man" at my daughter's communion last year, did she? Or at any time while they were still together for that matter. I suspect that the real reason she is doing this has more to do with since splitting with her fella last year, he may or may not have shown me documents which may or may not suggest that my ex (who works in the Civil Service) may or may not have been receiving more tax credits than she might be entitled to by falsifying salary, claiming lone parent tax credits when living with her fella and pissing child care tax credit up the wall to the point of being persued by the nursery for arrears. I reckon it's the fact that I have that knowledge (although it could all be legit, I certainly haven't acted on this info) that has pissed her off. If there is something dodgy going on then she would certainly run the risk of losing her job and facing prosecution for fraudulently claimed dough going back a few years. Her new fella works for the Civil Service too. This year my ex text me demanding double maintenance (I'd been paying cash in hand for the past 7 years) and when I told her I couldn't afford that amount but could afford X amount she then sent a text to her fella (who has the same initial as me) which went to me by mistake saying "He's just said he can afford X amount. Haha you're right, he's shitting himself." So this fella who has never even met me is now raising my daughter and seeing fit to shit stir about my child maintenance arrangements. My ex then ran to the CSA. I got all records sent to me via the Data Protection Act and I have been labelled 'A Risk' despite getting a Risk Score of 0. Nice, hey? In seven years since splitting I have been refused Parental Responsibility and now access, yet my ex has still run to the csa and also blackmailed me for a cut of my own house in 2007 by threatening me with all kinds and demanding £2500 in cash "for now" All my ex has to do is ignore solicitor letters and it will all go away when I run out of money. That's how the system works.

Do people really not have a problem with people being forced to do a 30+ hour week for the equivalent of £53 a week take home? Not only that, but our taxes are subsidising what is free labour for businesses who post billions in profits. If I was an employee of Tesco etc. I'd be shitting it that I'd be getting laid off in favour of a succession of 'free doleys.' Doing voluntary work? Sound. Doing legit work experience which could prove useful on one's CV? Sound. Doing a full working week for dole money when we have minimum wage legislation in place? Not sound.

Absolutely. I mean, falling into the bottom three for the first time since the 1950s was a fantastic show of intent after a refreshing new start, wasn't it? Much better off. Talking of cunts doing interviews, McKenzie had his slanderous visage on This Morning earlier on in the week, apparently. THERE'S the man who Liverpool fans should really hold a grudge against. Who do you hate more? Rigid substitutions, a reluctance to switch to a Plan B and a penchant for sabre-rattling that does him no favours-all did my head in about Rafa. But istanbul, Cardiff, great European nights at Anfield and pushing for the title in 2009 all balance that out for me. I remember Rafa like Houllier, some great times but ultimately, the team weren't taken far enough and his depature was probably for the best. Don't forget that even your man Mourinho would have struggled with those two vampires replacing funds with interest payments. I am honestly flabbergasted that this is all still going on ten months after his departure. We've got KENNY DALGLISH in charge, a man who makes you feel ten feet tall every time you see him. The ONLY name any Liverpool fan needs to occupy their mind with.

Light blue? Two golden handshakes in just over six months and he's already touting himself in the media for Mancini's job? The Machiavellian CUNT!

But he's got no job! How fucking DARE he!? HOW FUCKING DARE HE!!!???

Look at him! Look! Ooooo, the NERVE!

I heard on twitter that Rafa bought a pint of milk this morning. GRRRR! Black tea for me from now on! How DARE he appear alongside sages of sporting enlightenment like Mark Lawrenson and Garth Crooks! I'm holding a lighter to my Road To Istanbul DVD already! GRRRRR!

EL NIL-NO

Gerrard for an angry lunge or Skrtel/Carra for some last-man capers after a dive from one of their forward line looking for (and finding) a pen.

Their front three with a midfield of Lampard, Essien and Mikel behind them - I'm gonna be watching this one from behind the couch like when David Banner used to start changing into the Hulk!

His transfer proves that he's red, Carroll, Carroll. He's got a bad thrash metal head, Carroll, Carroll. We bought the lad from Byker Grove, Look at him wrong, your head he'll stove. Andy Carroll, Liverpool's number nine. Mosh in a minute, we're gonna mosh in a minute!

One thing's for sure, Terry won't have it easy if he thinks he can have it easy bullying Suarez on Sunday. Carroll is overpriced here, no doubt, but he can be a fucking beast for us with Suarez the little terrier playing off him. I am fucking shattered though, from despair to anger to defiance to optimism (but still devastated that we are losing Nando) Suarez, Carroll, Gerrard, Meireles, Carra, Reina. Is that spine of the team really that shit without Torres?

He has done a number on us here, but I don't think the club are as fucked by this as is being made out - certainly no more fucked than spunking money on interest payments, the threat of administration prior to the takeover and Roy's Dad's Army tactics before being replaced with Kenny. We've just signed Luis Suarez (remember?) And we will have something we haven't had for a few years...tens of millions of pounds to spend on players. I'm likening this to Andy Cole leaving Newcastle for Man Utd in January 1995, we could end up with our equivalent "Shearer/Ferdinand/Ginola" forward line or with other areas strengthened. Fernando fucking who? Show us the money, we rebuild, we move on, we are Liverpool Football Club and don't anyone fucking forget it!

Apparently SSN have has their gimps outside Melwood all morning, reporting a no-show from Torres.

"I'm locking this for 15 minutes so that you can all think about what you've typed." Fuck off with that power-hungry shite!

Keep him til the summer, when hopefully some European clubs will come in for him. Just keep him away from Stamford Bridge - at least in this window!!

Make that £50m plus Anelka (how old's he now, 32?) and we've got somewhere to start the negotiations from. In a perfect world I wouldn't want Anelka back but with only having new signing Suarez and Ngog on the books, at least Anelka would bring some Premier League experience with him while we heal the wounds for the rest of the season.

Players come, players go. We take as much as we can for him and move on. At least we're not replacing him with James Beattie!

They should have let the couple stay. At least they'd only have to wash cum stains out of the bedding and not minge lube as well! Not just the homophobic aspect of this case, I find it a bit naff that a hotel sees fit to turn custom away based on "risk of sexual behaviour." Do they check married couples' bags for dildos or fucking love eggs?

Oh, they did just that alright! On their round up of Saturday's FA Cup ties, SSN interviewed all of the Premier League managers whose teams played on Saturday and all of them stuck their oar in regarding Hodgson's dismissal (all prompted by SSN of course) Shockingly one sided, especially when added to Stelling's comments that day nd the reporter outside Melwood asking if Liverpool fans felt good removing a man from his job. (which we should ALL be ashamed of, especially considering how we all sign on sign on etc.) The list of sacked managers this season is now a cause for concern on SSN this week. And then there is the interview with Hicks the day the takeover went through; beyond parody. Fuck off, Sky!

Agreed, and fire further fuelled with our then manager slating two of Murdoch's papers live on Murdoch's sports channel during the coverage of the Chelsea game in 05/06. ("everybody knows there are two papers on Merseyside you do not trust") Fuck 'em!