Adverts you hate.

[Bellflower]

The new radio ads for Sky with the Michael Owen soundalike

 

" Crispy 1, Sky 1"

 

Do 1.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Sun Life with the old bag on the lounger in the garden being smug because stupid men are falling off bikes etc " eyeing her up " typical men are stupid only into one thing sexist shit.

 

Oh and you look everyday of 62, made up. Neck like a wrung out cloth. I have aunties in their 70's look better without makeup.

 

Just don't tell Wayne Rooney.

[Mike D]

Sun Life with the old bag on the lounger in the garden being smug because stupid men are falling off bikes etc " eyeing her up " typical men are stupid only into one thing sexist shit.

Oh and you look everyday of 62, made up. Neck like a wrung out cloth. I have aunties in their 70's look better without makeup.

Just don't tell Wayne Rooney.

Its badly dubbed too.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Its badly dubbed too.

Yeah I noticed that. I've seen Turkeys with smoother necks than her.

[Mike D]

Cant decide if the Tui advert should go in here or the red head in it should go in the sexy women in tv adverts thread.

[Stickman]

Tried to out this on the other forum but it wouldn't work.....(I could actually put this in the adverts you love one too as it's the funniest thing he's ever done)

 

Michael Owen's Dubai promo video......"Watch out for the afterburners...."

 

Who'd have though young Mike would go full on Partridge

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFnymJDZAS8

[Mendoza]

Possibly the worst advert of all time

 

[Mike D]

Swinton “And heres nagging doubt”

[John101]

The Sainsbury's 'Every bit of this'

[Priory Doctor]

Mr Kiplings cakes- where every time a family disaster is occurring, you just have to stick a Mr Kipling cake in the fathers mouth and all is well.

Gobshites.

[Priory Doctor]

So many shite adverts doing the rounds, I fucking despise those Mr Kippling adverts were the soft fucking shite is made to look like an easy touch just because his cunt of a wife or daughter pass him some shitty Mr Kippling cake, fuck off. 

Bah, just spotted this

Apologies for my similar post, weeks later

[Remmie]

Those gurning cunts from Nationwide

[bigthrusts]

Any advert with a shit butchered acoustic version of a classic song.

[Stickman]

I knew I was going to hate the Lewis's Xmas advert even before I watched it but even they have surpassed themselves by having that dreary boring monotone cunt Guy Garvey singing the theme.

Why not just play The Beatles version at least it would have slightly redeemed it as it shits all over Elbow's version.

[Mook]

The one where they've butchered 'Ain't Nobody' by Chaka Khan is currently top of my 'foot through the telly' list.

 

Just fucking awful.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The cunts have also butchered Supertramp, the cunts. 

[Tony Moanero]

Mr Kiplings cakes- where every time a family disaster is occurring, you just have to stick a Mr Kipling cake in the fathers mouth and all is well.

Gobshites.

 

 

Mr Kipling makes exceedingly shite cakes.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Bah, just spotted this

Apologies for my similar post, weeks later

 

We just have similar taste in what constitutes a shit advert mate. 

[Pureblood]

Any advert with a shit butchered acoustic version of a classic song.

 

*strums*

 

It's an ickle bit funny

That feeling inside

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Christmas adds fuck me off no end. Even worse is all the cunts who jump on the bandwagon, like fucking cleaning products and fucking McDonalds, WTF has McDonalds got to fucking do with Christmas! Plus fucking carrot sticks, which fucking whoppers take their kids for a take out of Carrot sticks? Buy some fresh carrots down the market and get the peeler out you lazy fucking fat cunts. 

[Tony Moanero]

I like Christmas adverts. Some are shite, obviously, but you do get some boss ones.

 

This is a good one.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The Lidl one where the woman double dips her food in the salsa. Isn't sharing germs with strangers cheeky? I look forward to the follow up, where she gobs into their soup for a laugh, the dirty mare.

[Total Longo]

The one where they've butchered 'Ain't Nobody' by Chaka Khan is currently top of my 'foot through the telly' list.

 

Just fucking awful.

 

I agree, although the girl is decent enough 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I agree, although the girl is decent enough 

 

 

She's a bit of a minger close up.**

 

**Yeah, I checked. 

[Total Longo]

She's a bit of a minger close up.**

 

**Yeah, I checked. 

 

Deffo mate, an absolute minger.