General Election 2019

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

We've a deal that has been negotiated, have we not?

I see.... so Remain vs Boris’ deal. Got it. Cheers. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Remain vs what?

A knighthood for Jo Swinson. 

[Brownie]

Factcheck

Claim: Jeremy Corbyn is promising to plant 2bn trees by 2040

Reality: The government must already adhere to the Committee for Climate Change target of 1.5bn trees by 2050. Jeremy Corbyn’s pledge is for more trees in 20 rather than 30 years. This means 100m trees must be planted a year to expand woodland and make up for losses. This is ambitious, but is not impossible and not out of synch with what experts say.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

He sent his dad and a reanimated ventriloquist's dummy. 

[Jairzinho]

The fuck are they cutting his beak with?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The state of this cunt. 

 

A sadder face than Kay Burnley's dog tweet. 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Compo face!

[Manny]

23 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

The state of this cunt. 

 

A sadder face than Kay Burnley's dog tweet. 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Manny said:

 

 

We've all been there 

[Manny]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

We've all been there 

Iain Duncan Smith definitely has, the poverty porn nonce.

[Captain Turdseye]

Our weekend away has been postponed and luckily I had the foresight to book a couple of tickets to the hustings tomorrow night, just in case. Demand totally outstripped supply which I’m hoping is a good thing and people are there to support our girl and give Hancock a rough time about the GP crisis in town. Looking forward to watching him flap in person. 

 

That’s about the only thing there is to look forward to because this whole AS narrative has finally sucked the life out of my enthusiasm today. The game is rigged, it couldn’t be any more transparent. The Tories couldn’t give two shits about British jews, same as they don’t give two shits about anyone else in this country other than themselves. The only thing that makes Jeremy Corbyn ‘dangerous’ is his opinion on the Israel/Palestine conflict and the British establishment has gleefully played along with the Israel lobby purely so they can each continue to feather their own nests. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Manny said:

Iain Duncan Smith definitely has, the poverty porn nonce.

Mate a wank over a picture of Liz McDonald in an old copy of the Radio Times when you can't afford the internet bill isn't to be sniffed at. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Our weekend away has been postponed and luckily I had the foresight to book a couple of tickets to the hustings tomorrow night, just in case. Demand totally outstripped supply which I’m hoping is a good thing and people are there to support our girl and give Hancock a rough time about the GP crisis in town. Looking forward to watching him flap in person. 

 

That’s about the only thing there is to look forward to because this whole AS narrative has finally sucked the life out of my enthusiasm today. The game is rigged, it couldn’t be any more transparent. The Tories couldn’t give two shits about British jews, same as they don’t give two shits about anyone else in this country other than themselves. The only thing that makes Jeremy Corbyn ‘dangerous’ is his opinion on the Israel/Palestine conflict and the British establishment has gleefully played along with the Israel lobby purely so they can each continue to feather their own nests. 

Turn up with a yarmulke on and start chanting "Oooh Jeremy Corbyn...." dead dead loud. Fuck everyones heads up. 

[aRdja]

 Why aren’t Labour attacking the Tories hard over this?

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Nancy Astor - From Devon way? Or thats where I heard them say they had unveiled her statue earlier today 

 

@A Red fucking hell no surprise there 

[Captain Turdseye]

8 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

 Why aren’t Labour attacking the Tories hard over this?

 

 

 

Because it’s of no relevance at all to this election maybe? Hundreds of pages of documents showing how the NHS might be fucked over were barely newsworthy. What’s in that tweet won’t grab the attention of the public whatsoever. 

[Tj hooker]

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

That wasn't his dad who wrote that. You can't fool me John. 

 

 

 

 

That was Gove. 

[Tj hooker]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

That wasn't his dad who wrote that. You can't fool me John. 

 

 

 

 

That was Gove. 

Thought you would see through it lad 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Some tory pm on Newsnight trying to defend BJ on hiding away from Andrew Neil and coming across like a right tit.

[Strontium]

49 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

 Why aren’t Labour attacking the Tories hard over this?

 

 

 

Schoolboy error from Hancock there - Astor was the first woman to sit in Parliament.

[Anubis]

Just detail a mobile loudspeaker to follow Johnson around playing a continual loop of the chorus from Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat.

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Just detail a mobile loudspeaker to follow Johnson around playing a continual loop of the chorus from Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat.

I'd prefer a fully armed tank driven by a man on the edge with a bottle of brandy in his hand. 

[Strontium]