Adverts you hate.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The obviously overt inclusive message of the supermarket adverts and the reaction it generates gets on my tits. "Look at us! We celebrate all creeds, races and religions."   That then riles up the Racist spastics leading to opinion pieces in the newspapers from both sides and countless tweets.

 

If I was a cynic I'd say they know exactly what they're doing to get the most attention.  No publicity is bad publicity and all that.

 

That Moz the Monster is shit by the way.  Terrible advert. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She looked worse than that when you follow the close ups more carefully on that add.

 

I still would mind. Fit body. 

[Pureblood]

River Island there's only one-one-one-one-one you ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

[Sputnik1]

 

 

The one where they've butchered 'Ain't Nobody' by Chaka Khan is currently top of my 'foot through the telly' list.

 

Just fucking awful.

 

Seems there's a preponderance of adverts featuring the butchering of songs, they should fucking stop it. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm still trying to get my head around adults taking kids to a shitty McDonalds for Carrot sticks. 

[Total Longo]

She looked worse than that when you follow the close ups more carefully on that add.

 

I still would mind. Fit body. 

 

Fussy kecks.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fussy kecks.

 

It's when she opens her gob and you are faced with that massive gap in her teeth mate. I'd get me cock trapped in it. 

[Total Longo]

There's a touch of the Vanessa Paradis about that gap, and i'm all in on that. 

[Fugitive]

I like Christmas adverts. Some are shite, obviously, but you do get some boss ones.

 

This is a good one.

 

So is this Irn bru one...

 

[Mike D]

If you ever watch channels like Quest. They have little adverts before the programmes. If its a car programme its “sponsored by Ebay” one with a dad and lad with classic cars and the dad comes across as a right gimp. “Thats not how you polish a car son, remember were rivals”

 

Or Johnsons decorating centres with bland nob heads buying paint in a shop.

[Scooby Dudek]

Tried to out this on the other forum but it wouldn't work.....(I could actually put this in the adverts you love one too as it's the funniest thing he's ever done)

 

Michael Owen's Dubai promo video......"Watch out for the afterburners...."

 

Who'd have though young Mike would go full on Partridge

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFnymJDZAS8

Oh my fucking god.

[Sputnik1]

Tom Hardy in those sky mobile adverts, the sugar stealing prick. Now he's sticking the jukebox on in a cafe as it's empty and closing. 

 

I think he has problems. 

 

 

I don't hide my total hatred of that fat cunt Corden, so obviously any advert he is in becomes one I hate just because it's him. When they throw in what is probably my favourite record ever (A Town Called Malice) I hate him even more, if that is possible. Why cant the cunt just burst. 

[sir roger]

I would gladly pledge £3 a day to Unicef if Olivia Colman promises to stop acting.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Lavazzo coffee ad with some cunt murdering My Girl with daft fucking lyrics.

[Tony Moanero]

I would gladly pledge £3 a day to Unicef if Olivia Colman promises to stop acting.

 

 

sir roger knows.

[Mike D]

Those Anchor butter creatures.

[torahboy]

Seems there's a preponderance of adverts featuring the butchering of songs, they should fucking stop it. 

 

That coffee ad where they have Well.I.Am.A.Cunt smugging at the camera after reducing the soulfully beautiful wistfulness of Redding's Dock of the Bay to a bag head's party song. Fucked up.

[Dougie Do'ins]

The new Maltesers advert. Is the message she was having a spasm and her boyfriend though she was trying to wank him off ?

 

[John101]

Chrimbo limbo

[Special K]

That Apple advert where the hipster kid says "What's a computer"

 

Fuck off

[rb14]

Any of this shite - and there are plenty.

 

 

In fact, I think it's fair to say that I would happily nuke the cunts who dreamt up the entire campaign, the preposterous strapline and the vomit-inducing imagery.

[Mike D]

“Your parents you swear never ever had sex”.

[Trumo]

Any of this shite - and there are plenty.

 

Ads for high-end mens watches almost always feature sailing or golf.

[SammyAftershave]

That payday loan shyster outfit that have butchered 'Sunny'. The 5,381% fucking cunts!

[Remmie]

All the betting ads, they are omnipotent, relentless, propostourous and outrageous (sorry went off on a Jackie from Seinfeld stylee)

 

One seems to be about hilariously using the made up word kwiffed 17 times in 3 seconds, then there's the tone deaf cunt singing gold and Ray Winstone turning his cockney geezer dial to 11