Adverts you hate.

[cochyn]

The one where a young Rose West twats around New York with her ipad pro and asks "What's a computer"?

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

The one where two annoying women sing some Christmas ditty with one of them also playing a keyboard. Really grinds my gears.

[Aventus]

All the betting ads, they are omnipotent, relentless, propostourous and outrageous (sorry went off on a Jackie from Seinfeld stylee)

 

One seems to be about hilariously using the made up word kwiffed 17 times in 3 seconds, then there's the tone deaf cunt singing gold and Ray Winstone turning his cockney geezer dial to 11

I agree with the tone deaf cunt singing gold, but he is a bit disabled to be fair, he looks like he's got some kind of palsy so deserves credit for being able to talk properly never mind sing.

[Remmie]

I agree with the tone deaf cunt singing gold, but he is a bit disabled to be fair, he looks like he's got some kind of palsy so deserves credit for being able to talk properly never mind sing.

Are you saying disabled people can't sing?

[Trumo]

Those furniture ones with the shit "Knock On Wood" cover.

[Tony Moanero]

Cock and balls.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I agree with the tone deaf cunt singing gold, but he is a bit disabled to be fair, he looks like he's got some kind of palsy so deserves credit for being able to talk properly never mind sing.

He sings some shit about having the best seat in the ground. Really? Pitch-level, so there's no chance of any overview and right at the front, so your view is blocked for the first and last 10 minutes of each half by all the nobheads who come in late or piss off early.

 

Cunt.

[Mike D]

Ive come to the conclusion that many are designed to be purposely annoying. That TUI one for instance, they are changing their brand name from Thompson, I think they like the fact that people moan about it, it shows it sticks in the head.

[Trumo]

Ive come to the conclusion that many are designed to be purposely annoying. That TUI one for instance, they are changing their brand name from Thompson, I think they like the fact that people moan about it, it shows it sticks in the head.

 

The parent company has been known as TUI in Europe for years, so it's not a name change for the sake of it, or the result of a brainstorming session by some Apprentice reject hipsters.

[lifetime fan]

Ive come to the conclusion that many are designed to be purposely annoying. That TUI one for instance, they are changing their brand name from Thompson, I think they like the fact that people moan about it, it shows it sticks in the head.

 

That’s without argument and is backed up with research and evidence.

 

As long as it’s memorable, it works!

 

See go compare.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The Adidas advert with the likes of pharell and Messi and a load of other gobshites talking absolute bollocks like they are philosophers to the world and they have any wisdom beyond being good at kicking a ball or singing fucking songs id love a Tony Montana moment with a machine gun spraying the entire fucking room.

[Stickman]

The Adidas advert with the likes of pharell and Messi and a load of other gobshites talking absolute bollocks like they are philosophers to the world and they have any wisdom beyond being good at kicking a ball or singing fucking songs id love a Tony Montana moment with a machine gun spraying the entire fucking room.

 

 

While some kids in Africa are making said Adidas gear for about a 20p a day

[Stickman]

Corden comes up trumps again.

 

Say what you like about him but he's a consistently annoying unfunny twat 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5SvyzorGI

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Corden comes when he trumps again.

 

 

Don't have nightmares.

[Sputnik1]

Corden comes up trumps again.

 

Say what you like about him but he's a consistently annoying unfunny twat 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5SvyzorGI

The cunt needs a good kicking, that’s one of my favourite songs.

[Chip Butty]

There's one doing the rounds on the radio and it starts off something like " If you're an ex-footballer or cricketer who lost money in the Spanish property market crash, or someone else who lost out, then we might be able to help you claim some of that money back....."

 

 

Fucking hate every single thing about it. Not a telly ad admittedly, but christ I hate that advert. 

[sir roger]

In the Corden one , is the guy in the car the main chap from Line Of Duty ?

 

And has anybody seen the payday loan advert in the afternoon that appears to have Simon Mignolet after a stint at Tenko selling the product ?

[Trumo]

In the Corden one , is the guy in the car the main chap from Line Of Duty ?

 

Definitely not him.

[Strontium]

Those Nationwide ads. Just the excuse I need to close my ISA.

[thegreatelephant]

that ponce putting 'fizzy orange in the sea' at the 'best table for two in the world'. didn't happen. fuck off

[Dougie Do'ins]

The one where some twat is stood in an amphitheater asking people to sit down if they've forgotten all about him or not been asking how he is lately. Turns out he's not on his lazzies. Nor has he been suffering from some debilitating illness rendering him housebound.

 

Anyone who find themselves reaching for a jar of nescafe gold blend on the back of this vomit inducing shite needs fucking ignoring. 

[Jennings]

I couldn't be arsed looking for a thread on adverts you like...but I like the Yorkshire tea one with the Kaiser Chiefs.

[Section_31]

Hate this bloke from the Covonia advert. I reckon his name is Neil and he's got a low level civil service office job where he's worked since he was 16. All the middle aged women in there mother him and his bird is really fit and thinks he's amazing and nobody understands why.

[Tony Moanero]

That sandcastle man wrong 'un.

[Trumo]

The one with two sisters playing a keyboard and 'singing' some tuneless crap. I don't even know what the advert's for.

 

Oh, and the BT Sport on with Jake Humphreys, Frank Lampard and the freemason's handshake.