Jude Bellingham Welcome to Liverpool…

[Section_31]

Wham tomorrow.

[Guest]

Wham Bam Thank You Spam.

[Bjornebye]

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and wham; egg bacon sausage and spam; wham bacon sausage and spam; spam egg wham spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam wham bacon spam tomato and spam

[Jairzinho]

Patty Bam Bam tomorrow.

[No2]

2 hours ago, Razoray said:

For the signing to still be possible, the only scenario that makes sense in the timeline that has run since last week:

 

Bellingham only wants to come here. We bid approx £80m and were told we'd need to improve the offer to £130m as they feel they can get that in an auction. We said no, we were out, sending the message to journalists immediately. We informed Bellingham's team that we couldn't match Dortmund's valuation. He has told his club that he will stay for another year rather than join anyone else, run his contract down to it's final year, resulting in the price reducing by up to 30%. Dortmund probably had plans for this summer's transfers which are now on hold, so the ball is in their court if they want to reduce the asking price. 

 

We could have told Bellingham we have £150m for this deal, that's the number he's known about all along and we will save it for next year if needs be, Dortmund want £130m, the agent wants £20m, either play for free or go and get them to make the numbers work. That's not us reneging on a promise to him or even lying to Dortmund, we're officially out of any deal unless the player can get the other 2 to come to arrangement or we revisit next season.

[El Rojo]

I'd imagine Bellingham has zero interest in staying in Germany for another season, so at least the whole thing will be over this summer. 

[johnsusername]

Ben Doak will have retired and the club will still be pushing the "just wait until next summer - it's going to be BIG." 

[El Rojo]

25 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Patty Bam Bam tomorrow.

The Bambino. 

 

He's worth it for the nicknames alone, whatever about the guarantee of securing a top nine spot with him. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Wham tomorrow.

 

Definitely one for Viz's "Up The Arse Corner"

[Code]

5 hours ago, TheBitch said:

When is Kev on the pod?

Even I will listen to the podcast then.

 

This reminds me a bit about the Owen/Madrid/ Newcastle saga, lets hope this ends better. 

[Scott_M]

[joe_fishfish]

Jones - Trent - Bellingham midfield next year then. You heard it here first

[redrosetints]

11 hours ago, Moo said:

Why would Bellingham want to come here in Summer 24 if we've fucked him off now? He'll move this summer, it'll be for £120m+ to a Manchester team.  Meanwhile we won't spend close to what Bellingham goes for which will demonstrate that it was never on the cards.

I’ve always assumed the reason were in the running is that he wants to play for LFC, as a fan or due to his dads influence (who is a fan), the Gerard connection etc point to this. If he didn’t have that affinity, I think he’d be off to Madrid or Citeh already, for the money, CLs or prem titles. The papers often make it seem like the player has no say on their destination, but of course they do.
 

So if the above is true, if, then I’m sure we briefed him and had his blessing/support on the ‘we’re out of the running’ messaging, wether as a ploy to reduce his price this year or to get him next season when he’s only a year left on his contract.
 

Dortmund have no reason to sell and he’s happy there, so not the worst outcome. It’s fingers crossed for me. 

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

On 17/04/2023 at 16:59, dave u said:

It's been a few days now and I'm still not feeling any better about this whole shitshow.

 

 

[Denny Crane]

 

VdV might well be the Dutch Paul Merson  but is this Gravenberch an alternative Bellingham then.

 

 

 

 

 

[SasaS]

It's not pronounced Fan Der Fart for nothing.

[Bobby Hundreds]

If he stays at Dortmund fuck the bullshit of keeping our powder dry so we can get Bellingham next year. The club has to do serious business this window and in my opinion it needs a marquee signing  it needs a boost, it needs to stop acting like fucking paupers in a rich man's world. Though I like Mount no way on earth is he a star signing he is Robin to someone else's Batman.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

If he stays at Dortmund fuck the bullshit of keeping our powder dry so we can get Bellingham next year. The club has to do serious business this window and in my opinion it needs a marquee signing  it needs a boost, it needs to stop acting like fucking paupers in a rich man's world. Though I like Mount no way on earth is he a star signing he is Robin to someone else's Batman.

 

Milner is Alfred.

[Daisy]

The only thing im surprised about is how publicly stupid the club have made themselves look. 

 

They've always been utterly stupid cunts but this is a new low for FSG. 

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

Milner is Alfred.

If Alfred was more suited to wearing the bat costume.

[SasaS]

3 hours ago, Daisy said:

The only thing im surprised about is how publicly stupid the club have made themselves look. 

 

They've always been utterly stupid cunts but this is a new low for FSG. 

 

One thing FSG definitely are not is stupid.

[Mark M]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

Milner is Alfred.

Is John Henry the Joker ?

[Bobby Hundreds]

I think John Henry is two face

[Guest]

Bellingham next year. Mac Allister this year.

[Barrington Womble]

21 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Bellingham next year. Mac Allister this year.

And mbappe 2020