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Happy New Year 2024

YorkshireRed

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YorkshireRed Grand Master

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Getting this in early, as the only way I’ll be up at midnight is if my fifty one year old prostate decides I need a trip to the bathroom. 

 

Hope you all have a fantabulous New Year’s Eve and that 2024 brings you happiness, joy, laughter, good health, prosperity, and the ability to sleep through the night without needing to go to the toilet. 

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magicrat Grand Master

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1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Getting this in early, as the only way I’ll be up at midnight is if my fifty one year old prostate decides I need a trip to the bathroom. 

 

Hope you all have a fantabulous New Year’s Eve and that 2024 brings you happiness, joy, laughter, good health, prosperity, and the ability to sleep through the night without needing to go to the toilet. 

Good nights kip and no toilet trips is a thing of the past mate,  I'm on two most nights !

 

Happy New Year guys 

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Glad to see the back of 2023. Lost my mum, my dad, and 2 days ago a former work colleague passed from cancer (I didn't know her well, but she was a nice lady and she fought like fuck against that evil disease).

 

To top it off Abu Dhabi won practically everything in the unmentionable.

 

I'm not expecting 2024 to be much better, especially as I'm getting TUPE'd in July, but you never know your luck.

 

Anyhoo arseholes to the lot of you, and here's to less suicidal thoughts in the next 12 months.

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Happy 2024 lads and what ladies we have left.

 

We had Chinese spread for Xmas Dinner so I'm now cooking roast chicken with all the trimmings. Taking a couple of weeks off the booze for early Jan so I'm gonna try to consume all the alcohol in the house tonight. I expect to be bollocksed. Currently slurping beers in the kitchen with Radio X on, making sage & onion stuffing balls. 

 

Have a wonderful evening whatever you're up to. Have a belting next 12 months. 

 

 

 

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Mudface Grand Master

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4 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Looking forwards to tonight.

 

Got a subz saag gosht (lamb curry with winter veg and spinach) on the hob and currently sitting on the couch drinking wine in my PJs.

 

Could be one for the getting older thread this.

 

Could be right, I'm having a quiet one too. I'm only on my fifth line, the hookers are coming round in the next half hour for a good sesh, then it's E's, a couple of Strawberries and into town for the Bells with the lads followed by a club until midday tomorrow or until I pull. Got an ounce of Red Leb to come down with before the pub tomorrow evening. I suppose we all have to slow down sometimes.

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4 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Getting this in early, as the only way I’ll be up at midnight is if my fifty one year old prostate decides I need a trip to the bathroom. 

 

Hope you all have a fantabulous New Year’s Eve and that 2024 brings you happiness, joy, laughter, good health, prosperity, and the ability to sleep through the night without needing to go to the toilet. 

In the good old days you’d have been round the lesbian neighbours. 
Happy new year and say hello to your gardener wife, she sounds alright. 

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All the best. Last year at New year I had two thing I put in the thread. Was up for a big promotion opportunity and my stepdaughter had cancer. 

Statistically people with her cancer at that stage 67% of  live 5 years. When it spreads their is an average life expectancy of 13 months. When her cancer spread she lasted 6 weeks.

The odds on me getting that job were 54-1 as in there were 13000 plus applications and 250 jobs. 

Can't put into words how much I wish I hadn't got the job and she had lived. To me there won't be a good new year but gotta plod on for my Mrs and everyone else 

 

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