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Get one of those planes to fly over the ground with a banner or report her missing at half time.

 

 

Brilliantly, I got my name over the tannoy at the old Celtic Park. My first ever Celtic game my dad took me too, it was supposed to be momentus because Fergus McCann had just bought the club and got rid of the previous minge-bag owners who had almost run the club into the ground. I'm stood in the old west end before the game behind the goal, I ask my dad if I can go and watch the players warm up down the front and he says be back in 5 minutes. I must have been down there ages because when I turned round, could I fuck see my dad.It had got very busy. I found a steward who took me down under the stand, out through the middle of the jungle and round the running track on the side of the pitch while the game was playing. He walked me round the west end side and went "See if you can see your dad" like a little nobhead I tried to see if I could spot him. 

 He took me up to the main stand and into the first aid box which was in the far corner near the old away end. Im sat watching the game from behind the glass with a cup of tea. Next thing I hear "Can the father of Bjornebye from Liverpool please contact the nearest steward" over the tannoy.  

 

I was half expecting a smack when my dad came and got me at half time but he was pissing himself. 

 

We lost 1 nil to Motherwell. Tommy Coyne got the winner I think. 

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Can someone on here, who's on Twitter, not tweet a message on Tom's behalf?

 

Just tweeted Donald Trump to say he looks like Sloth from the Goonies after someone's cunted his face off with a pitchfork, and told him it was from Tom's daughter.

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Just tweeted Donald Trump to say he looks like Sloth from the Goonies after someone's cunted his face off with a pitchfork, and told him it was from Tom's daughter.

Have you tried a Hob Nob in that apple cutter yet, you cunt?

 

It's been 13 days, 5 hours and 52 minutes since you said you would do so and report back.

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Midway through the first half strip down and jump over the boards and run around the field til the stews catch you. After being escorted to the security office tell them your under age daughter is out there alone - they will announce her name and tell her to report to security. You can have a nice laugh in a borrowed towel and still be home in time for cake.

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