Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?

[Karl_b]

Approve me as a player, pleeeeeeeeeeease. I reckon everyone should haev theirselves in the team.

[RedinSweden]

Approve me as a player, pleeeeeeeeeeease. I reckon everyone should haev theirselves in the team.

 

no need to beg. i will approve all names without question.

[Karl_b]

Cool.

 

So can someone enlighten me as to how the games work? Is it a FM type jobby where we get to change tactics during the game or is a result just generated?

[RedinSweden]

Cool.

 

So can someone enlighten me as to how the games work? Is it a FM type jobby where we get to change tactics during the game or is a result just generated?

 

tactics are chosen before the game and can't be altered. read the instructions, in the rules section of the left hand menu. they explain it quite well.

[Big Ig]

No idea how to play yet, but I've applied to join...

[RedinSweden]

No idea how to play yet, but I've applied to join...

 

And you are totally in, dude

[kop]

welcome dude. man we, have 16 teams now. that is deffo 2 divisions. cool. even more fun.

 

18 now. So how do you decide who's in 1. div and who's in 2. div?

[RedinSweden]

18 now. So how do you decide who's in 1. div and who's in 2. div?

 

I think it will be done randomly, if not I will do it randomly myself. you will have to trust me. I quite fancy being in the 2nd tier anyway and working my way up. It will make my inevitable glory all the sweeter.

[sh#t waffle]

I think it will be done randomly, if not I will do it randomly myself. you will have to trust me. I quite fancy being in the 2nd tier anyway and working my way up. It will make my inevitable glory all the sweeter.

Have just applied. I think.

[RedinSweden]

Have just applied. I think.

 

you have and you are in like flynn

[Stu Monty]

I've done mine.

 

Now to find out what I've signed up to.

[RedinSweden]

I've done mine.

 

Now to find out what I've signed up to.

 

a twice weekly ass kickin

[Dirk]

RiS, I'm going to get mullered as I've put out my shittest possible 11.

[Karl_b]

Any results tonight then?

 

Lookign forward to kick off tomorrow, I believe I'm Playing Monkeywool's team.

[Monkeywool]

we won 2-1 in a friendly against more possibilitieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss or whatever

[RedKnight]

I'm still outraged at being in the second division. See my press release for further details.

[kop]

Any results tonight then?

 

Lookign forward to kick off tomorrow, I believe I'm Playing Monkeywool's team.

 

Lefergy FC got a good and propper hiding in a training match against Divisjon 1a-favourites Gordon McUseless yesterday. 3-1 to the McUselesses.

[Dirk]

I put out my weakest team to improve my poorest players and only got beat 2-1 by RiS (Gay Swedes XI), one of which was a pen. Not unhappy about that.

[Stouffer]

I've registered myself as a player but I cannot afford myself, arse! Don't suppose anyone could lend me a few quid?

[RedinSweden]

I've registered myself as a player but I cannot afford myself, arse! Don't suppose anyone could lend me a few quid?

 

You have a certain time to buy yourself by. You will get 1 million on monday when you do the sponsor activity.

[kopitegaz]

we won 2-1 in a friendly against more possibilitieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss or whatever

 

My Idea was to win that game, but now I am only thinking about the next game.

 

I have faith in my strikers.

 

I am appalled that the friendly was not cancelled (the bunches of sour grapes in background are purely coincidental, and in no way connected to the fact that my team lost :whistle: )

[RedinSweden]

I put out my weakest team to improve my poorest players and only got beat 2-1 by RiS (Gay Swedes XI), one of which was a pen. Not unhappy about that.

 

Seeing as I was forced to play cautiously no doubt at your gay request, you are lucky. I was just glad to come away without any injuries from your cheating bunch of halfwaits.

[Stouffer]

I'd love to see more of this in the real football world.

 

I'm playing you at 12 today. In order to ensure victory I have had 20 tractors driving up and down the pitch all night to "prepare" the playing surface. Also I intend to have my groundstaff water only one half of the pitch! :party:

 

Oh yes NRA Funkpump XI will win as we are special (with needs ;) )

[RedinSweden]

I'd love to see more of this in the real football world.

 

That is why TLW Ultra League rules.

 

Can I just say to all TLW managers reading this, good work. I am in another league and this one pisses all over it. Ace press releases from all involved, doing the pools, stuff like that. I am well chuffed.

[sh#t waffle]

That is why TLW Ultra League rules.

 

Can I just say to all TLW managers reading this, good work. I am in another league and this one pisses all over it. Ace press releases from all involved, doing the pools, stuff like that. I am well chuffed.

Got a feeling I absolutely rule at this. I just have one, albeit minor problem. Though obviously I will sweep all before me whatever obstacles are put in my path (see my latest press release), I can't find where to change from the archaic 4-4-2 system. As an exponent of the modern, cosmopolitan SIGN BIG NAMES system, ideally I would like to play 4-6-4 to fit all my stars in. Failing that though, is there a way to change to wing backs?